Should a HOOS shave his head?

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What yall thankin

here's nonrecent foto of me w/hairs

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=36030074&id=7943495&op=1&view=all&subj=25401576

should i make hairs go away so i can have one less thing to fuck w/in the mornings etc

Poll Results

OptionVotes
rly 17
nah17


BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

dare you

DG, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

like total mr. clean bald or what?

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

prob ya

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

if i go for it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

fuck no

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

though i'm definitely voting "rly" for the lulz

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

can you guys see foto? i can't.

here it is again.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/3963/fotoww2.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

fuk u facebook for having no good photos of me w/all my hair

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Nah, if you want to avoid groom-time, just clip in down to a one or two. Then you don't have to fuck with shaving your dome every day to keep the 'look.'

Oilyrags, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

rub kashi TLC in your hair

Mr. Que, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

tru!! this had crossed my mind xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

i gotta be out to class so i'ma miss the scintillating discussion this thread is sure to provoke but i'll be back in a few hours

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

sure why not? It will be cooler for the summer and will eventually grow back if you hate the look.

Jaq, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

go one or two, as posted above. it's easier to maintain, and you won't look as crazy.

darraghmac, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

Use it while you got it bro

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

yes, you need to prepare yourself for non-optional baldness

Jordan, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

poignant

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

im not really into shaved heads right now

jhøshea, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

get a fedora, hoos. i am certain you could pull it off.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

its my understanding that hoos used to rok the fedora in jr high accessoriezed w/salsa holsters

jhøshea, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

L O L. oh for some Dr. Pepper.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

I like to get my hair buzzed (not all the way off, just very short) during the hot months, and if I lived as far south as you do, HOOS, I'd probably do that 50% of the year. you probably look better w/ hair, but there's not really any harm in cutting it all off if it'll get back to that length in a couple months anyway.

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

cap'n-shave-a-hoos

brownie, Monday, 14 April 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

its my understanding that hoos used to rok the fedora in jr high accessoriezed w/salsa holsters

-- jhøshea, Monday, April 14, 2008 4:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

damn skippy

tabasco available at all times is key when you're a spicy bro

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Dude I vote NO on proposition RAZORED CABESA. Get a Caeser er summat if you want short, easily maintained hair. You can just rub some water through it in the mornings if you have bedhead.

Abbott, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

That's the thing though, I'm not sure how I feel about BALDO but I have a weird aversion to the military look.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

It would look bad and silly, and then you'd get all self-conscious because you would discover you have an oddly-shaped skull.

Abbott, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

i prefer to think of the skull as half smooth

Jordan, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

For the non-military look try wearing a saffron-colored robe. And smiling.

Aimless, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

^ actually kinda what i had in mind, tho not saffron

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

:D

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

you would discover you have an oddly-shaped skull.

i can vouch. IRL consequences.

having said that, you've gotta do it once, just to see what it looks like.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

the easy answer to all of this is to not care what your hair looks like, which has been saving me time in the morning for years.

John Justen, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

^ actually kinda what i had in mind, tho not saffron

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, April 14, 2008 12:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i read this as "no saffron" and thought you had just come up with the most genius turn of "no homo"

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

also, do not shave head unless you are really sure that you don't have the beginnings of a bald spot in the back, because i know a few dudes that have discovered this by shaving, and it seems like it eats away at the soul from then on out.

John Justen, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

Monk dimin'.

Abbott, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

Another advantage of going close-cropped instead of full-on cueball:

http://holamun2.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/el-general.jpg

Oilyrags, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

decreases militaryiousity of look, too.

Oilyrags, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

hell, you were telling me the other day how you were all retro early 90s now.

Oilyrags, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

A HOOS should shave his head because it's something that everyone should do at least once.

libcrypt, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

get rid of your hair, just don't fuckup a couple bucks at weakercuts then you can get it like 1/8th of an inch. razor to the skin unclean bad.

mkcaine, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

i did the shave hed grow out repeat thing for years

jhøshea, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not sure. You've got good hair, Hoos (if the pic is recent) but I sympathize with wanting one less thing to deal with in the mornings which is part of why I keep mine closely cropped.

Bimble, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

do it

electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

I shaved my head recently. like a "gauge" zero. It looked pretty terrible for a while. But I think I'm going to keep it fairly short, like gauge 4.

wilter, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

i do 'gauge'-3 fade every haircut, always pretending i dont know what im talking about - "uh, its like a, um i think you call it a fade, like level 3, or something"

ps dont do this hoos, plz

deeznuts, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

Hoos - don't do it. You're hair is pretty great as is. Stay away from the clippers.

ENBB, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

Wouldn't it be heartbreaking if HOOS shaved his head only to uncover an odd patch of liver spots on his scalp which spelled out the word "ARBUSTO"?

Ol Bertie Dastard, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

As dusk gathers the crowd at the base of the building gazes up and slowly starts to chant, "Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump."

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

dude thats totally the hypothetical i was gonna draw -- this is INSANE hoos DONT DO IT!!!

deeznuts, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

Time for Rock Hardy photoshop of Hot Buttered HOOS.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/HotButteredHoos.jpg

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 17 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

omg xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

ha

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

haha

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha awesome

John Justen, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

hoos has to shave half of his head

John Justen, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

omg=

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

i vote the back half

John Justen, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

Or concentric circles.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

hoos needs to shave his hair into a yin yang

latebloomer, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8853/hotbutteredhoos2xv9.png

libcrypt, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha greatest poll thread stalemate since DOGS VS. CATS

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 18 April 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

hoos has to shave half of his head

― John Justen, Friday, April 18, 2008 11:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

http://i54.tinypic.com/jt5ox2.jpg

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Stay ever mindful big hoos. Delightful ears, btw.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

(I am assuming here that the one visible ear represents a fair replica of the non-visible ear, thus the plural.)

Aimless, Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

thanking u

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

rly

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

my fave thing abt that photo is how concerned i look

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)


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