Eric Gill

and the dog.

There's also a BBC scandal about Gill. He was commissioned to make the little boy sculpture above the door to Broadcasting House. He made one with a plump little penis. Lord Reith disapproved. But sculptures of the naked human form had been made throughout history, so the prudes at the BBC found a pseudo-scientific way to censor the piece. They brought in the headmaster of a boys' school and asked him if, from his experience, the penis represented, in size, the average British schoolboy. He said no, it was too big. So, to Gill's dismay, a janitor was sent up a ladder and planed the organ down to size.

isn't there a great quote where he's just been sucking the gardener, and he muses on how god must have planned it that cocks fit so neatly and comfortably into mouths!! take that chuck d!

i remember auberon waugh of all ppl angrily (and possibly korrektly) defending EG on some talkshow, against the charge that he was a paedophile: THE DAUGHTERS WERE BOTH GROWN UP!!

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