Terms for Sexy Acts or Sexy Bits That Are Entirely Non-Sexual in Other Contexts

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E.g.,

Slit
Gash
Hump
Balls
Come

libcrypt, Sunday, 4 May 2008 06:46 (seventeen years ago)

Cock
Trick
Suck

libcrypt, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.blacklibrary.com/images/books_large/taintofevil.jpg

Z S, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

Flange
Ass (for the americans)
Helmet
Rod
Jugs
Sausage
Crack
Wood
Stiff
Melons

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 5 May 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)

Wolfbag

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

penis
vagina
breast
anus

Bodrick III, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:58 (seventeen years ago)

Teabagging

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 May 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

Wiki brings teh love:
"In basketball a player is teabagged when the other player jumps over them or puts their balls in their face and dunks it."

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 May 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

lol at Taint of Evil

"It's insane, this guy's taint!"

kenan, Monday, 5 May 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

cruise
shrimp
fist

elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 May 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/henery_03.png

kenan, Monday, 5 May 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

(that's a chickenhawk, obv.)

kenan, Monday, 5 May 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

spew, spunk, jazz, jelly roll, chili dog, wang, diddle, finger, cum, nuts, creampie, bukkake, malakia

Oh no, there's too many!

From the wikipedia entry for malakas:

Alleged "barbarization" of the Greek language

Certain modern linguists assert that the Greek language is in danger, and that young people use very few words. One argument supporting the above claim is the common and repetitive use of certain words, which in a different context constitute a swear word, such as the word malakas.[8] Other scholars retort that there has been no credible scientific research proving this "linguistic poverty" (λεξιπενία) or even the role of slang words, including malakas. The word though is mainly considered to be used by uneducated, rude people and not by people who respect their friend or partner.[9]

rollerbeef, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)


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