DIGITAL PROBE - TOP GUN - 7th GRADE
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 4 April 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)
got a bj
― and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)
cant even remember the movie.... possibly fahrenheit 9/11 lol
2nd base, summer after 7th grade. I don't even know if I've made out in a movie since then.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)
I've been too much a gentleman at the cinema for too long.
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 4 April 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)
Who starts a thread to boast about getting a finger up the arse?
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
Not that it concerns me in any way but I don't know how quickly I'd run to ilx if some feller gave me a spontaneous prostate examination.
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:03 (seventeen years ago)
back row during x-men
won't say what cause i'm a gentleman
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
third base, American Beauty. That shit was wack, yo
― Morley Timmons, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:14 (seventeen years ago)
BJ. she got something in return too. but it was in the back row (cos i prefer to keep these things on the down low and dont want nobody else to know).
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 27 December 2008 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
I'm kind of the opposite. I prefer to tell everyone on a message board
― cari, Saturday, 27 December 2008 13:33 (sixteen years ago)
I smoked cigarettes and drank beer in a cinema once.
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 27 December 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago)
When I go to the cinema I want to see the movie. If I want to get some kicks out of public sex, I think there are better and cheaper options.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 27 December 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
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― I Was a Teenage Armchair Hongro Fan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 December 2008 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
A random bloke tried to feel me up during a showing of Dog Day Afternoon, circa 1993. In fairness: it was a 16mm projection in a dingy theatre in Edinburgh, and I was wearing leather trousers and a full-length leather coat.
Even so.
I can't remember what I said, but he ran out of the cinema sharpish.
― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
I gave birth while watching Cool Runnings on an airplane
― J0hn D., Saturday, 27 December 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
drunk buckfast, fell asleep
"good night and good luck"
― cozwn, Saturday, 27 December 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
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― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Saturday, 27 December 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
did we over-share
once had a ned lassie giving her boyfriend a wank in the row in front of me at a cinema once. Had to tell them to stop because the sound of her bracelets jangling was annoying me.
― what U cry 4 (jim), Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago)
Projection room count?
― Eazy, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago)
I held hands for a few minutes! This was actually in the open hatchback/trunk area of my friend's Volkswagen Rabbit on a double date at a drive-in theater.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
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― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 27 December 2008 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
I've gone pretty far. 3rd or 4th row, I think. Any closer and my neck will hurt for a week!
― mor def (libcrypt), Saturday, 27 December 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.popsucker.net/images/popsucker/peewee.JPG
― Eazy, Saturday, 27 December 2008 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
Mutual hands on inner thighs. I'm a prude, I guess.
― derelict, Saturday, 27 December 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
heavy petting
― longwinded diatribes about the Boredoms via mental telepathy (bernard snowy), Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
not as far as i went during a san francisco symphony performance of mahler's sixth
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
Full sex, The Lives of Others, Birmingham Electric Cinema, the "Josephine Baker" settee.
― tucker max r (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
Ew.
― caek, Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20081226_Phila__man_shot_because_family_talked_during_movie.html
― da croupier, Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
"full sex"
― ian, Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago)
full empty sex
― Local Garda, Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago)
full sex with a woman
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― what U cry 4 (jim), Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
I WENT RIGHT UP TO THE SCREEN ONCE!!!
― sand butt (Batty), Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
this kid has you beat...http://www.filmaware.fr/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/last_action_hero.jpg
― snoball, Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
I was at the first screening of this, and jumped out of the way thinking that the train was going to crash into the theatre!!!111one
― snoball, Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:45 (sixteen years ago)
me and my homies like to play this gamesome call it amtrak some call it the train
― intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 27 December 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
Years ago I went to see that lame Cronenberg adaptation of Crash with a couple that are my friends. The girl had a crush on me, and ended up sitting on one side of me, with my bro (her boyfriend!) on the other. Half way through the film, she starts trying to hold my hand and get fresh. ULTRA-awkward.
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
do you mean bro like, literally your brother?
― ian, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago)
chicks is weird.
― ian, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
nothing says full sex with your bro's girlfriend like CRASH
― Matt P. (Matt P), Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
I declared loudly that I didn't care for Fellini.
― Matt, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
Not my actual brother, but same difference. This was a guy I later was in a band with for years and years.
It definitely made a sexually weird move extra uncomfortable.
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
move = movie
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
Aged 16, girl a lot older than me, Along Came Polly, not one scene in that film is appropriate for lusty mid-row shenanigans.
― JTS, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
Although I saw a barely-covered-by-tracksuit handjob a few seats down from me during the sex scene in Snakes on a Plane. I think the snakes genuinely came as a surprise to those two.
― JTS, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
lol tracksuits
― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago)
this thread has some great lol answers
― chattanooga choom choom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago)
i once sat in front of a couple who were blatantly frigging/wanking each other off. to be fair the film was lower city so i cd see why they might end up doing that but they didnt even try to stop the seats from creaking.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 28 December 2008 12:49 (sixteen years ago)
What's the farthest you've ever gone in a movie theater?
― Matt P. (Matt P), Sunday, 28 December 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
i live vicariously.
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 28 December 2008 13:15 (sixteen years ago)
and then hate your stand-in?
― Matt P. (Matt P), Sunday, 28 December 2008 13:28 (sixteen years ago)
yo does anybody still fuck at these things?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:39 (eight years ago)
― tucker max r (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, December 27, 2008 5:26 PM (eight years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)
can't read "Full Sex" without hearing Gang Starr's "Full Clip" tbh
― In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)
Seems like it could be easier now, what with even normal googleplexes going full recliner re:seating options.
― "I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)
makes threesomes easier too
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:37 (eight years ago)
Received: handjob
But: stopped because wheres the lava going once mt richard explodes
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)
onto your milk duds
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)
Onto the old popcorn trick
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)
Sat behind a couple in a reasonably full theatre and the girl was wearing jangly bracelets while she wanked her boyfriend off. Moved seat pretty quickly
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 21 January 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)
cant bleeve i missed mookieproof-Mahler above
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 January 2017 01:07 (eight years ago)