Edwards vs. Obama poll

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Option	Votes
"I am pleased that your chest is once again free of hair," Edwards remarked.	6
More of his penis went turgid.	4
Now he ran his curious, searching fingers against Obama's inner thighs, exploring the contours and lines there which wer	2
Edwards returned to the floor and gathered more soap into his hand.	0
Edwards continued to clean him as if he hadn't noticed, moving soap all around Obama's back without missing an inch of s	0
"Mm," Obama grunted in answer.	0
Then he ran his foamy hands over Obama's pecs, grazing both nipples at once.	0
He lathered up Obama's stomach and carefully rubbed the soap over the other man's front.	0
Edwards's blood quickened at his first touch of such an interesting area of flesh.	0
As Edwards's hands continued up Obama's body to his torso, they traveled lightly over Obama's full rear end.	0
He worked his way up the ankles to Jim's knees, and then his thighs.	0

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

JUST TRYING TO "STIMULATE" THE DISCOURSE

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

john you and i both know there is only one answer to this question

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

more of his penis went turgid?

― jergïns, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

Now he ran his curious, searching fingers against Obama's inner thighs, exploring the contours and lines there which were uniquely Obama's.

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

Rielle Hunter

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

well yes but we must let the common people speak xxxpost

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

i almost started this poll on De Subjectivisten

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

who is "Jim"?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

"I am pleased that your chest is once again free of hair," Edwards remarked.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

the mysterious third lover xp

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

nah i c/ped this from a kirk/spock slash and missed that name

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

max, i was going to make sure to give you credit for this, but i wasn't sure if that was a good or bad thing to do

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

letdown of the year xpost

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

maybe we could pin it on max r.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

lets attribute it to horseshoe

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

you are a stone cold bitch, max

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

JK JK JK JK JK JK

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

aw, me too!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

we can be co-authors

― max, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

and i will be your slash fiction publicist. EVERYONE WINS

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

turgid turgid turgid

― get bent, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

I was hoping this was a "Who do you think could beat McCain NOW" poll.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 May 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

beat him to a frothy lather you mean?

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 13:51 (seventeen years ago)

max why you braek <3

― John Justen, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

whose heart i braek

― max, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

just bumping for high vote total :)

― John Justen, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

Then he ran his foamy hands over Obama's pecs, grazing both nipples at once.

― max, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

"I am pleased that your chest is once again free of hair," Edwards remarked.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

IT IS A NARRATIVE FOR THE AGES

― John Justen, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

I'm a sucker for "said" synonyms, they always make me lol

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

esp. if they are 2+ syllables

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

wtf

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

poll vs. pole

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

"I am pleased that your chest is once again free of hair," Edwards remarked.

― gbx, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

"More of his penis went turgid."

What a weird sentence.

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

"once again"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

ROBBED

― max, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

TURGID

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

timely!

― Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

8 billion fucking votes on the primary thread and only 12 people bothered to vote in this?

FOR SHAME PEOPLE FOR SHAME

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

8 billion fucking ~~votes~~ posts

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

Only about a dozen votes on the PRIMATE thread though. That's a tragedy too.

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

obv there are only 12 people on ilx with PRIORITIES

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

i backed a winner.

as always

― gbx, Thursday, 15 May 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

my friends, my friends

― kingfish, Thursday, 15 May 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

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