I think most people accept that the British are known for their interesting toothy smiles and misshapen discolored gums. But after having a chuckle with my supervisor about this (its ok, he's british), he revealed that dentistry in England is free! I drop $200 every six months keeping my teeth in good order. What gives?
― badg, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)
It's not free, it's subsidised by the National Health Service. But it's getting more difficult to find NHS dentists and so more and more people go private. A check-up and clean on the NHS is about £16 and a filling is around £40. Tricky stuff like bridges are more like £200.
― ljubljana, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:16 (seventeen years ago)
Gor blimey, guv'nor. Strike a light. Us cockernees with our funny warm beer and unarmed police, what's it all abaht eh?
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:37 (seventeen years ago)
I was referring more to the whole of Britain, not just East End London.
― badg, Friday, 18 April 2008 07:05 (seventeen years ago)
As someone who doesn't earn very much, dentistry feels a long way from free, to such an extent that I haven't been to the dentist for several years. I'm frightened to go back now, only to be hit with the nasty truth about years of neglect.
― krakow, Friday, 18 April 2008 07:29 (seventeen years ago)
I think that fear is universal. 16 quid for a check up and clean is pretty good though, that's where my $200 goes.
― badg, Friday, 18 April 2008 07:45 (seventeen years ago)
The Book of British Smiles joke kind of comes from the fact that we don't do a lot of corrective dentistry over here - if your teeth are a little crowded or gappy or crooked or discoloured, then, as long as it's not going to cause you problems in later life, and there are no other issues of decay, they're left alone. I get the impression in the US that you slap a brace or some bleach on those mothers ASAP. It's not really a paradox: socialised medicine does what it can, where it can, private healthcare costs lots and does lots.
But, yeah, scarcity of NHS dentists and general fear of the drill and the hypodermic means British mouths probably aren't all they should be.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:01 (seventeen years ago)
yes, to every American who says that Brits look really ugly thanks to their teeth, I would say stop being so shallow and concentrate on the person within. I think that the amount of hand-wringing that people in the Uk do about how money should be spent by the NHS is actually a good thing - it shows we care and want to have a health care system is the best in the world. And the best doesn't mean providing superficial treatments to turn us into a nation of supermodel clones but rather an attempt to minimise fatal illnesses where ppl suffer lingering deaths, like cancer. Face up to it, no-one ever died from having wonky teeth.
― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)
yes, to every American who says that Brits look really ugly thanks to their teeth, I would say stop being so shallow and concentrate on the person within
Yes, we don't complain about you being fat and stupid, do we?
― Tom D., Friday, 18 April 2008 08:37 (seventeen years ago)
Racist as well, you forgot racist.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
And ignorant of everything that happens outside your own borders.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:39 (seventeen years ago)
And you don't even understand irony.
― Alba, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)
shocked and awed
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)
I would like to clarify, before my post is somehow dovetailed with Grandpont's, that I'm not necessary saying that the British way of dealing with dental issues is the right way. Just the most expedient in a free-at-point-of-use healthcare system. I wonder how per-capita floss sales match up, US v UK. 10-1? 100-1?
― Michael Jones, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)
necessarily, even
We cover the big issues here at ILX
― Tom D., Friday, 18 April 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not going to let you floss over this.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
Not for the squeamish... DIY dentist grandmother pulls out own teeth
― Billy Dods, Friday, 18 April 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
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― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 April 2008 09:16 (seventeen years ago)
I thought the hard UK water caused the majority of teeth problems... mmmm magnesium.....
― JTS, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
Why would British teeth be worse than any other Europeans? Where did the whole thing come from?
― blueski, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
British the only Europeans most Americans have heard of
― Tom D., Friday, 18 April 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
hey maybe it's another consequence of "British food being so awful"
― blueski, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, damn our patriotic inclination to have fish and chips 365 days a year.
― JTS, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
A staple of American humor about the UK is the population's bad teeth...Is there actual evidence that British teeth are worse than anyone else's?
