Barack Obama is the new

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He is so new!

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Hasselhoff	7
thing	4
black	3
JFK	3
Demosthenes	3
improved Christ	3
natural	3
Carter	3
Manchurian Candidate	2
wine	2
face of America	1
Martin Luther King	0
Woodstock	0
crusader	0

― onimo, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

^options from first pages of googling "Obama is the new"

― onimo, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:50 (seventeen years ago)

Shit, one more page and we'd have had "Obama is the new Sammy Davis Jr", "Barack Obama is the new LOL CATZ", "Obama is the new election hotness!" and "Obama is the new action hero in full technicolour"

― onimo, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:55 (seventeen years ago)

Googlism for: barack obama

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about barack obama yet.

― Mark G, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

well he is NEW!

― onimo, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

'new election hotness' lol

― banriquit, Thursday, 24 April 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

Cruise vs. Hasselhoff ftw.

― M.V., Thursday, 24 April 2008 12:04 (seventeen years ago)

He's just this "thing", you know?

― rev, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

JFK blown away. What else do I have to say?

― kenan, Thursday, 24 April 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Monday, 28 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

who's the last pol undone by a minister?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

oh well, at least a whole lot of his supporters have spent months making sure the whole world knows that the other Dem candidate is Satan

― J0hn D., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

There's always a silver lining.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

Hubert Humphrey/George McGovern/Walter Mondale/Michael Dukakis/Al Gore/John Kerry

― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

oh well, at least a whole lot of his supporters have spent months making sure the whole world knows that the other Dem candidate is Satan

-- J0hn D., Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:40 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

she did a good enough job of that herself

― deej, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

never mind that you seem to have forgotten which candidate's supporters it is that are refusing to vote for their opponent in Nov.

― deej, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

obama is the new bbq sauce

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/07/obama-is-new.html

― gabbneb, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

at least that link has good photos of the Johnson Treatment.

the answer is the new COKE

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Barack Obama is the new Carter?

― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Goldwater or Chamberlain works for me

― satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

what an awesome exchange

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

disappointed to see no 'new coke' option

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

or a picture of popular beat combo Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine with Obama's face crudely photoshopped over Jim Bob and/or Fruitbat.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

... "warrior president." Hallelujah, we are all New American centurions now.

http://www.salon.com/2012/04/29/celebrating_our_warrior_president/

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

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