my 17 year old self would be appalled by my [older] self saying that

"Tears for Fears' Songs from the Big Chair is one of my favourite albums."

My hopeless romantic wannabe-boho poetry-writin 17 yr old ass would be horrified that I'm looking at copywriting jobs and essentially have taken up an ethic of "if you'll pay me I'll write it."

And let me clarify: this is as much about mocking teenage self-righteousness/ideas about adulthood as anything else.

"buying cds is a complete and utter waste of money"

"wtf who reads blogs"

"That new Justin Timberlake single is incredible."

...I think 17-year-oldbbott would be just fine with modernbbott! I can't think of a damn thing. (I think I'd be relieved to see where I ended up, tho I am kind of frustrated with it in the present. does this make sense y/n)

totally makes sense

A 17-year-old Reverend would be appalled by a 21-year-old Reverend's positive outlook on life.

lol i remember writing all these anguished letters to a future self that were full of an absolute conviction that i'd have everything figured out by the age of 25. not just "life plan" but ridiculous philosophical issues too: "is there a god? i dunno, but you'll know cause you know EVERYTHING when you're 25!"

17 year-old me: "Damn son, you fat".

personality-wise i'm more or less the same person i was at 17. even my musical taste is broadly the same. i just like more stuff in addition to the types of stuff i liked then.

i don't really need my 17-year-old self to be appalled at what i've done with my life, lol.

hahaha xp

17 year-old Rev would spend a lot of time telling me how great Talib Kweli is.

Hahah I was SO FRUSTRATED at age 19 that I hadn't figured out life, religion, philosophy, humanity, sexuality, etc. I was kind of having a nervous breakdown about it! Then I realized I had my whole life to figure this shit out. Now I think any conclusion I would reach would be inaccurate and trying to figure these things out is somewhat pointless, and perhaps even foolish. It's certainly more stress than it's worth for me. I've got the golden rule (for others) and the 'serenity prayer' (for self), think that's about all I need.

Hahah I was SO FRUSTRATED at age 39 that I hadn't figured out life, religion, philosophy, humanity, sexuality, etc. I was kind of having a nervous breakdown about it!

Nobl's problem child runnin my mouth P-b-A gun t touch up peace haircut. gave up leads. bitch aint t th silencer. aint noin about noin no time. u insane, i'm out.

bald at 30 licken niger

ho-me

buying time. if u respeck washbmouth peace, priccin aint dead, dreamt it wuz pcp? no time but now.

"I might vote for Hilary Clinton this November"

"Generally speaking Saul Williams sucks"

"[marketing speak]"

srsly my linkedin profile is like omfg wtf i sound awful

he wasn
t telling it, all spoiled mlk
church ain't at peace. mike judge bitch talking head lkn azz chrun aint hu i'm talkin to qaida ass

th saul williams might save peace-life

i'm so glad i didn't have the internet in my house when i was 17

why do you drink? alcohol is strictly for L7's. stick to serious drugs.

rhyme inventI KAINT B FUCKT WIT time

xpost
er, that's my 17-yr old self chastising me present-day. i misread thread concept

judges examine every word.

urnt speak

17 and madlocked

what happens after

old test sh

IT WAS WRITTEN, what bitch u wanna massage n play?

should b don't speak with ya stupid ass

u thot it was over but its not the scheme uhthings

http://i17.tinypic.com/6ptj2ua.gif

i will never speak again

i know him from way back, bitch nigga, turn the stake

dime bag move

can't wank th' b.c. away

same as them, ?hoze no

"you haven't killed yourself yet? pussy."

ducka don't speak stupid ass i'm bout deadd now

i don't even know what i saids

i'mcrazy yr boys aighte

"Tears for Fears' Songs from the Big Chair is one of my favourite albums."

:)

Thx! (xxpost)

20 yo me: fuck everything about the system, I realize I need to work to make a living but I'll do anything I can that isn't a regular 9-5 office job
30 yo me: I'm a fucking statistic, but I'm well paid and good at what I do, no problem with that except I'm still a little dumbfounded there's not actually a place to live on earth that isn't rife with assholes, basket cases and/or sad dimbulbs

By 40 I imagine I'll have cleared up my personal issues with dimbulbs and as such have relocated to the countryside to become a solid fuck-the-issues, down-with-taxes breeder

at 40 i will either be the unabomber or a zen master

That probably depends on how many opportunities you have to discover yr own limits between now and 40.

I had a "blog" in 1998-2000, but they weren't called blogs back then - I just had a website which I posted journal type entries I hand-coded myself in basic html. This was way before anything like blogger or LJ came into being.

But I am riiculously thankful the internet didn't exist in the 80s.

