in a very unsubtle and terrifying way, some random asshole on metafilter has provided my latest and greatest simile for explaining how everything sucks

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http://www.metafilter.com/70365/The-Myth-of-the-Media-Myth-Games-and-NonGamers#2063854

That aside, how does Outside actually rate? The physics system is note-perfect (often at the expense of playability), the graphics are beyond comparison, the rendering of objects is absolutely beautiful at any distance, and the player's ability to interact with objects is really limited only by other players' tolerance. The real fundamental problem with the game is that there is nothing to do.

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

this is how i feel about sex

darraghmac, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

thousands upon thousands of words by dozens of continentals reduced to one line, thanks to a context none of them were ever likely to imagine or consider worth their time

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

camus knows better though

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

there's nothing worth doing in a game either

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

Cheer up Tom, only 2 paras earlier he says "In its favor, continual user updates have kept Outside current; there are always new things to see and do Outside", and he's right!

JimD, Friday, 4 April 2008 10:01 (seventeen years ago)

That's a beautiful bit of satire btw. Especially the stuff about parental attitudes.

And his mention of guilds has got me thinking too. In Outside, if I think about logging on but realise that none of my guild-mates are online, I just don't bother playing until they are. But in WoW I'd just play anyway, and carry on exploring/levelling/etc on my own. Maybe I should start doing that in Outside too!

JimD, Friday, 4 April 2008 10:04 (seventeen years ago)

Camus can do, but Satre is... oh never mind.

Trayce, Friday, 4 April 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

philosophical turths in popular culture #2: you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 April 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)

turths

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 April 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)

or conesquecnes

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 April 2008 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

actually, us sitcom theme songs are a gold mine of homespun philosophical wisdom. the Diff'rent Strokes theme alone has at least three lessons to live by, albeit variations on the same theme.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)


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