Repository of soul-grindingly tedious publications

I am lolling at that

Seriously, I bet John Locke was a regular subscriber.

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matt dc, ilxor's own angus deayton.

I think I'll give this sort of tawdry exploitation a miss. I mean, don't you have any golden retrievers to kick?

(I am currently engaged in a work-related trawl around the dullest bits of the publishing industry, it's kind of terrifying)

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Both of these have a lot to answer for:

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(NB this isn't all Have I Got News For You lol Compost Weekly magazines as that would get pretty boring pretty quickly)

NME = textbook opener though.

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Calling All Girls magazine = the world as the British press wants us to return to, every time they complain about Sugar magazine or something.

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^^^Win.

lol

The trade magazine for unemployed liberal arts professionals

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Calling All Girls := classic example of a date rate

I think we had another thread where a lot of us came to the conclusion that The Believer = not really so bad.

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lol

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as featured on BBC's "Have I Got News For You".

The trade magazine for unemployed liberal arts professionals

Say what you will about n+1, but I think "overemployed" is probably more accurate.

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this one is like "hey, you know your shit, you don't need any shoreditch cockfarmers telling you what to wear, right? this is just another magazine, see? that'll be eight quid thanks."

Man I would so love to have some of these not the music ones so much tho.

In partic, the cardboard ones would probably rule.

Barbed wire collector too if it's real.

Oh, wow. Barbed wire collector can be bought w/paypal!

ha ha "WHY THE VIOLENCE MUST STOP NME"

RAZORLIGHT
FINALLY A SOLO RECORD

"the intellectual scene"

i really miss jane magazine

"We want to make it illegal to beat goths until they die"

Yours,

Conor McNicholas

"the intellectual scene"

-- sunny successor, Thursday, April 10, 2008 4:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

yeah im kind of tempted to look the mag up to see wtf this even means.

i had a temp job a few years ago at a company that made boxed and bottled juices from concentrate. i was answering the phones but it was memorial day so there was no one in the office and no one calling about anything. i ended up spending the whole day reading every single magazine in their waiting room, 90 percent of which were food industry trade magazines. they were really surreal, all the articles were about thickening agents and gums and had big ads for smoke-flavor chemicals and food dyes.

trade magazines are the repository of tedium BY DEFINITION. my first job was at this august publication:

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That's a nice cover!

It's got that same feel as looking at grainy photos of concrete council blocks taken when they were new and pristine.

ha ha that's a nice image of DC Metro. . .look how far we've come

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ahem

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My feeling is that 90% of people who bag on the Believer either (a) have never actually read much/any of it, or (b) are not interested in the kind of publication it is in the first place

(The first category often includes pop-culture types who learned to bag on Eggers or McSweeney's in the same style one bags on the Shins and the Postal Service, or Garden State and Juno, and have decided that it's a good pose to extend this to the Believer)

(The second category often includes people who are averse to the entire concept of lit-mag essays and would consider them "pretentious" no matter where they ran, but don't go around bagging on the NYRB or Granta, because they've never paid attention to them, and have only taken note of the Believer because it exists in the pop-culture view of that first group, kinda)

(Less-reasonable conclusion: 70% of people bagging on the Believer are actually bagging on themselves and Sufjan Stevens)

The Intellectual Scene: A Day in the Life of the N+1 Staff

Note: the epic, extended music-and-the-Believer discussion was on this thread:

The Believer Magazine - New Issue with Free Covers Comp.

In which someone said:

I bought it a couple of times on a whim. Both times I was really disapointed. The one good thing was a reprint of that "Army Man" fanzine the guys who did the Simpsons did. That was almost made it worth it alone. The bookish ramblings that made up the bulk of the articles bored me to tears.

I.e. "I bought a LIT MAG and it was so BOOKISH, it should have more stuff related to the SIMPSONS"

it's bookish in a highly specific, douchey, way, though. so is the 'granta' as it goes -- 'that kind of publication' is a relatively recent phenomenon, and ripe for dissing.

My feeling is that 90% of the time someone on ILX bags on an indie culture punching bag like The Believer or Vampire Weekend, nabisco will expend way too much effort defending it.

aw... this thread started off like a funny new James Lileks web gallery, and then you all had to go proving how tasteful you are.

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tedious no, SOUL GRINDING YES

City & Town, the official publication of the Arkansas Municipal League

-- andrew m., Thursday, 10 April 2008 20:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

That's a class cover tho.

there are some pretty mind-numbing mags in the dental industry i can tell you that
but DPR (Denta1 Products Rep0rt obv) kind of rules for sheer level of mouth-and-teeth-major-issues grossness

Mormon mags:

For adults:

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For teens:

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I think Watchtower & Awake are totally great publications, tho! Always cheer up my visit to the laundromat. "Yoga: Sinful"?

For some reason this keeps coming in the mail:

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???

Wide Format Imaging is a pretty entertaining read, if you like reading about printing:

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MAN: Modern Applications News

i misread that first one there as Lesser Focus World. i'm glad now i misread because i'm now going to create that magazine.

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Pig International!

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I feel I am falling behind on some pressing news. I need a Pigment Update.

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Meanwhile in the back hallway, the Inkjet Explosion is just never going to come out of the carpet before the boss notices, you have to give it up and start thinking of excuses, dude.

there was a short article in the believer about black writers + tokenization that i liked a couple months ago. but i studied english at university.

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heh -- Reader's Digest: the best reading gramma's house has to offer. Ask for it by name.

ts: "This American Life" vs. "Life In These United States"

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LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES, HELLO

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yeah i gather that might be the disconnect lol xp to horseshoe

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+ 15 similar

made the mistake of going to a builders' show and using my real address

Prepared Foods but are they prepared for the earthquake happening in that cover photo?

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better than 2/3 of the shit you can buy at B&N

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Pretty easy to misread "perils" there

Can anyone explain why the same publishing company publishes The World Of Cross Stitching, Cross Stitch Crazy, Cross Stitch Card Shop, Cross Stitch GOLD and Cross Stitch Favourites? Is there some sort of major brand differentiation factor that I'm missing?

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"Dear Old People Magazine,

My wife and I live in a cold climate, and we are accustomed to wearing sweaters around the house for much of the year. But one spring weekend, my mother-in-law came to visit. She's a horrible cunt She said this funny thing.

Signed,
It was really funny, please dont tell my wife how thinly veiled my acrid hatred is.
Dayton, OH"

Hahaha Matt have you ever MET a cross-stitcher? They'll want all the magazines.

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sorry, that was Life In These United States

I don't know if anyone here reads "The Born Loser," but they steal all their jokes from the Reader's Digest that came out one year ago.

"Dear old people magazine,

While I was in the military, OMG YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ THE REST OF THIS, YOU JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FUNNIER THAN BEETLE BAILEY!

P.S. I am a hero."

So people who buy one will buy all of them, so they can basically publish as many as they like without cannibalising market share? And they don't need to actually sell that many of each one, as people who buy one will buy another five or six?

1X LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY.

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featuring an elderly Pleasant Plains

This is the most mind-blowing magazine cover I have ever seen:

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Oh wau that was designed by a nine-year old using Pagemaker, right?

lol @ "Wood Beautiful"

i am disappointed by the lack of Comic Sans on these front covers

I seriously wish I was responsible for that copy of "Executive Brief."

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Haha that one is wonderful.

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This is the closest thing I can find to a magazine about watching paint dry.

I bet there is a trade journal about that.

Haha, I'll bet "Waiting for the Bus" was the product of a lively cover meeting.