tila tequila is the prettiest and most cool woman in the world

sike just kidding i don't really care about tila tequila at all

hartbroke

naw, just a bad bruise maybe.

what happened with

subject of that Lewis Black TV show recently, who the fuck is she?

Nguyen was featured on the cover of the April 2006 issue of Stuff magazine; in the interview, she claimed that her nickname "Tila Tequila" came about when she experimented with alcohol in middle school and had a severe "allergic" reaction.

Quotes at end mine.

I have a friend who claims he's allergic to codeine because when he takes a bunch of it, he barfs.

tila tequila is another half-step down on our way to whatever the eventual bottom of this cesspool of cultural detritus and effluviant is.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25125598/

I want some publicity too! I'm . . . I'm totally responsible for shoes!

shawne merriman you are a dead man

Didn't he attempt to choke her to death or something?

he's saying she was going to go drive drunk and he was stopping her. i know no one believes him but that's the report.

Well, yes.

with all the stumbling around she does, it's probably a smart move to marry the Johnson & Johnson heiress... cause she'll have access to plenty of BAND-AIDS!!!

heh

Apparently Casey's cut out from her inheritance, no? She looks so plastic and dumb. I admit I quite like the pairing: two pretty trainwrecks together make for a fantastic ride to hell. Yes, I admit I watched the clip of Tila anouncing her engagement to Casey. lol

Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34695317/ns/entertainment-celebrities/

RT

two pretty trainwrecks together make for a fantastic ride to hell
two pretty trainwrecks together make for a fantastic ride to hell
two pretty trainwrecks together make for a fantastic ride to hell

Hah I just came looking for a thread about this shit.

love how Teq says "omg wifey is dead" and then 10 mins later is all "no wait shes in a coma!!!"

Way to go lady.

Wifey in a coma, I know, it's really serious.

There were times I could have tweeted about her.

i like how she tweeetd again an hour after saying she was going to go offline for a while

Socialite was a very old 30.

$10 says shawne merriman killed her in a jealousy and Monster Energy Drink fueled rage

Johnson's last tweet was posted early on the morning of December 29, after she expressed excitement about seeing Tequila again and spending New Year's Eve with her. "Sweet dreams everyone ... I'm getting a new car."

...a chariot to heaven~

She was fucked up - forgetting she left her adopted child with her mother - but this is sad. She was dead for a few days before they discovered her. :-(

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-ca-tila14-2010mar14,0,7493040.story
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-03/52724928.jpg

idk how suggestive those photos are

Several unintentional lols but mostly sad.

Tila Tequila was hospitalized for a week due to a brain aneurysm that nearly caused the petite star to die, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Tila, 30, was released from the hospital on Monday and according to a source close to her, the 4'11" reality TV personality dropped from just 100 pounds to a frail 78 pounds.

"It was terrifying for Tila and death was knocking at her door," the source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

"She was in two hospitals for the span of a week and is still not in perfect health, so she's going to check into an outpatient program."

According to the source, Tila suffered a brain aneurysm in the middle of the night, which caused her to think irrationally. Due to the pain, she took two bottles of unspecified heavy prescription drugs.

"Tila threw up all over her bed after overdosing and felt like she was dying. She was screaming for help, and in desperation, broke her bedroom window and attempted to jump out," the source said.

"Finally a friend came over after getting a strange text from her and found her convulsing on the bed. He called an ambulance and she was taken to the hospital."

Tila was hospitalized just in time to stabilize her and she was under intensive care all week.

"It's sad to think she may have some permanent brain damage," the source said. "She still can't fully speak properly."

not really feeling lols here, mostly just mild horror and sympathy

yeah that is horrific unless you are assad level of evil.

