IF ILX WAS A TOWN

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just think what if ILX was a town instead of an internet board how different your life would be????

-- gr8080, Saturday, May 3, 2008 8:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

tombot = chief of police

-- max, Saturday, May 3, 2008 8:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

district attorney

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, May 3, 2008 8:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

me, nije, sunny, tza = girls night out 5 nights a week 4 sure

-- roxymuzak, Saturday, May 3, 2008 8:46 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

and what else

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

LBZC

http://midnightexcess.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/chavs.jpg

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

ringtone clik
http://xs227.xs.to/xs227/08186/kids_and_graffiti940.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

ned for mayor

robotsinlove, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

we need a campaign poster for that stat

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

nominees for town drunk?

carne asada, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

Might be quicker to nominate town sober.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

you're probably right.

carne asada, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

ned is a uniter

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://xs227.xs.to/xs227/08180/citycouncil2004_000124.jpg
l-r: mods, sub-board mods

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

i wanna be the bike-riding dope dealer.

ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/kanye-west-track-bike-cinelli-vigorelli.jpg
l-r: ian

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

Can we have a town crier?
Someone to please photoshop an appropriate face herein:
http://www.camulos.com/towncrier/townCrier3as.JPG

Maria :D, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

borad
http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/lego_relativity_1.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Who's going to be the town bicycle?

milo z, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

I would man the geezer's kiosk.

Aimless, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

I would be the crazy cat lady who lives alone

Kate, non masonic, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Things that suck about ILX the town: A list

mehlt, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

sorry to go to the point of unnecessary re: self-deprecating humour, 'specially as I barely post outside of ilm anyways, but I could not resist.

mehlt, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

I DIED = zoning commission
nabisco = lama
jj + fb = alcoholic beverage commission
flying dawkins = local
trayce = goth

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

mental image of nabisco in saffron robes is amazing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

hah ok now i get it
i was imagining
http://www.growingwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lama001.jpg
and feeling confused

tehresa, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

lol pretentious lama

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

LBZC

http://midnightexcess.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/chavs.jpg

-- DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Babytalk gang:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44077000/jpg/_44077318_sophieb.jpg

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

angloscarfylama
xpost

tehresa, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

I would probably be town bicycle or log lady equivalent

homosexual II, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

gershy - hall of records

gr8080, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

who is town drunk

latebloomer, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

Might be quicker to nominate town sober.

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, May 3, 2008 6:11 PM (Saturday, May 3, 2008 6:11 PM) Bookmark Link

tehresa, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

Andy Taylor - s1ocki
Opie - Crutis
Aunt Bee - Abbott
Barney Fife - Tombot
Goober and Gomer - Dom and Enrique
Floyd - jhoshea
Howard Sprague - big HOOS
Helen Crump - JBR
Clara Edwards - tehreza
Otis Campbell - JW
Thelma Lou - ENBB
The Darlings - Chicago crew
Mayor Pike - HI DERE

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

Tombot = grumpy old bloke that writes into the paper complaining about swearing on the telly

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

Tombot morbs = grumpy old bloke that writes into the paper complaining about swearing on the telly

tombot = busy swearing on the telly

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

I would be the crazy cat lady who lives alone

-- Kate, non masonic, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:01 (18 hours ago) Link

Wouldn't that be the non-non masonic Kate?

wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Bahaha Tombot as Barney Fife.

Abbott, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

ned for mayor

-- robotsinlove, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ned is a uniter

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:15 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I do not for one minute believe that this election shows that LondonILX has been transformed in to a Conservative city but I do hope it does show that the Conservatives have changed in to a party that can again be trusted after 30 years with the greatest, most cosmopolitan, most multi-cultural city on earth.I will work flat out to earn your trust and dispel some of the myths. I will work flat out to repay your confidence.

Oh, you mean that other Ned...

(leaves stage to spend more time with his family)

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Ned/Ned 08

"He's one of them. And so is he."

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

YES THEY CAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

Aimless, Rock Hardy, and Beth Parker as town elders, giving good advice to the youngsters, if they'll just listen.

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas is the exchange student who's absolutely clueless about EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING.

"What is this?"

"A car."

"A car?"

"Yes, you move from point A to point B with it."

"What? Like I don't have to use my legs?"

stevienixed, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

"A HAMBURGER? Like a native from Germany?"

