Boning someone you're not particularly attracted to just because - C/D?

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This is probably pretty typical, to venture a guess. Sometimes I go through periods where I meet nothing but girls I have no interest in, and after so long I just think to hell with it.

How many women? Is this is a serial thing?
You might hate women.

Get it all out of your system now before you go to law school and screw up a potential future work connection because it "got weird."

based on my experience of your writings here, you sound like you might be a dick

this may explain your situation

or may not

just go fuck a whore, dude

Boring someone you're not particularly attracted to just because - C/D?

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NOT RECOMMENDED, DUDE

I'm sure the chicks are asking themselves the same question.

^everyone wins

When in doubt, bone.

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Is the girl in question more into you than you are to her?

If your misrepresenting anything, letting her think it's serious, etc. you're a dick.

If you're just casually dating and she's not particularly ga-ga over you either, this is totally fine and seems to be a required, though not particularly great, experience for the Young Man of the Aughties.

burt it is very normal ladder behavior. Just be nice about it and cuddle her for a few minutes after, like you would do with a dolphin.

burt stanton, cetacean humper

Let's be honest here, we've all done mistakes.

There is no person.

burt stanton, it prolly means mostly that u have low self-esteem

sry but its true :(

imo its the same for girls btw, if that makes you feel any worse :)

so this is an onanistic enquiry? xpost

Hormones and boredom, but I've learned not to act on it. Like, when weird middle aged ladies at work get all touchy feely.

What the real problem is, when friendships get all hormoney. What the hell do you do? It always ruins friendships.

Well I think angsting about it, acting overly blase or sabotaging it with drama is a subconscious way of avoiding a real connection. I think it is normal to push people away like that for a while, yes, until you decide you want to build something real with someone.

chaki your forearms are so big from pushing away the ones who love you most, like deez.

xp this is so much like the Friendiquette thread. Men and women WANT to "ruin" "friendships", that' what such friendships are for.

"I think I did something for the worst possible reason -- just because I could. I think that's the most , just about the most morally indefensible reason that anybody could have for doing anything. When you do something just because you could ... I've thought about it a lot. And there are lots of more sophisticated explanations, more complicated psychological explanations. But none of them are an excuse ... Only a fool does not look to explain his mistakes."

Hmmmmmm, it is all food for thougth. It is navigating this modern world of coed/cosexuality friendships that has like, blown my mind. The truth is, people have enough friends; certain people are around because the tension is fun, and when that's over or goes too far, that's it. Sometimes people act on it for life filler. People in power like to exercise power in sexual form. It's what they call... gorwing up.

I think it's very good to question one's own reasons for doing something (or someone) ex ante. It helps clarify what you really want.

felicity: why were you talking about me in a thread that has nothing to do with me that i didn't even post in?

lol, i went looking for your post in this thread when i read that and couldn't find any

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oh yhat chalki

It was kind of a continuation of a gag from the forearms thread when deez was being all drama about quitting ILX because you were riding him so hard on your board.

It was kind of sweet of Tombot to revive that thread at the time.

It was funny; I wanted you to see it.

I guess what the realization has come to is how much sex, sexuality, hormones, carnality, all that shit ... it's basically behind everything and it's a current that can't be stopped or controlled. Your boss, your professor, work contacts, colleagues, people asking for "help", it's in everything.

yeah whenever somebody asks me for directions I know it's because they really just want to be boned by me

"come on, you don't really care which one is the air & space museum. let's go behind those bushes"

That kind of thing is in the secret playbook all women are handed upon reaching majority. We are on the secret borad diagramming that play right now.

lol i didnt see deez' post :)

as Judy Tenuta used to say, it's a good alternative to suicide.

gershy otm

There's nothing wrong with it as long as the level of desperation is roughly the same on both sides.

(is this just more routine as a gay man thing? cuz we'll fuck anything, most of us)

eugene debs, for instance.

:p

girls do this to. ive slept with someone i wasnt that attracted to. mainly to get revenge.

Stop using Sex As A Weapon
Stop using Sex As A Weapon
Stop using Sex
Stop using Sex As A Weapon
Stop using Sex (stop using sex, stop using sex)
Sex As A Weapon, As A Weapon

boning someone you're not attracted to vs. striking out and settling for a gyro

Is this typical of 20-something dudehood?

I think it is, yeah. But if you have a soul, you'll find it really depressing. Maybe sometime before you're 30 you'll even ADMIT to yourself that you find it really depressing and CIO.

i'm more depressed about the fact that i didn't do this last night.

Just be nice about it and cuddle her for a few minutes after, like you would do with a dolphin.

