THE BIBLE IS MAGICAL. THE BIBLE IS BETTER THAN 100% OF FICTION

THOSE HOMOS AT OXFORD KNOW WHATS UP IN SUMER.

DISAGREE

(about the bible, not the oxford homos)

What article of literature compartmentalizes psychological groups finer?

CRAP, THE BIBLE IS VITAL AND IMPORTANT AND SHOULD EXIST. ALSO EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD 'LORD' SHOULD BE SUPPLANTED BY THE WORD 'FORESKIN'.

Tell me more about these "tittles".

AND MOSES DID STEP DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN. AND MOSES DID BRING FORTH TWO TABLETS, EACH INSCRIBED WITH A NUMBER OF COMMANDMENTS. AND MOSES DID SAY 'COR, COP THEM JUGS'. AND THESE JUGS DID CAUSE MOSES TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND FALL FACE-FIRST INTO SOME DOINGS. AND A COMEDY NOISE DID GO 'WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAHHH'. AND MOSES DID RISE TO HIS FEET AND RESUME THE TITTY HUNT ANON.

^^^^St Custos's Letter to the Ilxians

zingeth

peas be with you.

I love when people are like "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?!?!? That is the best book! You have to read it! It's my favorite!...after the Bible, I mean."

I DIDN'T READ POETICS AT THE TIME I POSTED THIS MY MISTAKE

our gain

HOOS WHATS THAT ABOUT RIGHT THERE YOUR RAGE LEVEL SEEMS TO BE HULKING ARE YOU HIGH I DONT LIKE THE ATTITUDE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OUR GAIN"

THE WHOLE PREMISE OF THIS POST WOULD HAVE BEEN RENDERED MOOT

less aristotle, more gucci mane

IF GUCCI DECIDES TO PERSECUTE ON ME THERE IS A 10ML 5 FEET AWAY I AM UNAFRAID GUCCI MANE: I RECOMMEND YOU ADOPT MODERATION

The Georgian quarter says as much, but with a peach.

john mkcaine

it was supposed to be MKcain L:*(

Tell me more about these "tittles".

― HI DERE, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

op otm obv

BUT FOR JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME NO SUITABLE HELPER WAS FOUND. SO THE CATBEAST CAUSED JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME TO FALL INTO A DEEP SLEEP; AND WHILE JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME WAS SLEEPING, CATBEAST TOOK A PIECE OF JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME'S COCCYX AND CLOSED UP THE PLACE WITH MORTAL FLESH. THEN CATBEAST MADE A TITMOBILE FROM THE COCCYX HE HAD TAKEN OUT OF JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME, AND HE BROUGHT HER TO JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.

GENESIS 2:20-22

With some very minor editing the bible really would be better than 100% of fiction imo

OTM! Like the Conservative Bible Project @ Conservapedia but the complete opposite!

Cd stand to lose Leviticus imo.

Better than http://www.lolcatbible.com ?

could do w/o large chunks of 1 chronicles iirc

Yeah was gonna mention that. Numbers is a bit ropey too I think?

Numbers is useful for proving that Earth is 6000 years old though, gotta admit

IF GUCCI DECIDES TO PERSECUTE ON ME THERE IS A 10ML 5 FEET AWAY I AM UNAFRAID GUCCI MANE: I RECOMMEND YOU ADOPT MODERATION

― mkcaine, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:28 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

^ prophet

Can I put a word in here that David Rosenberg's A Literary Bible: An Original Translation was just published two weeks ago, and is well worth perusing for anyone interested in revisiting the Hebrew bible as poetry. It compiles and completes 35 years of translation efforts (Some Psalms, Blues of the Sky, Lightworks, Job Speaks, The Book of J, the last two with commentary by Harold Bloom) by the former editor-in-chief of the Jewish Publication Society. I encountered his Job Speaks in a humanities for scientists survey, and have hunted down a few of his other translations since.

There's sort of a complementary verse translation of the new testament, with 4 gnostic gospels included, that also came out last month: Willis Barnstone's The Restored New Testament: A New Translation with Commentary, Including the Gnostic Gospels. I don't know anything else about it.

A friend of mine also did a rhyming translation of the first 50 chapters of Genesis (http://www.risingpun.com/gtv/).

I'm curious about the new R. Crumb illustrated version of "The Book of Genesis".

thank you for that info, Derelict. i've added those books to my wishlist.

Nate, I got the Crumb book last week and it's really fantastic. Ranks up there with his best work, and there are many layers of "what the fuck" at work, obviously.

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full size version:
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that Miracle show is in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, home to Dollywood.

http://www.miracletheater.com/

Be Inspired, The Miracle - Fun Family Entertainment!

Bring your entire family to The Miracle and witness a musical spectacular like no other. The Miracle is a stunning musical recreation of the life of Christ told in epic proportion. Featuring an enormous cast of actors, singers, dancers, technicians and live animals you will be awed by the magnificence of this performance.

From centurion soldiers on horseback to majestic kings on camels, the huge scope of this production is amazing. The curtains will rise on the dawning of creation, as the fingerprint of Christ is illustrated throughout the Old Testament. See angels flying overhead proclaiming His birth. Feel the wind and the rain as Jesus calms the sea. Witness the glory of His spectacular ascension. You'll be inspired and renewed as you witness the glory of The Miracle!

Also note that Dollywood is awesome and worth your time and not a little gay.

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