Cable Laying Pole

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How often do you lay cable, that is, poop?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Twice daily 7
Once daily 5
Thrice daily 2
Four times per day 1
Once every 3 days 1
Never: Waste not, want not! 0
Five times per day 0
Once every 2 days 0
Once every 4 days 0
Once every 5 days 0
Once every 6 days 0
Once/week 0
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libcrypt, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

i knew a kid at college whose dad used to ask every time they spoke on the phone, "how did it go today?"

of course, he was referring to his son's bowel movements and was inquiring as to their ease of passage.

terrifying.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even understand how you could do this less often than once in a day or two.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Anorexiacs, Tuomas.

libcrypt, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

Also people who are on a beef-and-cheese diet.

libcrypt, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

so, the British?

elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

I was out late drinking and am going to have a burrito

BEWARE

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

Bloody right. (xp)

libcrypt, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

eat more fiber, people

remy bean, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

Lately I have been going 2-3 times a day, which risks dangerous chapping resulting from overwiping.

libcrypt, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 17 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)


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