HOW DO I SUE??

okay but what was your hair color to begin with?

did the box advise you to do a test patch first? did you do a test patch? I thought so & not respectively, tsk tsk

i know, that's their can't-be-sued bit

Well, after much convincing I almost believed PP when he said it looked alright (PP is a reknowed blonde hatah BTW) but I just passed the wheelchair guy at work who ALWAYS says hi to me but today he spotted me and did the quick "i didnt see you" turn away. OMFG THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGES. Theyre definitely heading towards the 6 figure bracket.

I once dyed by hair with blonde hair die and it came out ORANGE, and then I had spiky orange flame-hair for three days

RENOWNED. oh god brown haior is making me spell not good

I did this when I was 17 and ended up ginger. For the first time in my life I was living as an oppressed minority.

Jesus Christ that MFA has killed my ability to type/think/spell

You need to (1) use the 40 developer then (2) the color you want.

p.s. All your hair will then (3) break off. But it will be blond.

look people, the chick on the box was definitely blonde

I have come closing to trying blond out half a dozen times in my life and this thread is persuading me I have been right to resist

ok but blonde can't just dye dark hair blonde, guys, you have to have light hair first, to really dye it blonde

I loved being blond. But see (3) above.

I once dyed by hair with blonde hair die and it came out ORANGE, and then I had spiky orange flame-hair for three days

Did you buy a velvet jacket to match it? That would have been my move.

Also SS, we need to see this to make a judgement.

srsly

nabisco and ned it goes black > brown dark > orange > bright orange >bright clown yellow > duller yellow > blondie. Ive experienced all of these. IT IS POSSIBLE.

I once dyed by hair with blonde hair die and it came out ORANGE, and then I had spiky orange flame-hair for three days

-- nabisco, Monday, April 21, 2008 9:07 PM (1 minute ago)

i have also done this thing. I managed it by having dark hair and passing out with the stuff still in. no good.

really if you came out brown instead of orange you should write Miss Clairol a thank you note

it's true

felicity this was THANK GOD a neutral color so no red is in it. big problem avoided.

i was already blonde btw so risk of orange low

oh lol, then that rly shouldn't have turned ur hair brown, huh...

It should fade if you blow dry it a lot.

woah sunny i dyed my friend's hair a while ago and the box was brown and it came out golden but we had bought 2 and only used 1 box, and a few weeks later she used the 2nd box and it came out the color it was originally supposed to be.

??? someone has to stand up and fight for peoples hair color!

i just stopped dying my hair altogether.

that'll teach em!

I have mine done at the salon, I am a klutz and will destroy the bathroom if I do it myself

i rly want to get mine done at a salon, but it's expensive. it's like i would do it once, but then you have to keep it up... and my hair grows fast :/

after hundreds of self-inflicted hair mistakes, i just limit myself to shampoo and razor cuts at great clips. I am not to be trusted with decisions regarding my appearance.

i havent been to a hairdresser since 1989. good/bad?

good, i wanna start cutting my own

I had to stop dying my hair burgundy a couple of years ago. Harder to deal with plumbers and electricians when your hair looks purple sometimes.

I think I've been to an actual barber/hairdresser maybe 4 times in my entire life.

this is a sad and seemingly litigious-worthy hair dye story

http://www.spaceshipnofuture.org/pix/fsolhair.jpg

wtf at all these dudes dying their hair!?

lol at three posts between surmounter saying he wants to get his hair done in a salon and saying he wants to cut it himself

Are you gonna bleach your hair, sunny, or try and dye it a different, nicer shade close to the darker one you inadvertently ended up with? In addition to suing, I mean.

looks like we need to disqualify someone from the blondes poll...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I voted for her!

years ago i bought BRUNETTE hair dye for my mousy brown hair and it came out BLOOD RED. i cried at first and then realised that it looked A+++ awesome and kept dyeing it red, off and on. fucking high maintenance shit tho so i gave up altogether last year.

How do you sue, srsly? First you get you one tort. Then you get you one or more lawyers. Then stand back!

They will do the rest - while billing you at $250/hr for picking their nose while thoughtfully staring out the window and thinking about your case. If they really, really like your tort (let's say you sustained a massive, debilitating personal injury at the hands of a multi-millionaire), they might only bill you for 50% of recovered damages. Regardless of your tort, they will smile a lot and express concern.

Aimless has tort me a lot today!

http://www.tortsfamous.com.au/orderheader1.jpg

i havent been to a hairdresser since 1989. good/bad?

I really enjoy going to the salon. My hair is really hard to deal with so I either have to get a crewcut (how I wore it for most of the nineties; my wife can't stand it) or get somebody who totally knows his stuff. we have a great salon here in town with a guy who's really great with color.

wtf at all these dudes dying their hair!?

long story about me trying to conjure the spirit of my hair-dyin' 16-year-old self, when I did it all my friends said "I like it" so I just kept it up

i havent been to a hairdresser since 1989. good/bad?

Looks like you missed out on the Rachel

I keep seein this thread title as how do i use...

I basically have to dye my hair because it has gone completely silver under the dye... I mean I could grow it out but it'd age me terribly ans I'm really not rockin' that look at this point in my life ffs I'm only 37.

So I dye it black. I do it myself mostly - now that I've got rid of the red fringe I had for so long its a lot easier to upkeep.

I'd never cut my own hair though: I'd stuff it up.

im feeling this chick although i would have sued proctor and gamble:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081008/D93MFM300.html

Judge dismisses blonde's lawsuit over brown dye


Oct 8, 2:21 PM (ET)

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) - A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman's lawsuit claiming L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.

Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.

She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.

A Superior Court judge dismissed Feeney's 2005 lawsuit Monday, saying she never proved her allegation that L'Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labeled as blonde. The company also had disputed the claim.

Feeney referred questions on Wednesday to her attorney, David Laudano, who has declined to comment.

omg the horrors of having to wear HATS

fuck washing wearing a hat

and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time

an image comes to mind of her sitting alone in an armchair wearing a derby or something with her arms crossed

wait, i would like "charlotte feeney" to explain to me how she can "never go back", considering your hair grows and corrective dye done one time would not hurt your hair badly. also i question her claim she is a natural blonde if she's using blonde hair dye that was accidentally brown!

It's Samantha Ronson, isn't it?

god, fucking bridgeport