KIRSTIE ALLSOPP SEX TAPE

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tags: wishful, thinking

tags: tory, overly mumsy

tags: hatefuck

I'd fuck her with a bush mask on

do you usually wear a bush mask?

TS: Noodle "WDYLL dad with kids" Vague vs Noodle "hatefuck" Vague

probably needs a poll.

Goddam you're right Roberto. After the kids were born I lopped my nuts off cos I knew I wouldn't need a libido any more.

#1 Guilty crush.

xpost

no zing or criticism intended, dude, it's funny is all. i'm sure you can see the humour in the wide difference projected by those different types of posts.

I contain multitudes, innit? Some of which escaped and became babies.

i felt like Hoos when i wrote that last post, far too mild mannered and conciliatory. i hope you're pleased with yourself. i should've told you to fuck off instead.

lol why?

I'm confused about a lot of things, but there doesn't seem a huge dichotomy between being a parent and making random hatefuck zings.

no indeed, there isn't, for a rounded, 3 dimension human being. but for a 1 dimensional digital username, which is all any of us are to most internerds on a messageboard, there are lulz to be had at two such divergent aspects of a person a click or two apart.

anyway, enough of this bullshit, i find it funny. we will all have to deal with that and move on, in the hope that no other valuable parody threads are ruined like this.

which is all any of us are to most internerds on a messageboard

a powerful moment in my ilx career

Oh I see your point, can see that it's funnee too. Sorry, I wasn't being obtuse or butthurted or anything, I was just for reals confused. Yah I reserve the right to have a complicated 1-dimensional personality. We can factor in the drunken self-pity/straight incomprehensible posts as well for xtra wtf lullery.

Someone with a large record collection is looking for a house on LLL tonight.

I'd fuck her with a cameron mask on
― czn, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 7:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, she's an awful cunt

i've had a similar turnaround.

now phats what I small music

volume?

ALL THE FUCKING WAY UP BABY

I'd fuck her with a cameron mask on

looooooooooool

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/video3_clip0.gif

Has ILE talked about countdown's Rachel Riley yet?

For some reason this thread has reminded me.

still would.

is kirstie allsopp related to sophie allsopp? cuz i do kinda have a crush on her. on sophie. it's okay, my wife knows.

okay i googled and they must be sisters cuz they look alike. sophie is way cuter though.

Wiki says sisters.

sophie has a show here where she tells people in canada why their house won't sell. then they re-do the house and it sells. and it is always winter for some reason.