As Seen on TV

The vomit whip! It turns vomit back into food!

CREDENCE GOLD.

so we all know enbb smokes teh weed now

Ha! Hadn't even occurred to me but that's probably indicative of the fact that I smoke too much.

this isn't "seen on tv" but every national geographic i've received for months now has this ad for this amish heating system which i'm curious about.

i actually ordered something from asotv. my father kept saying how cool the flip 'n grip (a spatula with a hinged top) looked, so i got for him for his bday a few years ago. it came with a complimentary scoop 'n strain for pasta.

x-post Is it The Roll 'n Glow?

i read discover magazine a lot, and there's some fantastical exercise machine that costs $28k advertised a lot.. supposedly you can get like this crazy insane workout in like... 6 minutes.

http://www.fastexercise.com/images/rom.jpg

That looks like a torture device!

OK these things crack me up - http://www.asotv.com/kidefopa.html

xp: that's a lot of chronic

haha i immediately thought of growing personal stash
+ lettuce
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Yes the footpads! My mom was like "what happens if you put them on your FACE?!".

i want the midnight special dvds

x post - If they were $2 rather than 20 I'd order them, apply to my face and let your mom know.

My husband saw this in CVS recently and made me take a picture because he thought the name was so ridiculous: Urine Gone.

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The facial has 26 contact areas that receive a mild impulse from the custom control unit. These impulses help create a gradual reduction in the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles resulting in a face that looks and feels more youthful with that healthy rosy glow.

This creepy thing is on sale and can be yours for just $39.99.

I like the rose laying next to it in the picture. It's a nice touch.

ha my roommate ordered the Midnight Special DVDs! They're pretty great.

JEsus that is horrifying!

how many songs do each act perform on them?

yes the roll n glow!

i love the amish

the spiraled cord adds bonus creepy points
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i want the midnight special dvds
WANT!

Holy Crap. It's about to get a lot creepier:

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ARGH! Whoops.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/kingdom-of-the-mask-people/511328992?icid=acvsv4

DO THE MATH FRANKENSTEIN

q-ray tribute thread

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i bought this at target and it kind of sucks. i had high hopes of all new feet.
http://www.taylorgifts.com/images/p32996b.jpg

:-( That sucks. It looks like it would have been very gratifying to take apart and see all the dead skin!

The only thing that will give all new feet are the old school razor things that are illegal in most salons now. I have one at home and the place near my work breaks them out for an extra couple bucks and then slices away.

i scraped and scraped and scraped and only came up with a little bit of skin dust in the egg. maybe my feet aren't as gross as i think they are, but i swear that this thing probably just sucks.

how many songs do each act perform on them?

I don't think ever more than one on each disk, but some appear multiple times throughout the set. Also each disk has bonus sets by comedians like RICHARD PRYOR and STEVE MARTIN.

Guys, I just got a Slap Chop. You know what? It's awesome.

I still want to try those detoxing foot pads.

detoxifying? idk.

eh, i used to work in a call centre selling this type of thing, and less savoury items besides. we got a used fleshlight sent back to us once. Grim.

Those gratey foot eggs work, but not as well as you'd think - well we tried one and tons of gross skin came off but the heels were still all flaky and crap!

My dad has bought so many ASOTV exercise bits over the years. All collecting dust in the sunroom or garage. And he's a salesman you'd think he'd not be fooled so easily.