"No, you eat it."

"WHAT??? YOU ARE CANNIBALS? MOMMY I WANT TO GO BACK HOME!"

stevienixed, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe true but it was always more fun at school when the exchange students were around. Even when they came from Belgium.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

cause you get to explain to them about the world

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

Belgium must be the most exchangin' country in the world. Even our little high school had two exchange students from there.

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, they make a LOT of publicity for it. I think this is mostly due to the fact we really like to learn languages (and RONGLY think that USA is always exciting).

stevienixed, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

tuomas = fez

get bent, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

laurel = donna

get bent, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

tombot is clearly Mr. Foreman

milo z, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

ATL contingent would be the 5BR brodome with scarface posters on the walls and a kegerator

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

i will run the local used bookstore, the sneeze -- so called because of all the dust and cat dander everywhere.

get bent, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

br 1 - ade langston
br 2 - crut1s
br 3 - don weiner
br 4 - and what
br 5 - ????

and what, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:09 (seventeen years ago)

xpost That is my kind of bookstore!

Sara R-C, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

james br5unt

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

i will run the local used bookstore, the sneeze -- so called because of all the dust and cat dander everywhere.

-- get bent, Monday, May 5, 2008 3:02 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i volunteer 2 b creepy guy who seemingly lives here & always has a tissue to his nose

deeznuts, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

man i want to party at the atl 5br all the time

max, Monday, 5 May 2008 05:49 (seventeen years ago)

if ilx was a town i would be a dude living in that town

max, Monday, 5 May 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

grady = larry dallas

chaki, Monday, 5 May 2008 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

who is mr. roper?

gershy, Monday, 5 May 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

dr morbs =
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5d/280px-Uncle_arthur.jpg

chaki, Monday, 5 May 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

i'd be the dorky guy working at the ice cream shop

latebloomer, Monday, 5 May 2008 09:15 (seventeen years ago)

Well... I'm a college flunk-out who works at the graveyard shift at a grocery store who never sees anyone and can never listen to records because everyone is always asleep...so I suppose in the town of ILX I'd qualify to be...the...OH DAMMIT

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 5 May 2008 09:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://suif.stanford.edu/~aimee/images/Map.gif

DavidM, Monday, 5 May 2008 10:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/murak7_1.jpg

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 5 May 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/howard3b-1.jpg

get bent, Monday, 5 May 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

I wd like to live and work in the sun plz.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

Also somwhr with no pubs kthxby.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.centerlb.org/images/QFilms/signage-lrg.jpg

ILX Gays: ♪♫ Meennnn ♪♫

elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 May 2008 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

which thread is the first post from?

sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

sooo the gay guys would be gay guys

jhøshea, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

uh yeah pretty much

elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, gay thread would be a gay bar called "the fife & drum" or something

elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

thats perfectly logical

jhøshea, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

rod's

max, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

manrod

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

No one has said yet how genius this is, so let me:

the map would be unstable and everyone would get lost and find each other.

Laurel, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

manhole

max, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/images/2007/12/12/dmb2_the_keep_on_the_borderlands.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

^^^wizard is hungry

mookieproof, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

If ILX was a town, it would be Lazy town:

http://www.theambassadors.com/common_graphics/productions/p3694_m1.jpg

Ed, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

re lazy town:

l-r: m. white, gabbneb, trayce, jon w., crutis, dan perry, abbott

get bent, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

lol gabbneb

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

If ILX was a town, I would have just gotten out of jail.

rev, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

You were unbanned on the Noise Board?

jaymc, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

I was unbanned from ILX.

rev, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

please unban J0rdan, Rev, and fake Esteban from 77

rev, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

i would also party at the brodome, since it has a kegerator

i think i would also just be a guy that lives in the town, sometimes

gbx, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

i would be the village pervo.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

i would be am the village pervo.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.turfgrasssod.org/trc/images/kids_playing.jpg
me, rev

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

^ tombot's lawn

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

uh

The Reverend, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

^rumpie's boyfriend's ball

estela, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

dan's free speakers

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

jergins and i would run the arts center/music venue, with forks on p.r.

tehresa, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Oh, you mean that other Ned...

(leaves stage to spend more time with his family)

― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, May 4, 2008 8:59 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ned/Ned 08

"He's one of them. And so is he."

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

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max otm

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