In An Absolut World

Citizen1 Says:
April 3, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Over my dead body. Come take it bastards. Someone needs to be arrested for TREASON. This is a call to make war on the United States. The FBI knows who you are.

Mexico wants Utah back? Maybe Mitt can be a president after all.

Why, why, why do I read the comments section on things like that? I need a brain scrub now.

Over my dead body. Come take it bastards. Someone needs to be arrested for TREASON. This is a call to make war on the United States. The FBI knows who you are.

OK, how about just California? I mean, good riddance of that communist treasonous 4th largest economy in world and USA tax base state!

Shame on the author of this site. People like you are the reason some Americans think all Mexicans hate The United States.

Wait a sec. I thought the point of the ad was that Mexico wanted part of the USA.

You know what they mean, even if they don't.

Mexicans are envious and angry

There are no mainstream news outlets reporting and it doesn't follow Absolut style of shaping some commonly recognized object like a vodka bottle. I'm saying poorly-executed hoax to rile up the whiners.

man, someone should post that playing on people's local prejudices and wishes to buy the same shit everywhere was capitalism at work, that would BLOW their MINDS

lol at border stopping at Portland OR

http://lauramartinez.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/imagenfinal.jpg

its pretty funny how its in english

That is hysterically funny!

malkin is now on the case so you know there'll be hard times in some comments threads tonight

What, Mexicans can't speak English?

xxp

i'm surprised that evgeni malkin cares

I love how humorless and fearful all the 'Let's now boycott Absolut' commentors are.

Hey, they needed a new cultural product to endorse after going for W Ketchup back in 2004, to defeat the evil of Heinz.

If a Scandanavian vodka company can actually get Mexico to declare war on the US, there are more problems in the world than I previously thought (also that would be a little awesome and I would send them my resume).

"Rise, Commander Perry. You are now the leader of the Stealth Sven/Ole Brigade. Marshall your troops at Hastings."

Said brigade's equivalent of the rebel yell: "OH YAH!"

"Generally, the officers of the army were indifferent whether the annexation was consummated or not; but not so all of them. For myself, I was bitterly opposed to the measure, and to this day regard the war, which resulted, as one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation. It was an instance of a republic following the bad example of European monarchies, in not considering justice in their desire to acquire additional territory." Ulysses S. Grant

So who's going to follow this through the conservative blogosphere and write "YAAAAAH TRICK YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" comments?

Even I have my limits.

it falls to you, Dan

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

He comes from the land of ice and snow

http://lauramartinez.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/in-an-absolut-world/#comment-3996

Man, is there a ton of butthurt over in those comments.

omg Dan the LOLs I owe you now, holy shit

boo, I have to register to post on Malkin's site

x-post -- Genius

Dan, register on her site as Akon. She adores him.

OK WHO IS ICE CREAM COBAIN?????????????? lolololol

This ad completely overlooks the many tens of thousands of Guatamalen, Honduran, and Panamanian emigrants to the USA who would appreciate their piece of the pie, too. I see Absolut Mexican jingoism at work here.

omg an Absolut Jingoism ad would fucking RULE

massiv lols on thread nau

Get yer Photoshop on

LINK ME WHERE ELSE I GO FOR BUTTHURTEDNESS HOT COMMENT ACTION

lol u buttburt

i would love to be a mexican citizen

http://lauramartinez.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/in-an-absolut-world/#comment-4006

Jack Hoff Says:

April 3, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Why do mexican chicks all have big tits and nice juicy asses? I want to know why.