WHAT THE FUCK. Seems like all the good pizzerias around here are switching to this bullshit thin crust bandwagon and I'm sick of this shit. One place, which I'd long known for its reliably thick, chewy, deep crusts, gives me some paper thin piece of shit and tells me that this is how the make pizza in New York, and I'm like "The fuck is this New York?" Bullshit.
Motherfuckers I vote with my dollars and I won't be coming back to patronize your place with your bullshit thin crusts.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't like thin crusts either. the crust is my favourite part!
― Rubyredd, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Exactly. Thin crust pizza is like eating a sandwich with no bread.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
You have never eaten a good pizza in your life, sir.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― gabbneb, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/rivers.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i've worked 8 yrs for italians who make authentic thin crust pizza and i will still take a deepdish crust any day.
― Rubyredd, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Hurting what is that even supposed to mean?
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
arguing about tacos vs. arguing about burgers vs arguing about pizza vs arguing about barbecue
― get bent, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
i have never had a thin crust i've enjoyed.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
gimme a frickin break it's all good bitch it's pizza pie
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, pizza on a cracker? START OVER
― Kerm, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Thin crust pizza is what pizza is. It's the original pizza. If you don't "get" it, you've never had a proper Neapolitan pie.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha, pizza on a bagel? You can have that anytime.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't give a fuck what is "proper" I give a fuck what is good to me.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Hurting is right, pizza isn't meant to have a fatass doughy lump of bread under a pile of oily cheese.
But we've done this so much I may as well shout it from a car while flinging tip money at a passing waiter.
― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
good pizza discussion on this thread Putting syrup on pork based breakfast products: taste sensation or act of madness?
― gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"If you've never wiped your ass with your own hand, you haven't used the original toilet paper."
― Kerm, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
seattle pizza lol
― gabbneb, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
bite me
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
that metaphor is so apt, because Italian foods are usually improved by the technological innovation of midwestern restaurants.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Greek pizza (thin crust) is pizza of the gods.
― libcrypt, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Wisconsin gave the world Charmin.
― Kerm, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Little Star Pizza makes one goddamned great thick-crust pizza, tho. (Cornmeal crust = secret goodness.)
― libcrypt, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
woah that sounds interesting. I'd like to try that.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Cornmeal crust = Domino's Pizza, lol
― gabbneb, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link
D'oh, pizzinged!
― libcrypt, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/389330287_1976b301fe.jpg
― gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/07/27/pizzahutdoublerollpie.jpg
― gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
haha Japanese pizza is way far out
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I'd puke if I tried to eat that.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link
That's why this pizza never actually dies.
― libcrypt, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
whoa look at that damn delicious meticulously labeled feat of engineering
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Hurting is probably catching a seizure staring at that thing.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link
this is how they make pizza in New York, lol
― gabbneb, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, whoever keeps pulling the string in gabb's back, stop it.
― libcrypt, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Rev, whatever you do, stay the hell away from Tutta Bella, 'cause it is absolutely proper Neapolitan low-gluten dough thin-crust extravaganza. You should stick with Zeek's or something instead.
― Jaq, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know Seattle pizzerias only North End, so that's meaningless to me.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Is Zeek's good or bad?
rev its one thing to start an "i dont like thin crust pizza" thread but right now youre just asking for trouble
― max, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean you dont see me starting threads telling you whats an abomination against apples, or salmon
― max, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"plain fish" sushi is an abomination to sushi
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Rev, get theeself to Delaurenti's in pike place market. they have thicker crust square slices. Not quite Sicilian but getting there.
Deep Dish? Wallingford pizza house in Wallingford.
But I love all the chi-chi Neapolitan pizza places here. Sorry, Rev. I could live off Veraci Pizza alone.
Zeek's is eh. Sometimes it's like hot garbage pizza. Sometimes it's decent. Depends on who's cooking that shift at that location.
Mad Pizza is alright too. The crust always has too much rosemary in it.
― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Thin crust pizza has its uses.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link
olive oil and vinegar is an abomination to salad dressing
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Riley's Pizza in Mukilteo was just about my favorite place on Earth before this happened. Oh what I would give to have one of their sausage, artichoke heart, and sundried tomato pizzas with a nice, thick crust.
― The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I wonder what Viking pizzas were like.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
abominations aside this thread is making me so fucking hungry
― Hurting 2, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
this crust/ny style pizza is the best imo
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 May 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Who wants their pizza to be chewy? C'mon.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I didn't have time for Brooklyn Bros before I had to catch my train. :(
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Aimless, I don't recall ever saying anyone who disagrees with me is a jerk.
Rev, which place did you eat at in Chicago?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, July 19, 2010 8:58 AM Bookmark
I didn't make note of the name. Judging by map, maybe Pizano's? It was right off of Michigan St., I can tell you that.
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link
rev should be completely and utterly banned for this thread
― de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Real Talk Hut
but I think this thread was mostly a response to chain pizza places doing 'thin crust' which results in a product that is probably not the same thing as the thin crust pizza in your head.
― iatee, Monday, July 19, 2010 10:04 AM Bookmark
Naw, it was in response to a local pizzeria changing all its shit for the worse after my dad's friend (who founded it) sold it to someone else.
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not really that adament about this I was just very angry at a shitty pizza at the moment I started this thread.
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i've been making my own sourdough bases a lot recently, and can i say the bread does matter
― the crucible of easily debunked e-mail fwds (stevie), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Z_S is pretty much OTM about pizza.
