When Will Mr Parkes Realize I am Innately Superior

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His Macho Posturing is Filled With Bathos and Sadness , because he yearns to be me .

― anthony, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

only thing i yearn for is your ass on trillian, you punk-ass dickcheeselickingbuttmucousmonkeymolestinghighcourtjudgefuckingassmons ter

― Queen G, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It must be love, love, love...

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn you and your putting images of madness in my head.

― Ronan, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ye Gods! You queens, honestly...

― DG, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am not a queen i am queen

― anthony, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that was meant to be the

― anthony, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're digging a deeper hole Anthony! :)

― DG, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what does that mean dg ?

― anthony, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm teasing, don't worry!

― DG, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this one of those British things that I just don't get?

― JM, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since i am Godlike and Canadian and Geoff is subserveint and Aussie,then no.

― anthony, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*phew!*

― JM, Saturday, 16 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

our boxing kanga wipes its ass with your ample leaf.

― Queen G, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah but our mooses gore you nad our beavers rabidly eat thru you

― anthony, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

excuse me whilst i release my deadly hoarde of poisonous snakes and psiders on yr buck teeth beavers

― Queen G, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*chokes back tears and splutters of mirth* best... thread... EVAH!!

― katie, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yea and my glorius elk trample your snakes and my miraculos deers kick to death yr spiders and my bears maul the kangas and my army of animals destroy yr small universe

― anthony, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is all going to come down to a face-off between Rolf Harris and Gordon Lightfoot, at this rate.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well my fucking stoned koalas sit all day in their gum trees and sneer at your putrid attempts to conquer. sptttttttttth

― Queen G, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah, see my nation yearns to defeat you , and all your freakish animals and yr dopester steers cannot win .

― anthony, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ph34r the platypusXor

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what can they do they cannot get it up to be a proper mammal , like most Aussies tehy are stuck in evolutioanry stages that proper citizens in proper countries have left aeons ago. Another example is Geoff who most resembles a cro magnon pissing out a fire , while i have mangaged both indoor plumbing and centeral heating.

― anthony, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

we also invented the wine cask thank you very much...now yr getting nasty bitch.

― Queen G, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

resembles a cro magnon pissing out a fire , while i have mangaged both indoor plumbing and centeral heating.

Despite the slur against a fellow countryman, this has got to be my favourite diss ever.

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you traitorous unaustralian piece of emu crap - off to a detention centre with you i think.

― Queen G, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

see, even yr counmtrymen are jumping ship . Give up bitch .

― anthony, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

never - you are the knee knobbler that tonya harding rejected

― Queen G, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah yeah, see i am canadian , Tonya Harding is not allowed to cross the border . I could talk about how my GG kicks yr GGs ass or how cool i am compared to you , or how big my cock is but i have done all that, so i will say one thing i am cool as fuck and you are so lame you cannot get a suck .

― anthony, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am secretly hoping this eventually rivals the Jay-Z/Nas throwdown, of course.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

right you fuck-nosed piece of pickle-poking turd tugging faecal molesting fox news braadcaster

just cos you were rejected by prince william and I was not is no reason for you to air your minestrone-smelling bo armpits on these boards.

― Queen G, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You borgie pig , the royal family will destroy the working classes and you will die in the glorius sun created by people like you. Our revoutionaries all look start and are much more clever thyen you runny spunk, knock kneeded products of incest.

― anthony, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

whilst i may or may not be the product of incest, you my dear one are nought but the result of gutter-dwelling mic4robitic syphylittic scum

― Queen G, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah, but i rose from the gutter and rule while you fell from great heights to roll arround in the effuvia of the streets like a swine in his sty .

― anthony, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't understand why you meng must fight so militantly.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah, but you only rose from the gutter on the wave of turds you digested, crap by little crap, from the asses of republican wives

― Queen G, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who the fuck are you calling meng?

― Queen G, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At least i am out controlling the halls of power with my elegance and wit
All you do is eat the ruling classes shit .

― anthony, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(hey, that rhymed! now all it needs is to scan)

― Jeff W, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sounds like a Brett Anderson lyric

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four weeks pass...

GEoff gave up i win

― anthony, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I gave up in march when i couldn't figure out anything more offensive than saying something sounded like a brett anderson lyric

― Queen G approximatley, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YAY

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 19 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh gosh not more koala farts

― bc, Friday, 19 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And he didn't even pull out the kilted Yaksmen to trump off ya Platapuss thing.

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mind you, now i'm moving and won't be around for a week, i am waiting for his haggard cauckian ass to just open up and belch at me.

― QUeen G on the move, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

those were the days my friend...

― queen G redeemed, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

¡Hola! Theban.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

We got it all on UHF.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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