"It was terrifying for Tila and death was knocking at her door,"

yeah, it's awful. but ftr if a friend was ever sourced speaking in that lvl of cliche i would be sure to bean them as soon as i emerged from whatever comatose state i happened to be in

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/10/holy-crap-tila-tequila-has-gone-insane/#more-163523

THE SO CALLED “MOON”

I just stumbled across her youtube channel which is chock full of David Icke level paranoid crazyness. Hilarious! (if you are a bad person like me and feel like laughing at a methed out and probably schizophrenic former reality tv starlet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUijhUysPXA&feature=related

tila droppin knowledge on this utube

poor crazy sad lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Z1ejCTaKI&feature=related

if this is all a ploy for viral hits, all the better its an unexpected and creative career move for her.

http://gawker.com/here-are-highlights-of-tila-tequilas-acting-in-masterm-512704543

real good stuff

Oops.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152029453973211&set=a.384560293210.162873.37987953210&type=1

what the hell is going on there aside from supercrazy

I think you summed it up.

dan you misspelled "supremacy"

feel like it's good to differentiate between ideological supremacy and people who, for example, believe in reptilians, like Ms. Tequila.

i'm sure we can all agree that she's still the prettiest

so has Tila Tequila always been a nazi sympathizer or is this a new phase in her very special career?

one "Adolf Zog Goebbels" puttin' in work on that link

Do not trust NASA. Only trust the TILASCOPE FOR TRUTH!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152026829613211&set=a.384560293210.162873.37987953210&type=1&permPage=1

um

looks like dani really dodged a bullet there, huh

This is freaking even me out, and I'm waterface

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152030642468211&set=a.384560293210.162873.37987953210&type=1

http://anonymoustruthblog.com/sympathize-hitler-part-1-true-history-unveiled/

http://i.imgur.com/fq8YqyQ.jpg

(this photo was deleted from her profile already but that's the entrance to Auschwitz in the background)

also she converted to Judaism last year? http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/13/tila-tequila-jewish/#.TxA5WCNWrZA

oh my god

I think you mean "oh my Tila"

Let's not pay any more attention to her

Although maybe she should change her name to Tila Manischewitz

The disturbing thing about all of this is how many Facebook friends are cheering her along. There are a handful of folks chiming in saying "you're nuts", but mostly it's "finally, someone telling the truth about Hitler and the holocaust!"

lol ron paul tattoo

http://i.imgur.com/9fg2X3l.jpg

You guys know she's mentally ill, right?

no way

well that news will have an effect on how I view her conversion to Nazism, claims to godhead and warnings of parasitic NWO invaders

i.e. she may be mentally ill but she's still way annoying

and lots of people who may/may not be mentally ill are cheering her along

I know its way less crazy than her whole Nazi thing, but no talk about how she's insisting that Paul Walker's death was actually a RITUALISTIC MURDER?!?!

I am not sure that is way less crazy

Somehow that seems less insane than "paul walker's accident was a drone strike!" but when we reach those elevated heights of crazy it's all the same I suppose

fair

(xpost)

Can I just

http://anonymoustruthblog.com/consequences-shifting-911-paradigm-lies/

you have to love any movement who relies on "ebooks" and "youtube" as primary sources of evidence.

that's my €5k college course ur dissin mannnn

http://pagesix.com/2016/01/08/tila-tequilas-bizarre-twitter-tirade-the-world-is-flat-the-moon-is-fake-and-im-a-clone/

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/685242832173449216 :\

garbage person

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/744857204621094912

what a weirdo
https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/744721582413643779

the most charitable reaction is to attribute her ideas to mental illness and hope she seeks help.

Yeah I don't know her exact situation but she is clearly not well.

I feel bad for her tbh. Many years ago, I think on an ilx thread, I saw a video of her performing at the Carnival of the Juggalos. Hugely disturbing, she gets pelted with objects, including glass bottles, and fluids - bodily and faygo - and just keeps smiling and performing as she bleeds from visible cuts. She takes her top off at some stage as if it might stop the barrage. Eventually security pull her off the stage.

Tila Tequila Facts:

• Favorite beverage: Tequila