Or: cloaking one's private life in obvious banalities!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)
Hunger: worth avoiding!
Existence: extant!
Music: varied!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)
Interpersonal interactions: complicated!
Religion: complicated!
Politics: complicated!
Science: complicated!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)
Love: complicated!
Hate: ...extant?
Justice: ...extant?
Sweatiness: unpleasant!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)
War: extent!
Pain: intermittent!
Have I summed it all up yet?
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:49 (seventeen years ago)
Language: useful!
Apocalypse: mythical!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)
Dehumanization: complicated!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)
Me: simpleton!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:54 (seventeen years ago)
Surprises: imminent!
Diseases: sublime!
emotions extant, aye!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
(and cloaking oneself in obvious banalities)
(both)
Sex: multifaceted!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)
Babies: useful?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)
It is good to consider a baby based on its usability.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:58 (seventeen years ago)
I don't think that's especially reductive, certainly not unnecessarily so.
There's too much going on there to support what I imagine you're getting at.
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)
Burkean sublimity.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)
Hello!
You should work your way through every applicable noun: adjective pairing until you have achieved universality through exhaustive specifity. Do not forget proper nouns, of course, as in:
Mr. Pickles: bathed! Le Tour Eiffel: nocturnally illuminated! galaxy MRP1121: distant!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)
breathing: confusing!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)
Suggested task: enjoyable-sounding!
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)
Brains: wicked!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:03 (seventeen years ago)
Trees: vivid!
Spring: wild!
Ah. I prefer Kafkaian.
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:03 (seventeen years ago)
Winter: mild!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)
Games: perfunctory!
ILX: distracting!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)
Aachen: Deutsch! Aaron: familial! Abacus: antiquated! Abadan: warm! Abalone: scarcely sapient! Abandon: reckless! Abbatoir: jarring! Abbacy: personal! Abbess: stern! Abbey: imposing! Abbot: misspelled! Abbott, Sir John Joseph Caldwell: deceased! Abbreviation: employable! ABCs: Western! Abdomen: peritoneal! Abel: metaphorical! Abelard, Peter: unfamiliar!
Thus I have exhausted the first page of my dictionary.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)
my favorite: Abbott, Sir John Joseph Caldwell: deceased!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)
though this is good too: Abelard, Peter: unfamiliar!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:09 (seventeen years ago)
Abenaki: legendary! Aberdeen: pastoral! Aberration: relatable! Abeyance: off-putting! Abhorrence: human! Abidjan: unknown! Ablation: difficult! Able-bodied seaman: certified! Ablution: feline! Abnegation: harsh! Abnormal psychology: young! Abolition: complex! Abolitionism: good! A-Bomb: sublime! Abominable snowman: curious! Aborigine: misrepresented! Abortion: sometimes necessary!
That's page 2.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
Abnormal psychology: young! winner
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
Dictionary: turgid!
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)
Cigarettes: fleeting!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:55 (seventeen years ago)
Lightning: thrilling!
Thunder: ecstatic!
Rain: necessary!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:56 (seventeen years ago)
Vodka: easy!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:57 (seventeen years ago)
Emotions: vodka!
wait
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)
Emotions set to extant and cloaking device engaged, Captain. Current banality reserves provide an estimated cloaking time of somewhere between seven minutes and 60 years remaining.
(Wishes: best!, Abbott, as a trite cloak for clumsy but genuinely meant appreciation and concern from some random internet stranger)
― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 10:09 (seventeen years ago)
death: everywhere
― banriquit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 10:11 (seventeen years ago)
mood: livejournal
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
life: fecund!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)
fly: windscreen
― suzy, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
disposition: mercurial!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)
Colon: Exclamation point!
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
Memes: spurious!
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)