I just shaved my armpits

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for the first time in seven years.

Deodorant is a NEW TACTILE MYSTERY.

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

congratulations!

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Secret?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't need to know about the seven year itch.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

why

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

I got over it. I was getting self-conscious about walking around in tank tops and having hair greet the world.

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Practice for marriage gown w/bare shoulders?

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

haha pretty much

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.locksoflove.org/

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

I think I would make the cancer kids sad on so many levels.

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

i'm picturing cancer kids with gene shallot-like eyebrows.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

And chuck calamari-like lips, prob.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

Where will the shy pheromone pixies hide now?

Aimless, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

my ankles

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

we demand before and after shots.

kenan, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

It doesn't take THAT much imagination, sheesh@

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

(i am again with the joeks.)

kenan, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

I am again with the straight mannery.

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

Abbott, do you forget to wear deodorant?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

JW NO I DO NOT

I am anosmic (no sense of smell) so I am always deathly paranoid I stink. I put that shit on like every time I walk in the bathroom.

Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

No need to wonder. Just wear a button like those buttons cashiers sometimes wear saying "Ask Me About Our Jelly Donuts". Except yours says "Tell Me If I Stink".

Some problems are easy to solve.

Aimless, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

A little BO seasons a person like pepper.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

Better not to ask than to invite possibly Hannibal-Lecter-like nasal appraisals, no?

kenan, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

"I am anosmic (no sense of smell) so I am always deathly paranoid I stink. I put that shit on like every time I walk in the bathroom.

-- Abbott"

Me too!

BigLurks, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

Oh my god are you fucking serious???????

Oh my gosh!

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry, I lied a bit. I merely have a ridiculously weak sense of smell, resulting in a similar fear of stinking and overuse of deodorant, etc. SORRY to get your hopes up.

BigLurks, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

haha

elan, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

That "SORRY" was genuine, btw.

BigLurks, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

otoh, that haha was a bit suspect in terms of heartspoken sincerity. i think it was pretty cursory for that.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)


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