My sister just found a bag full of dildos in her parking lot

Once, my roommate and I went up in the attic of our rental. We found the biggest dildo I have ever seen amongst stacks of militia-style books and pamplets. On top of one stack of books was a little shot-glass that said "JAMAICA, NO PROBLEM" on it. Oh, and some of the books showed one how to make homemade weapons, etc. We left it all up there.

My friend just found two newborn kittens abandoned in her parking lot! One has a cleft palate!

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/peggyarcher/519000178/

i was walking down the street in milwaukee, and what do i see but a PILE OF SNES GAMES on the curb. not terrible games either! i grabbed donkey kong country (never played it before) and f-zero.

when i was walking away, a middle-aged dude with a white mustache and biker jacket was walking the other way, and he says, "oh, i put those there, you can have them." !!!

-- Jordan, Monday, April 7, 2008 2:41 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wtf, where was this? sorta-Mormon country?

i hope it wasn't used to beat someone to death in a sex shop.

lol bag-o-dicks

"this bag is full of big black dildos."

http://www.buttmagazine.com/?p=159

She's in Tempe, Arizona. I'm trying to get more details out of her but she won't quit talking about how she's quit straightening her hair.

With dildoes?

HAHAHAHA

And telling me about how she needs to get her license to give facials.

oh shit i never got that license

lolololololol

shooting out of season

Once, my roommate and I went up in the attic of our rental. We found the biggest dildo I have ever seen amongst stacks of militia-style books and pamplets. On top of one stack of books was a little shot-glass that said "JAMAICA, NO PROBLEM" on it. Oh, and some of the books showed one how to make homemade weapons, etc. We left it all up there.

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg

She says it's not about how well you do facials. They just judge you on how sanitary you are.

I would think that, by definition, a facial would be unsanitary.

You have to wear gloves.

On your hands.

She's in Tempe, Arizona. I'm trying to get more details out of her but she won't quit talking about how she's quit straightening her hair.

hah, Abbott, you kill.

soap'n'urethra-play

does abbott know what a facial is

y/n

Isn't a bag full of dildos! a punch line to some great joke?

how long did it take your sister to teach them how to post on the "hidden board" debate thread?

Isn't a bag full of dildos! a punch line to some great joke?

No, you're thinking of the glazed donut joke.

Perhaps it could be added to that joke, then.

BAHAHAHA JJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10DgWsSZNc

A friend of mine got a black rubber buttplug for her 17th birthday. She put it on her bookshelf, and at first every one thought it was like an abstract miniature sculpture or something, unless they touched it, after which they were like, "Ewww!"

o_O

to think this was the nation brought both the red army and the wehrmacht to its knees

...and sodomized them with a buttplug.

And those things were HARSH back then!

I'm sorry, I need to go to sleep.

rough grain finnish wooden buttplug

using only iron barrel-sights

^^ dudes knows what's up

'dude'

Ok she says there was a Jack Johnson CD in there, too, that she took.

Ladiess pajama party.

Tuomas: B- on hidden boards thread, A+ on bag full of dildos thread

ew

xp

Ok she says there was a Jack Johnson CD in there, too,

everything is starting to make sense again

A friend of mine got a black rubber buttplug for her 17th birthday.

Good job with the passive voice there. What else did you give her?

Ok she says there was a Jack Johnson CD in there, too, that she took.

are you kidding? she doesn't know where that's been.

Jack Johnson the boxer would be way cooler. Jack Johnson brand dildoes. "I'm black all right! I'll never let them forget it!"

O_o

Yeah, maybe not.

Rock technically that is not the passive voice.

sorry ;_;

"A bag of dildos was found in the parking lot"

by her

A black rubber butt plug was gotten.

Hard one was much obtained.

the jack johnson cd was an impulse buy at the counter. i'm that way too. go down the store and all i'm there for is a pillow case full of dildos and i just can't resist a kit kat or a miniature maglite or a 5-pack of bic lighters.

IRL CONSEQUENCES CAN BE HAD BY THIS TYPE OF SHIT

http://www.flickr.com/photos/peggyarcher/519000178/

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 April 2008 19:49 (1 hour ago) Link

^^^This wouldn't be that funny except the like five of the little tear-off phone number tags are missing.

I didn't know Army of Lovers made VIDEOS. My life is changed!

Oh it's viral marketing, sorry for being a rube.

xp

hahaha you called?!?!?!

My friends found one of those g-spot curved vibrators under a stained mattress in the other half a duplex we all lived in once. One wrote "the world's largest rectal dil" on it based on a long standing inside joke and then we began hiding it in each others beds, cereal boxes, luggage, shoes, and elsewhere for years afterward.

The only true public dildo encounter that I've ever had was in San Francisco when I was walking with a bunch of academics to a dim sum place and we found what was almost a composed still life consisting of a Starbucks cup, a strap-on, and a half empty bag of cement.

Macgyver had just been by, obv.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9746/parkinglotjune2007qq3.gif

lol

Catsupppppppppppppp dude i did not call, i just read the flickr comments

Oops forgot to loop:

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5571/parkinglotjune2007hf1.gif

dude

"parking lot"

xpost :\

LIBCRYPT THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Not sure whether to send to sister or not.

How could you not?

maybe she's one of those kooks who doesn't like the details of their dildo locating skills splashed all over the inetrwebs?

abbott it is imperative that you send that to sister.

KEY

KEY AS FUCK

yeah but i thought she QUIT straightening her hair

tru dat but a girl can slide y'know???

um

today I imagined abbott's sister sitting at a breakfast nook with a friend, enjoying the spring air and the mellow sounds of jack johnson over a chai latte.

"joyce, I love this cd, where did you get it?"
"oh, I found it in a bag of dildos."

(in my imaginary world, abbott's sister's name is joyce)

every joyce born after 1965 is korean

She loved the .gif btw

She's telling me now her life goal is to be a cougar.

"I'll start out by dating old men, and when I'm old, I'll seduce young men."