Reaction to porn

Few months later my friend at school has me over and he shows me a Playboy....I remember it like it was yesterday, the start of my rambling life of porn.......Kerri Kendall centerfold, unshaven, but clear pic, and I could easily make out the cameltosis....a real woman right there...big country badoonk, big country tittes, what.....i asked dude if i could borrow it.....he knew what was up, was very accomodating and said yes....what a guy....he still chuckled knowing what was going down, though.......in the car on the way home, my mom oblivious, my heart began thumping out of control and I had a root like no other.....total fever.....oh verd uppenheimer.....straight to my room, I pulled out my wank teddy bear and it was on (remember that? I already told you the bear/wanklikeagirl story).....the heart thump was funny....after I got used to porn, esp the full exposure shaved kind and video, the anticipatory crazy thump went away...the only other times (2 total) I had it was the hour leading up to when I lost my virginity, and later on in 11th grade when I was sucking this chick's tits and she was reeking of Tommy Girl perfume in general.....it was an epiphanic moment.....I used to think of Tommy GIrl as a total played out bougie perfume every girl rocked, but that one moment......now whenever I get near a tittie I want to smell Tommy Girl and nothing but....all you girls try to wear Tommy Girl in the summer, aiiight?!?!? it just suits tits.

So a while after Kerri Kendall, the real shit went down.....in same friend's back shed, he pulls out the Hustler, aw shiiiiit......no hairy muffz, I can see everything.....yeah. antoher friend shows me video porn a bit after that (by then I'd learned to wank like a man, by hand) and the rest is Randy West worshipping history. my documents folder is split into three these days......mp3......mad porn....crazy porn

Actually, the funnier story is my first encounter visiting someone's house watching gay porn, but I'll save that story for any NYC meetup that happens.

i know what you mean. After a while you get numb, sort of cauterised and somehow just pretty people doing it in a variety of positions just doesn't work anymore. Mind you, when you're tired of brown shower amputee fisting you're tired of life, as my father is wont to say after one too many sweet sherries.

This is so cute. Ramose makes it sound like the equivalent of Prokofiev's 'Peter & The Wolf' or something.

This is terrific. It should flash up every so often during porn movies, just as a reminder.

The Mentors provided my first exposure to hardcore fucking on video, during some late-night showing in some guy's dorm room. Later I found the same fella tossing out some smutty japanese comics and a magazine with pics of women in stilettoes stepping on guy's balls. He claimed that he "just found them somewhere."

My first exposure to hardcore GAY fucking on video was in a bar somewhere, with one guy fucking the other up the ass at a truly astonishing speed and ease -- like buttah. They were standing up, too!

Reaction? initial curiosity, fading into boredom. I have very mixed feelings about porn, but watching two men getting it on left me quite cold.

I also saw "Being There" at about the same age and found the bedroom scene very confronting due to the woman's shamelessness.

The first real porn movie I saw was when I was 16 and I don't know it's real title but we fondly referred to it as "Fist-fuckers from Hell". It was foul and graphic.

I don't find film to be the most effective medium for receiving porn.

haha man that last post, all by its lonesome

found this looking for "chain reaction", not "porn" btw

sure you were

haha

Reviving is always a useful function of porn, Mark, no need to be bashful.

if seeing Rising Sun on video with my middle school BFF-but-i-wish-she-was-my-girlfriend while her mom was in the room counts...then my reaction was sheer, mortal terror

xpost There are worse threads to revive than this one, I think. Pretty interesting, actually.

In fourth grade I found a stash of either my father or my brother's Playboys and proceeded to cut them up and sell individual naked ladeeez to my schoolmates. It's shocking that I never got busted, as my brilliant hiding spot was the back of my assigned cubbyhole, underneath the plastic tub that held my supplies.

so I guess my first reaction to porn was "hmmm, how can I turn a buck on this?"

scrambled softcore

'foreign films'

I never got sheer, mortal terror. Like Ramosi upthread, I was desperately curious to get a view of this mysterious body part that I only had vague ideas about, and I was eased into it with dad's swiped Playboys. Prior to those, I was having sex dreams, but I didn't know what the female stuff looked like, so my brain would make up bizarre contraptions. I was thankful to get the image of the real thing in my head, so I could enjoy my sex dreams better.

I think the first time I saw an honest-to-god porno movie was in middle school, at a friend's house when no one was home (not even the friend). It was Deep Throat, IIRC. Fascinating. Enthralling. Burned on my brain. I described it later in great detail to a friend of mine.

I was mortally terrified, kenan, because some dude was like eating sushi off a hot chicks VAGINA in the opening scene and I was supposed to be helping my FAKE GIRLFRIEND's MOM wrap christmas candies while my brain is going "UHHHHHHHHHHHH"

ps "bizarre contraptions" = DO NOT WANT

well, not like... mousetraps or something. More like totally featureless, shiny holes. Bizarre only in retrospect.

some dude was like eating sushi off a hot chicks VAGINA in the opening scene

oh. ok. see, stuff like that still terrifies me. Stunt porn.

MOUSETRAPS

pussy tightropes

stunt porn is a good way to put it
haha 'i'm not a porn actress, i'm a porn stuntwoman'

all you girls try to wear Tommy Girl in the summer, aiiight?!?!? it just suits tits.

man that is perfect

I think the first time I saw an honest-to-god porno movie was in middle school, at a friend's house...

