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The most passionate Cubs fans are from Iowa.
― felicity, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
They don't have fast food in SF.
― felicity, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
Women are obsessed with breakfast foods.
― dell, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
Canadians are so polite, eh?
― kate78, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)
Most Australians are raging sexual perverts and/or belong to crazy religious cults.
― dell, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
Most Quebecois people are raging sexual perverts in addition to being batshit insane.
― dell, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
Macedonians are extraordinarily promiscuous.
― chap, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)
Cambodians are terrific at arm wrestling.
― chap, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
xp I went on a date with one once, he seemed sort of frigid. Heeeeeeeey, wait a second......
Macedonians are unforgivable teetotallers.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
The only Macedonian I've met had driven all night from Skopje to Belgrade to see one of his (alleged) many mistresses.
― chap, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
Asians love taking the bus.
― felicity, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
Libertarians have terrible fashion sense.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
black people inherently love basketball
-joe sheehan
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
Romanian women are terrifying sexual predators.
― chap, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)
Hippies play hackeysack outside the English building. Hipsters loudly talk about Badiou outside the philosophy building. Frat boys & sorority girls mingle outside the Comm building. Right-wing nutjobs & commies argue outside the Sociology building.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)
People who write well are shy.
― felicity, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
People who are shy are interesting.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)
People who are quiet spend a lot of time in thought.
Sounds more like a truth bomb.
― dell, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)
the hotter the weather, the crazier the people
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)
bananas are tasty in your mouf
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
the crazier the weather, the hotter the people
― electricsound, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
black telephones ring the loudest
glass bottles are rude
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)
popcorn smells like stale piss
Popcorn & pickle juice gets lots of people laid.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)
People who do drugs are really into health food.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)
Cheap houseplants are the hardiest.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)
People who are into alternative energy smoke lots of weed.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)
Carbs are agents of evil on par with bacteria, best to avoid
― Vichitravirya_XI, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)
Brunette Latinas are incorrigible sluts
― Vichitravirya_XI, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
Chinese men have shorter penises than their math pencils
― Vichitravirya_XI, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)
lawyers are coke sniffing douches chained to their crackberrys
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
C'mon peeps. There's so much more to generalizations than just stereotypes and mischaracterizations. Such as:
Everyone looks more awake when they flare their nostrils. People who like pink sunsets also like butter. When it rains in July the sidewalks smell burnt.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)
males rarely come on to women sporting spectacles.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)
lol, Alabamans R dumm.
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)
um xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)
linux is for guys who like to fiddle with stuff and find it secretly thrilling when they get to sigh in exasperation when the girlfriend can't figure out how to work his computer.
-- sanskrit, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:40 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)
Girls who carry big purses are easy.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)
f'real?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)
In general, yeah.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)
is it because their purses are filled w/booze n lube?
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)
news item xp
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)
a friend of mine had an entire loaf of bread in her purse the other day
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)
did you sleep with her?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)
yes and after we made sandwiches
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)
Sooooo misread this. :|
― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
the most delicious of sandwiches? xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
girls who like bread are hot
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
"made sanwiches"
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)
all college professors want to fuck the pretty, popular students of their preferred gender and fail the pretty, popular students of the opposite gender in retaliation for being picked on or ostracized by similarly pretty, popular people during their own high school and college years.
― bug, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
people named tom are old
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
People named Jordan live in the Midwest.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)
White men in the midwest almost always have a name that has a four- or five-letter nickname associated.
― mh, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)
Mormons are good at multitasking.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
White men in the midwest almost always have a nickname that is the first syllable of their last name ending in "s".
― dan m, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
Also, all Mormons have a trampoline in their backyard.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
Mormons are right-wing
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
Mormons drink Coke but not pepsi
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
Mormons are WEIRD.
― ian, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)
Catholics are always trying to find out if you're Catholic.
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
People never give your message to anybody.
― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
The only things I hate more than generalizations are bigots and mexicans.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
Jobs are some bullshit.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
Momus are good at multitasking
― JTS, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)
Also, all Momus have a trampoline in their backyard.
Momus are right-wing.
― JTS, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)
Momus drink Coke but not pepsi
― JTS, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
Momus are WEIRD.
Oriental women are really stupid and dress in funny clothing.
― aimurchie, Thursday, 17 April 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
Neckties attract food stains.
― Aimless, Thursday, 17 April 2008 01:57 (seventeen years ago)
Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 4:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Wait, did you read that article about micro-targeting too?
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 April 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)
ban all britishes. -- strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:04 (9 months ago)
― blueski, Thursday, 17 April 2008 05:52 (seventeen years ago)
Asian girls are demure in public
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 April 2008 05:56 (seventeen years ago)
Americans don't know or use n.b..
― felicity, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)
People in the US are hyper-formal with communications.
― felicity, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
the Beastie Boys are a Brooklyn band
― gabbneb, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
there are two kinds of people: beatles people and stones people.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
gabbneb thinks I am rong somehow but cannot express it fully.
kevin's sentiment was once aped by salman rushdie, and i totally bought it at the time. sure it's a bullshit dichotomy, but i am also a stones guy. No question.
― kenan, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)
i have higher priorities at the moment
― gabbneb, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
kevin's sentiment was once aped by salman rushdie
the ground beneath her motherfucking feet is only like my favorite book!
― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
and you're a stones guy. Don't be coy.
― kenan, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
Vampires have to be invited to come in.
― felicity, Monday, 21 April 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
live and learn.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 April 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)
there are plenty of fish in the sea.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 21 April 2008 05:25 (seventeen years ago)
Conservatives are Hitler. And liberals are...what are they now? They used to be communists.
― B'wana Beast, Monday, 21 April 2008 08:18 (seventeen years ago)
Google "two kinds of people" and see what you get.
― B'wana Beast, Monday, 21 April 2008 08:21 (seventeen years ago)
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
― jel --, Monday, 21 April 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
Persons without a sense of humor always write long letters.
― felicity, Friday, 25 April 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)
Stuff that's true is always weird.
All baseball players cheat on their wives except the Christian ones.
― felicity, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
he has two first names. he is not to be trusted.
-- j.q higgins, Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― felicity, Friday, 23 May 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
That one is both old and (IMO) ridic.
― Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)
-- chicago kevin, Friday, April 18, 2008 3:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
my lol goth phase roommate used to say this *all the time*, except the binary was beatles/elvis. also, he believed it.
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)
the cure invented goth
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
jesus invented led zepplin
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)
Liars use fewer contractions.
― felicity, Sunday, 25 May 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)
No they do not.
― kenan, Sunday, 25 May 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 00:01 (1 month ago) Link
^^^realest shit
― The Reverend, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
Baseball players named Micah are good at hitting.
― felicity, Friday, 30 May 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)
bananas in the US are the most generalizable fruit because the ones you get here are all exact clones of the same damned banana
― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 May 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)