Best Doctor Who bad joke

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Option	Votes
How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? Exfoliate!	6
Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor..	3
What does Doctor Who have with his pizza? Dalek bread	1
Why did Doctor Who surf the net? He was looking for the Cyberman.	0
Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist? He doesn't want to lose his K9.	0
What did Bill Gates say to the Cyberman? "Upgrade or you will be deleted!"	0
Why did the Titanic sink? Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it!	0

― ken c, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:34 (seventeen years ago)

"And when he turned around, we were all telling bad jokes!"

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I like the exfoliate one, though knock knock is a classic for the ages.

― chap, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 17 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I got a Dr Who joke into print today.

It involved this:

― Alba, Thursday, 17 April 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

where is "bbc is broadcasting Dr Who in 2008"

― Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

I just told 'er indoors these and she begged me to stop.

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 19 April 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

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