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Give Me Something to Do Everyday for a Month

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In response to the "I ___________ for a whole month" (smoked weed everyday, ate fast food for every meal, got drunk every day) shows that keep cropping up, I have decided to do the following:

1) Throw this question up to do an ILX brainstorm of things I could do everyday for a month.
2) Encourage participation of all types and qualities
3) Take the top five answers and place them into a poll
4) Run the poll for a week, and, pending the legality of the suggestion, attempt to do the thing suggested every day for a whole month.

I will not: Smoke weed ever day, get drunk every day, eat fast food for every meal.

What have you got? Mind you, I do have a job and would like to keep it.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

different girl

― remy bean, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

different girl

Also, I are married, and would like to remain so.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

read from a religious text (bible, torah, koran, bgagavad gita, etc etc) of your choosing. can be repeated with different texts.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://timeouttunnel.com/images/pictures/albums/vintage_timeout/24816031_9b6344b7d1_o.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

every day for a month, listen to a different jimmy buffet album.

― kenan, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

You should write an entire memoir every day for a year and then write a memoir about the experience.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

rememoirs?

― JTS, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Every day try a new flavor of ice cream at Baskin Robbins.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Charity work

― Øystein, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Keep 'em comin, guys.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

self portrait in different media

― Slumpman, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

knock on someones door and run away

― Slumpman, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

Mock a different tragedy to the survivors of it.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

everyday for a month: refrain from laughing out of politeness
i bet it can't be done.

― Slumpman, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

I've tried that - it turns you into a bitter person with a constant internal monologue of "That wasn't funny".

― robertwolf8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

study for the bar exam

― gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

did you replace the polite laughter with anything verbal or just glare at people?

xp

― Slumpman, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

graffiti a bathroom stall

30 different ones or just one, either way

― milo z, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

draw a one-panel cartoon with no more than two lines of dialogue. stickmen are allowed.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

troll a non-ILX message board, provide links here

― gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

go to a range and fire a different gun

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

rob the same liquor store every day

― milo z, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

eat an apple

― felicity, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

Make a new friend! Everyday!

― Slumpman, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

In real life i mean.

― Slumpman, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

1. Every day, take a photo of a different bathroom/restroom toilet, which presumably, you've used.
2. Every day, make friends with a different dog/cat/hamster/animal of yr choice.
3. Every day, create a new word/name for a bit of yr life, a word that to the best of yr research, has never been used.
4. Every day, listen to a song you have never heard by an artist you have never heard of.
5. Count how many words you speak. At the end of the month, total them.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

Are you trying to make him a combination of Stuart Smalley and Rain Man?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

Ghost-ride the whip

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

watch one of these http://www.cbs.com/classics/star_trek/video/video.php

― caek, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

buy me a thoughtful gift!

― 69, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

Are you trying to make him a combination of Stuart Smalley and Rain Man?

Perhaps, but that's only 2 out of 5. Throw in Paul Rubens, Scott Seward, and GG Allin and we may have a winner.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

On the first day of the month, hold your breath for a decent amount of time. Say, 45 seconds. Every day of the month, increase this number by 2 seconds. If for some reason you are a master breath holder, increase the starting number, or if you have severe asthma, start at 5 seconds.

― Z S, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

learn a new word in a foreign language

read a page of Ulysses/Finnegan's Wake (and whatever explanatory text you need for this not to be totally meaningless)

― 31g, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

Recite the alphabet backwards without major pause.

― Z S, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, I have a great idea for you, B.L.A.M.

Read a couple pages a day from Five Weeks to Winning Bridge by Albert Sheinwald and then you and Mrs. Blam can come play with us in LA. :)

― felicity, Thursday, 27 March 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

Right on. I may do that anyway.

Whatever happened to the Dodgers tix?

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

unfriend someone from facebook

― ledge, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Someone I've heard about made a birthday resolution one year ago to do something new, something he had never done, EVERY DAY for the next year. I don't know if there were exceptions or days off on the weekend or whatever, but I think he succeeded. I do know that one of the very last items, saved for the wind-up weekend, = was riding a mechanical bull.

― Laurel, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

walk a different route through your home town, from home or work to nowhere in particular.

― ledge, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

engage in meaningful conversation w/a stranger

― jhøshea, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

this is a super awz idea/thread blam!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Drink one more cup of coffee than you did the day before.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/images/avatars/Fry_Coffee_High_100.jpg

― nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Drink one more cup of coffee than you did the day before.

Out of respect to my central nervous system, no.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

Whatever happened to the Dodgers tix?

Oh, I thought I posted on the LA thread -- I got 2 tickets for April 1 in Section 1FD, Row U. I think my other one is spoken for but you guys can get some and we can all meet up at the game.

― felicity, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Word. I'll see if the missus is interested.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 27 March 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

take a photo of yourself then post in a row.

― not_goodwin, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

Write 3,000 words. At the end of the month you will have a 90,000 word book. Give it to Ned.

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Drink one more cup of coffee than you did the day before.

^^ how many days before you were too ill to continue? i think the limit might be 2 weeks.

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

that's my totally uneducated guess.

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

How many cups in a pot? For years my mom was drinking more than two pots of black a day, but I dunno if that was more than 14 cups.

― milo z, Friday, 28 March 2008 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

Give me one penny on day one.
Give me two pennies on day two.
...
etc (double the amount every day).

― nickn, Friday, 28 March 2008 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

Dress as a woman!

― not_goodwin, Friday, 28 March 2008 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

Dress as a different woman every day!

― StanM, Friday, 28 March 2008 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

3) Take the top five answers and place them into a poll

^^

Also B.L.A.M. check your em@il.

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Put off making the poll every day for a month. Only 2 weeks to go.

― felicity, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)


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