Through the miracle of facebook, I discovered a girl who randomly added me on MSN is linked to me through my friend Chyna Rae. I decided to tell her about this on MSN (probably so I can, at last, find out who she is).
I started to theorise, and as you can see it's started to get slightly ridiculous.
01:24:31I say: hi
01:24:40I say: so, you know chyna rae??
01:39:02I say: this is very important
01:59:17I say: you may have been to the discotheque with chyna rae
01:59:24I say: or passed her to/from tesco
01:59:29I say: how you know her, i dont know
02:19:52I say: maybe she hit you in the face with a dart
02:20:03I say: or maybe your cats are in the same cat family tree
02:35:18I say: your aunty used to make lamps and she got one for her birthday in 1993
02:35:59I say: or maybe you have a shared taste in irregular rubix cube collecting
02:37:08I say: maybe you forced a mars bar down her throat when she collapsed in the street of hypoglacaemia
02:37:38I say: maybe you were both on that show "small talk" with ronnie corbett
02:39:00I say: maybe you met a psychic who wasn't paying attention to you and was arguing on the phone to her husband about where to go on holiday and said "China, Ray!" and you took this advice too seriously by adding her on facebook
02:40:09I say: maybe she whacked you upside the head with a chambers english-flemish dictionary because she mistook you for a liberal MP candidate who had been pestering her all fortnight
02:42:56I say: maybe you were the dummy in a court case where she was suing her music teacher for neglect and she had to draw on you with a marker pen to show where he had inappriopriately played her like a glockenspiel
Please come up with your own theories on how this random girl might know Chyna Rae so I can continue this delightful spammage.
― JTS, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)