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Quit, quit, you should quit, you should quit, you should, you should, you should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know, I'm a medical doctor. I own a mansion and a yacht. You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse, I should know, I'm a medical doctor. You should quit, you should quit, you should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse, I should know. You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know, I'm a medical doctor -- I should know. You should quit, you should never, never know, you never know...

You can't respect yourself, I'm telling ya! If you do it too often, you're this guy:

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The only reason you get the girl is because she cain't say no. It's a bum's life, I tell ya.

You want to be this guy:

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Mmmmm. Shirley Jones.

I guess what the realization has come to is how much sex, sexuality, hormones, carnality, all that shit ... it's basically behind everything and it's a current that can't be stopped or controlled. Your boss, your professor, work contacts, colleagues, people asking for "help", it's in everything.

this statement makes me think it's just massivley raging hormones with you. either that or you are a bit mental. the key is to remember that most of the other people you're interacting with aren't feeling it, and have no idea that's what you're thinking. that's fine, just don't jump the middle-aged ladies at work because you think they're sending you vibes, when really you remind them of their son.

whenever someone asks me for directions i give them directions... to my dick! (cause i know thats where theyre really lookin to go)

(downtown)

ladder behavior?

But Colette, you have to remember with whom you are dealing here. It's Mr Burt Stanton.

With advice for both ladies... and gentlemen

(downtown)

RIGHT downtown.

</Seinfeld>

I can never be bothered to do this. Kind of seems a bit embarrassing for all concerned. But hey, whatever, free country, consenting adults etc.

alcohol totally to blame

Alcohol + someone you don't fancy = shittest sex ever.

based on my experience of your writings here, you sound like you might have a dick

this may explain your situation

if you were able to keep it up, she was pretty enough.

^^ untruth bomb

i will never understand your gender!

ha!

basically the brain and the genitals are often like a crazy mis-matched cop duo

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basically the brain and the genitals are often like a crazy mis-matched cop duo

-- blueski, Friday, April 11, 2008 11:36 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

Brain = Danny Glover, Wang = Mel Gibson

Alcohol + someone you don't fancy = shittest sex ever

So. Fucking. Rong.

basically the brain and the genitals are often like a crazy mis-matched cop duo

-- blueski, Friday, April 11, 2008 10:36 AM (Friday, April 11, 2008 10:36 AM) Bookmark Li

no, more like older married couple that obviously don't love each other any more. a lot of "why the fuck are you doing this to me?" from both parties.

Alcohol + someone you don't fancy = shittest sex ever

So. Fucking. Rong.

-- Noodle Vague, Friday, April 11, 2008 10:42 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

worst MORNING ever

Mel Gibson is a crazy mo-fo, but I'd rather liken my penis to him than a horribly drooly mutt with a disgusting fungal skin condition. :(

yeah but the crazy mis-matched cop duo are like an older married couple too DON'T U SEE xp

worst MORNING ever

this is much closer to the truth bomb

Mel Gibson??

kenan hooch is just dirty in that pic hes a dirty dirty dog dont u see

although if my dik could make awzom movies like apocolypto i guess that would be a plus

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time to re-order

just a light boning thx!

approx 10 metres left in box

no pocket required

wash or dry clean without loss of stiffness

my dik makes a surprisingly engaging, intensely physical Hamlet.

as in the mild cigar?

hardyflex: a wonderous sexual utopia

srsly who knew

hardyflex: a wonderous sexual utopia

all day and all of the night

ladies love cool burt

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all the time, i'm 35 now and still do it.
practice makes perfect!

hay burt it sounds like you were listening to some music that messed with your feelings and made you want to stick your dick in things.

my advice is to cool out and put on some vampire weekend and visit your aunt in Connecticut.

i read this as "boring someone you're not particularly attracted to . . ." and was feeling a bit guilty.

I'm just going to pretend I'm in a relationship, that way things won't get weird with friends and colleagues. Seinfeldian antics ensue.

ladies and gentlemen we are trolling in space

for dogs, classic
for bonobos, classic
for humans, not so much

There are so many kinds of attraction, though.

I mean, if you're talking about hooking up without more to come, you might (when sober): like how they look but not how they behave; like how they behave but not how they look; like how they behave and how they look but not how they might fit into your future; and many other permutations.

To go to bed with someone "you're not particularly attacted to" would mean not especially liking either their looks or their personality?

I mean, even in that situation, I would think you would like that they were up for it too.

"HEY GUYZ I DID A SEX"

lol @ hardyflex!

ladies and gentlemen we are trolling in space

-- banriquit, Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:39 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

actual lol

of fuckin' course this was a burt stanton thread