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
David Dreaming Bear, Horsethief Canyon, California USA
― blueski, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
it would be nice if dentistry were 'free' on the nhs, but it isn't :/
― banriquit, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
One time a man I was talking with in a pub claimed he was getting drunk that night so he could go home and pull his bad tooth. When I asked why he didn't go to a dentist he announced, with pride, that he had never been to a dentist in his life. I found it absolutely disgusting - just as if he had announced he had never bathed.
― blueski, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
Not true, some of them have heard of the Scottish as well.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
and the irish.
― darraghmac, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
The Book of British Smiles joke kind of comes from the fact that we don't do a lot of corrective dentistry over here - if your teeth are a little crowded or gappy or crooked or discoloured, then, as long as it's not going to cause you problems in later life, and there are no other issues of decay, they're left alone. I get the impression in the US that you slap a brace or some bleach on those mothers ASAP.
OTM. My theory is that this culture is basically down to the rich considering it rather vulgar and European to take too much pride in ones appearance. Too posh to wash, etc.
Here's the NYT on it: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/07/world/europe/07teeth.html
And here's the Guardian detecting a rise in cosmetic dentistry: http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/wellbeing/story/0,,1721580,00.html
― caek, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
I haven't been to the dentist for several years. I'm frightened to go back now, only to be hit with the nasty truth about years of neglect.
OTMFM. The dumb thing is that i DID find an NHS dentist 200 yards from my house, but they take you off the register if you don't go every, what, 15 months I think? Idiot Mark.
― Mark C, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
Where by "detecting", I mean writing a long feature based on a page 6 Metro story and an anecdote from the journalist's friend Toby's girlfriend who works in PR.
― caek, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)
haha :-)
― ailsa, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
i've told this before, but i actually have a dentist friend who lives in london and when i told him i'd gone to the dentist (back home in tennessee) he said "why? were you in pain?"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:45 (seventeen years ago)
We are all supposed to have 6-month check-ups, certainly I think most Brits did as children, and I think it's still the norm, but, in adulthood, a lot of people just stop bothering. I didn't go to the dentist between 1993 and 2003 and, after some treatment and a couple of check-ups, I've lapsed again. Haven't been in about 18 months.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 18 April 2008 11:56 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i haven't been since i had a wisdom tooth out 18 months ago. it's true many of us just aren't in the habit of doing check ups. last time i was there the american hygienist told me i actually had beautiful teeth (she probably didn't mean me particularly, altho they are sturdy going on past form) but that i was the spawn of satan for not flossing.
― blueski, Friday, 18 April 2008 12:02 (seventeen years ago)
I go every 6 months to the dentist 100 meters away from my house, NHS for the basics but he did only charge me £65 to perfectly mend a chipped tooth..
― suzy, Friday, 18 April 2008 12:04 (seventeen years ago)
I havent been to a dentist since about 1993 :/ But my teeth are clean, fine and have no issues, I'm not sure the point in going.
― Trayce, Friday, 18 April 2008 12:04 (seventeen years ago)
I had a tooth taken out last year which was my first visit in about 10 years. I have been to the checkup since, but only the idea of having to go through the grief of finding a new dentist if I fall off the books of this one is making me think I should go to the next appointment.
― aldo, Friday, 18 April 2008 12:05 (seventeen years ago)
I guess I get put off cause I spent years in dentists as a teen thanks to orthodontics.
― Trayce, Friday, 18 April 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)
I didn't go to the dentist from the ages of 19 to 29 - it stops being free at 19 (if you're in full-time education, which I was). I only got one filling though.
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 18 April 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)
I was pretty lucky to get a new NHS dentist in Muswell Hill. Of course I've since moved from there, so dunno if I'll go again til I'm 39.
Every time I fall off the books my dentists just puts me straight back on. Admittedly they do have records of me going there back to like 1983 or something so that might have something to do with it.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 April 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
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lol bunch of mongs
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