cheap laughs

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Someone once said, 'rainy would think that tap dripping was funny'. It's too easy to make me laugh. I'm even laughing right now, from thinking of funny things.

― rainy, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

make me laugh some more why dontcha.

― rainy, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Put it this way.....if I was wearing my Moschino belt and my hair was combed, I could talk to your random-surrealism-generating, twee ass for about 10 minutes and have you marching down that strip within half an hour.....think that shit's funny? huh? rub my feet when you walk in my house.

― Ramosi, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.marsattacksfan.com/animate2.gif

― mark s, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"the stars are like gods daisy chains"

― ducklingmonster, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://mandirt.com/content/pictures/tombstonesanta.jpg

― Dan I., Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

PICKLES! FLYING PICKLES! KILL EM!

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"everytime a star blows its nose a little fairy is born"

― isadora, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q. whats green and is the next day?
A. a to-marrow.

that was made up by me, at age 5. prompted by some tardy in my class who always said "tomarrow" instead of "tomorrow". i is a grammmar nazi.

― di, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh no! electrik bean!

― mike hanle y, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.sanrio.com/main/criticalcat/critcat.gif

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you know animals that breathe fire like dragons and stuff? Why don't they burn the insides of their own mouths or noses? Or do they in fact do that, which is why they're always so ANGRY?

― MarkH, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

[drip]

― Graham, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You might not think this is funny but I once nearly got a detention at school for laughing all through a maths lesson. The thing was, I had swapped a crappy smelly rubber with Suzanne for something better (I can't remember what) and she had quickly realised she had got a bum deal and tried to swap back and when I wouldn't she went round the rest of the class trying to palm it off on other people. I just thought it was very funny. After a while I probably could have stopped but I wanted to pretend I couldn't cause the teacher was demanding that I did and I wanted to see how long I could string it out.

Antother time someone bought some beef crisps and that made me laugh a lot too.

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had swapped a crappy smelly rubber with Suzanne for something better (I can't remember what)

Butthead: He said rubber. Huh huh huh huh huh.

― Nicole, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is it ever untrue to say that someone has more horses than sense? I'd think that any number of horses, say 10, is probably more sense than anyone needs. on an average day. maybe some days you need 12 or 13 horses worth of sense.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's pony.

― Jonnie, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pull my dick

err, finger...sorry.

― Queen G, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg

― hamish, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So many dead kittens..

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://squeep.com/~fek/think-of-the-domokun.jpg
I know everyone's seen it, but I felt compelled to complete the cycle...

― Dan I., Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The farmer said to the barber "Whatcha gunna gunna buggins sir!?!" The barber replied " I oil up my mistress with hot wax before plunging into her body!"

― mike hanle y, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, until I noticed that the last post was by Mike, I wasted valuable seconds of my life trying to make sense of it.

― Kim, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kim, Kim, Kim of the Bog.

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah? Well why don't you tell that to the legions of meerkats living in your stupid pants? Yeah I said it, your pants are stupid.

― Kim, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Flaccid, I sit and ponder the tweak.

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

Name Bosko Balaban
Team Aston Villa
Total Appearances 0
Starts 0
Substituted 0
Total Minutes Played 0
Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0
Goals 0
Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0
Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
Goals Scored As Sub 0
Number of Bookings 0
Total Booking Minutes 0
Avg Bookings Per Start 0
Number of Red Cards 0
Total Red Card Minutes 0
Avg Red Cards Per Start 0

― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.