Trayce, you invented blogging! You should be rich!

lordy.

I already had seven good reasons blogs were only for assholes by then

ASSHOLE sans blog.

just kidding

Ha Hoos just saw this now. In addition to the sentiment in my original post I think 17 yr old Erica would be appalled by:

The fact that I want kids
The fact that I currenly live in Boston and not New York
The fact that I never managed to be in a band
The fact that I believe now that money can, in fact, make you pretty happy

Other than that, I think 17 yr old me would be pretty happy with the way she'd turned out.

My 17 year old self would be appalled by the fact that I currently live in a nice apartment in a part of town full of straight-laced adults instead of living on the east side w/broke-ass artists & participating in the gentrification.

Hoos aren't you, like, 22 or something

Yep

I imagine our relative distances from 17 are part of the lolz of the thread

17 year old me would think its gay that i deejay disco and house music and that its been forever since ive been to a show by a band i like, but he'd be OK otherwise.

gay, that, i, deejay, disco, and, house, music

17-year-old me woulda said, "You mean, you lived in L.A. then moved back HERE?"

Still alive. And you were right all along.

Hoos aren't you, like, 22 or something

-- J0hn D., Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:55 (Yesterday) Link

It's like 1/4 of his life ago!

ya rly i mean 'lol only 5 years' and all that, and i'm sure the gulf between 22/27 or 27/32 is pretty fucking wide, but i don't think it's quite the same as 17/22.

.......

talking_out_of_my_ass.gif

ewwwwwwww

The earliest I remember blogs was that near-blog thing called Suck.com. It's where I first learned about "hipsters", who apparently lived on the Lower East Side!

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, April 20, 2008 5:41 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dude wrote a book on day trading since suck

http://www.anuff.com/books/index.html

My 17 year old self would not likely be appalled at anything I would say today as a 53 year old. My personality hasn't changed all that much. My 17 year old self would understand the gulf in terms of experience we two selves would be speaking across.

He would almost certainly be gobsmacked by how the story of my life has played out so far, but not appalled. Personal computers? Internet? Technial writing? Quitting and driving a school bus? Say again?

- having short hair
- wearing suits
- managing people
- living in the city
- not owning a car
- getting sick of videogames
- shaving regularly
- not caring about 5.1 sound
- liking any one person for 10 years
- voting small-L liberal
- being fit
- not eating crisps
- acting

yeah, my 17 year old self woudl totally be pissed off if I stopped eating crisps

those are pretty great AA, i was kinda lost on this thread till yr post

-getting sick of videogames
-liking any one person for 1+ years
-voting (or about to) small-L liberal
-sort of vaguely wanting to be fit
-not wanting to eat really unhealthy all the time just cuz i can

17 y/o me would arguably be right about 1,2, & possibly 3

-two words: "productivity system"

!! thats 17 y/o hoos speaking right??

oh yes

- GTD

17yo me would be most shocked that I no longer feel compelled to read books to the end if they're crap. And that I drink a hell of a lot more than I did then. And that I both found someone willing to marry me, and that we are happily married (this last wouldn't have appalled him, just blown his mind).

^^^^^

I think 17-year-old me would be embarrassed that I no longer drink, and that I *gasp* wear boring, un-sceney clothes because I no longer care about scenes or clothes.

17-year-old me woulda said, "You mean, you lived in L.A. then moved back HERE?"

haha similarly my 17yo self is almost no different to my 34yo self, but there's been a bunch of shit happen inbetween.

he'd probly be disappointed that i no longer see my-then best mate anymore. sad.

17 year old me would just be relieved to hear i lost my virginity.

17 year-old me: "Damn son, you fat". also this.

b

"oh who really gives a fuck about new rock music made with guitars"

my 17 year old self would try to punch me if he heard me say that.

my 17 year old self would also be relieved that i finally came out of the closet.

17 year old me would be pretty surprised i made it this long.

17 year old me would also be really pissed that i sold my guitars and have no real plans to replace them.

why does it matter, 17 year olds suck

TRUTHBOMB

why does it matter, 17 year olds suck

-- homosexual II, 21 April 2008 15:49 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"I'm a male secretary for 5 women at a prestigious law firm primarily to reap the health insurance benefit so I may manage my adult on-set diabetes."

17yo me: "You like electronic music? Oh man, they don't use real instruments! There's no fucking talent involved!"

my 17 y old would most probably be "???" when i mention ILX. esp saying that i've been here about 7 yrs now.

Haha, I actually really like <the theme song to Party Of Five>, I think it sounds a little like Husker Du.

-- RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 2:51 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"I might vote for Hilary Clinton this November"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 20, 2008 1:11 AM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

(i sure did in '16, just for the record)