In seventh or eighth grade, a bunch of us were hanging out one afternoon on one of those days when school was let out early so that teachers could have meetings or some such. Anyhow, this one kid mentioned that a television in his parents' bedroom received a slightly-unscrambled feed of some cable porn channel. Within a few minutes we had all jumped on our skateboards, bmx bikes, etc., and were caravaning up the street to his house, chanting "PORNO, PORNO, PORNO!" the entire way. Sooo, we ended up cramming a half-dozen or more of us into his folks' room, and watched a slightly snowy, b&w (due to mangled cable reception) version of a film called "The Maltese Dildo". Y'know, I don't even think there was sound; just crappy video reception.

It's the stuff that reams are made of.

Is anyone here young enough to have grown up with porn being primarily an online experience (and way easier to come by - kids these days don't have to work at anything...)?

Haha, my friend my age got his experience that way. G=He GAVE ME once (with out asking) all the .gifs/.jpegs he's downloaded w/his 28.8 modem, "a labor of love," he called it. "I discovered if I used the slideshow from My Pictures screen saver, the anticipation of the next picture really helped the excitement." !!!

The first 'porn' I saw was online, not that I was looking for it. An animated banner ad on some page that had a velociraptor licking a naked, aroused-looking blonde's asshole. It was too non-sexy and startling to register as something people would look at to get steamy. I'm not sure I thought 'zomg porn.'

"a labor of love," he called it.

heh. That's not the word I would use.

I started out reading erotica, actually -- I don't know when I first saw porn but it was a lot later. Like, a decade later.

Is anyone here young enough to have grown up with porn being primarily an online experience (and way easier to come by - kids these days don't have to work at anything...)?

-- milo z, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 9:35 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

13 yrs old, friends basement, shitty jpgs

yeah dudes my introduction was finding my parents' copy of 'The Joy Of Sex'.

aged, like, 8 or 9

my reaction was to tell all my classmates about it in extravagant detail

plus ça change

Aw, Louis, we have something in common.

xpost Wait, no we don't.

it was at my friends house, 12 years old. we watched his dad's not-so-secret stash of porn videos. dude couldn't hide anything for shit hahahaha (we'd also steal his condoms and and make water balloons out of 'em).

it was nice. good times.

i soon discovered black metal and killed everyone, of course.

Is anyone here young enough to have grown up with porn being primarily an online experience (and way easier to come by - kids these days don't have to work at anything...)?

age 12, typed in "www.penis.com," shit has never been the same since

did it make you teh gay?

no, that's what ILX is for.

Aw, Louis, we have something in common.

xpost Wait, no we don't.

Aw, John, we have something in common.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/14159.JPG

Is The Joy of Sex really porn, though? The first porn I saw was a page or two otrn from a dirty magazine that someone found in the ditch behind my house. And my friend Steve somehow came across an issue of Penthouse Letters when we were in 9th grade that I got a lot of mileage out of.

Drawings of tied-up hairy hippie girls were porny enough when I was 12.

I was in the home of a guy my mom was dating... I was 9 or 10. He had a stack of Playboys. My mom and the guy were in another part of the house so I start leafing through the top copy... it is very difficult to explain what was going thru my head (...) It's like you understand on a dry intellectual level that you have finally found IT, but IT doesn't really mean anything to you or effect you yet except this abstract knowledge that THIS IS INDEED IT.

I remember exactly what the guy said when he walked in: "No, no, those are for grown-ups, sport."

Playboys when I was ten or so, under my dad's bed. I read 'The Joy of Sex' cover to cover that year, too.

The idea of my dad or some other male relative reading Playboy seriously icks me out.

First porn that ever got me off was a trio of Penthouse Letters that mysteriously disappeared from my parents bedroom.

best story was a celebrity fantasy involving Dr. Beverly Crusher of the USS Enterprise.

My folks didn't have The Joy of Sex but instead something called The Sex Book: A Modern Pictoral Encyclopedia as well as two books for their kids, Where Did I Come From? and What's Happening to Me?

The Bo Derek Playboy was my friend's dad's copy. There also was a stack of those magazines in the bathroom at a mechanic's garage once where I went with my dad to get his car fixed, around that same time.

I think I read my brother's copy of National Lampoon's parody of Penthouse Letters first, and didn't really get that they were parodies.

I mean, they may have been satirical, but they involved a gal taking off her halter top, etc.

Funny looking at that Bo Derek picture now. a "10" would have jugs 50% larger, and would be positioned in a less athletic, strained way.

in the Beverly Crusher issue there was a photo of a woman inserting the tip of a strawberry into another woman's vadge - that wasn't even hot when I was 11.

The idea of my dad or some other male relative reading Playboy seriously icks me out.

Are you wondering if he beat off first, or tried to read as much as he could before jacking it?

I mean, reading Playboy is and was kind of legitimate. But my uncle's subcription to Oui was a way different story.

All these stories about "my dad's Playboy" are just kind of alien to me, that's all.

My poor friend, her dad was poor and they moved all the time, she talked about having to help carry her dad's many boxes of Playboys every move. And him spending a lot of time in the bathroom saying he was "taking a long shit." :(

Imagining my father masturbating is one of the all time gross outs, except for, you know, imagining like, my minister or 5th grade math teacher.

I saw my first porno when I went across the street to my friend's house, only to find him and others watching this Beauty and the Beast porno (I dunno what the title of the porn version was). It featured a guy in some beast mask boinking someone I assume was Belle, and I walked in right as the money shot happened. Having only a vague idea of what was going on, I cracked up and fell on the floor laughing. And then I was entranced.

when I was getting my father's iMac ready to sell last month, the first hit in his history was a video site featuring Anal Latinas 26 or something

they should hold week-long classes on how to clean out your history and cache. Nobody seems to get it.

I mean, reading Playboy is and was kind of legitimate.

What's illegitimate about porn?

It's pretty, but is it art?