My rule is thin crust for store-bought or fancy restaurant, deep pan for take away/fast food. Different beasts for different purposes.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
take away/fast food
but this is not pizza :D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
a full portion of hamburger & fries baked into a calzone? oh, sweden
http://blog.jensnyberg.com/2007/05/05/calskrove/
― the tape store called... (cozen), Monday, 26 July 2010 08:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Though this thread title still makes me blind with rage (because: Thin crust pizza is what pizza is. It's the original pizza. If you don't "get" it, you've never had a proper Neapolitan pie.
― Hurting 2, Thursday, May 1, 2008 9:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink)
I'm going to Chicago, so I dare thee to bestow on me the finest arguments in favour of deep dish pizza (which I'm totally for and like, by the way).
― Garth December, virulent food critic (EDB), Thursday, 26 August 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i had a good pizza the other night -- neapolitan-style crust w/ ricotta, slices of uncooked heirloom tomato, probably a little basil.
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Thursday, 26 August 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ sounds like the best of all possible pizzas
― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
close but no sausage.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 26 August 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
ricotta is my fav cheese at the moment
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Thursday, 26 August 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link
calabro ricotta, holy shit
― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
was thinkin but bit my tongue to compensate
let me tell you what is an abomination against pizza, the papa john's 'garden fresh' pizza. that is the gnarliest shit right there.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Been to Naples twice and never had the pizza there!! Liked the pizzas that I had at the Pizzarium in Rome though.
― her lover who appeared to come from her behind on a car (KMS), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
The best part of pizza is not the the crustWhen you eat thin crust pizza you spend more time eating not the crust∴ When you eat thin crust pizza you spend more time eating the best part of pizza
― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
QED
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
monthly special at local thin crust place is "Fresh peaches, mascarpone cheese, basil, Vidalia onions and prosciutto di Parma!"
i think i might try it tonight
― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i like thin crusts as they change the style of the pizza, almost like eating a flatbread pizza. I like thick crusts too, it just depends A. what mood I'm in, and B. what toppings are going on it.
for whatever reason, when I get green peppers on my pizza, I like it thin. when I get a lot of meats like sausage, I like it thick....
― funky brewster (San Te), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
well, i think that makes sense, San Te, a thin crust ain't gonna be able to support the weight of the meatsi don't get this thread, though. in Sicily pizza is basically thin crust and i think they know how to make sublime pie ( apparently the person that revived this thread knows)
― ....some kind of psychedelic wallflower (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
my best friend maggie just opened a new wood-fired place around the corner from my store. so yummy.
http://magpiepizza.com/images/menu.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
okay, that's really hard to read. sorry.
http://magpiepizza.com/
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
The best part of pizza is not the the crust
i disagree (i'll eat your crust if you don't want it), and i do prefer thin crust to thick. quality v. quantity.
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't eat crust anymore. It's like drinking beer -- I feel bloated.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 August 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
just get bread sticks/crazy bread/whatever if you like the crust the best
― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 26 August 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Thin crust pizza does have a crust, and it is one of the most important components. It is supposed to be really thin and oily to be correct!
― i just like barbecue rib, whatever (u s steel), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i like the crispness. it feels good
― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
It is supposed to be really thin and oily to be correct!
oil isn't even an ingredient in trad neapolitan pizza crust. flour, salt, water & yeast - that's it.
― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Rev you mentioned upthread wanting to try cornmeal crust. You had Dove Vivi here yet?
― bear, bear, bear, Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link
oil helps in making the dough, though, as a way to knead it without adding too much extra flour
― Stevie is a bit lame, if you hate fun (stevie), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, yeah, you oil the bowl to keep it from sticking during the rise, but that's it. haven't ever seen a recipe for pizza crust that included more than a drop of oil, if that. when tossing/stretching the risen dough, flour or cornmeal are fine, cuz they stay on the surface, you're not working anything into the dough at that point.
― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't miss any chicago area pizza more than i miss barnaby's, which i mentioned upthread
http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach%3Btopic=10052.0%3Battach=18223%3Bimage
a chicago bar style pizza w/cornmeal crust
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
incredibly epic
nice to drizzle oil on the base before adding the toppings too tho xpost
― Stevie is a bit lame, if you hate fun (stevie), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link
when I worked at Gigorgio's I basted oil on the crust with a paintbrush sort of tool
― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah - apparently its to stop the toppings and sauce making the base soggy
― Stevie is a bit lame, if you hate fun (stevie), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i like to par-bake the crust with a little oil before adding the toppings.
― diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Friday, 27 August 2010 07:48 (fourteen years ago) link
i had a thin crust pizza with caramelised garlic and kipfler potato slices and rosemary and olive oil on it in brisbane the other day and it was one of the very best pizzas i've ever eaten, everything about it was perfect.
― estela, Friday, 27 August 2010 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link
potato-rosemary pizza is amongst my favorite pizzas
― max, Friday, 27 August 2010 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I believed estela's story up until "brisbane".
― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Friday, 27 August 2010 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link
potatoes and rosemary and garlic were made for each other! i had the peach and prosciutto thin crust and it was good
― pun gent (another al3x), Friday, 27 August 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link
have been tempted by par-baking the crust before, as i find the topping often cooks faster than the base. i dunno, i feel its cheating somehow (am very serious abt my pizza)
― Stevie is a bit lame, if you hate fun (stevie), Friday, 27 August 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
xps ha! where in "brisbane"?
― wilter, Friday, 27 August 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link
james st, a place called the purple olive. it's on the same side as the james st bistro but slightly further up the street, away from ann st.
― estela, Friday, 27 August 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://slice.seriouseats.com/Images/20100520-marios-slice.jpghttp://slice.seriouseats.com/Images/20100520-marios-crust-analysis.jpg SUPER THIN AWESOME PIZZA IS YUM
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
free dollar with every pie
― buzza, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link