Didn't you know I have a secret board? Welp, I do! Post here with why I should consider your attendance there and "we" might invite you.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18837.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 07:06 (seventeen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Caped_Participant.JPG/800px-Caped_Participant.JPG
http://site-images.ws/cust/71070/Maniac253.JPG
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 07:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/52171055.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=F6E491859AC9469BBA6DB2A579FD6106284831B75F48EF45
Looks like SOMEONE is gonna miss out!!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 07:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~dewar_s/Vader/Cape1.jpg
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1286/1386949301_25696fbada.jpg
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 07:11 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.pleasedancewithme.com/ytbPhotoThomasBobbieCape.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)
DID YOU KNOW: the KBP secret board does not have capes but it has a) the Aja/Dante penguins, b) Vladimir Putin and c) the terrifying secret behind frozen orange juice concentrate.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)
ALSO: Tuomas is not allowed to know the existence of this secret board.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)
Invite is a verb.
PS WHERE IS MINE
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)
http://futurefeedforward.com/dingot.jpg
― DG, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)
PLUS: we have nude photos of a popular female poster! You'll never guess who it is! Or maybe you will!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:24 (seventeen years ago)
orbit?
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
Uh, no.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)
esteban?
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)
Who he?
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)
oh POPULAR, sorry
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)
Hear that, AA? That is the sound of your invite being ripped up, MATE.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)
Huh, weird.
So should I care? <--(swell non-threating tone)
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:34 (seventeen years ago)
Like is this board just dynamite?
Because if you're part of a SECRET BOARD, you far more important than the ILX plebs. If you're not, you are NOTHING.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)
Me far more important, hmmm. I may consider a plea. For now though, EATING.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
Fair enough.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)
oh noes don't rip up my verb
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)
next you will be tearing up my juggle
hook me up
― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)
plz
I don't know how to interpret that!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)
i already told you i got a bf
― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)
No cape jokes in 20 posts, wtf?
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)
(xpost) I wasn't thinking that (I was thinking you wanted a bag of gnarly weed from Old Man Raggett's farm) and that you thought I thought that now eliminates any chance you have of getting an invite!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)
you should be flattered i thought you thought i thought that
― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)
By the way, I didn't read that thread after I posted in it because I suddenly remembered that you do have a bf. Which is no excuse for you being a pothead or nuthin.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.geoffcapes.com/index/header.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)
drugs are bad
― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/HM36~Drugs-Are-Bad-Posters.jpg
i'm starting to doubt the existence of this 'secret board' of yours, kbp.
― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:04 (seventeen years ago)
the KBP secret board does not have capes
a siren call for posters of limited capability.
― estela, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)
estela is not invited because she'll overshadow everyone as usual!!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)
o o estie canna hava secrets bord invite plz plz plz !!!!!!!!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
i assume im autoinvited
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.united-states-map.org/florida/images/cape-canaveral-map.gif
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
I am interested in your secret board. What is it about and how many people are on it roughly? ILx is a bit overwhelming for me.
NO NO NO, do not send your requests via e-mail! Only requests for entry in this thread will be considered!!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:47 (seventeen years ago)
this isn't about that whiteboard in your kitchen is it phil
― electricsound, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)
For the record, our most popular threads are "Popular ILX Female Poster Naked - We Have Photos" (obv) and "oh man i saw the face of heath ledger burnt onto tha side of a grilled cheese am i haunted".
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:51 (seventeen years ago)
i want in
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)
We don't have a whiteboard and even my housemate's fridge broke down on Tuesday, even through I still have jergins' postcard from Montreal on it.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, you just want to know who we found in the nuddy.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:53 (seventeen years ago)
gangsta andy partridge poster of the millenium
― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:20 (seventeen years ago)
gangsta andy partridge is up in dat area representin tha xtc krew from tha easside swindon 4 life with oranges and lemons and biatches
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:41 (seventeen years ago)
good lord! look what fell off the turnip wagon
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)
So much for secret borads being rubbish. This one is awesome.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.sikhspectrum.com/042003/images/lamb.jpg
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 07:44 (seventeen years ago)
slightly crushed I haven't recieved an invite after demonstrating keenness and worth.
― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)
this thread does not work.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe thats because said secret board is about as existent as girls who have pyjama tickle parties in their dorms xpost
― Trayce, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
^jelus
― electricsound, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:25 (seventeen years ago)
Hey where is my invite! I only took you to the city's classiest restaurant and entertainment venue!
― S-, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
I haven't gotten an invite either.
Guess I'll just have to stick with 77 and Happy Robots.
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
That's a shame. Pato, get me some friends.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)
no interest evar
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
Didn't you know I have a secret board? Welp, I do!
tru confessions: as a 14 year old BBS user i used the phrase "welp" quite often ps don't invite me
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)
Sign me up!
― gduke, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)
ps don't invite me
invited
welcome aboard
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 15 May 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, and I can say that the KBP Secret Board is about 1000000000x better, funnier, wittier and sexier than 77.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)
The whittlings of witlings, eh?
― Aimless, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)
lol aa doesnt even know where the secret borads live
http://i26.tinypic.com/2lldrvp.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)
Ow, that Firefox toolbar is giving me a headache.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)
Alphabet soup, it is!
― Abbott, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
It looks like a handy cheat sheet for baffling internet-based acronyms
― badg, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)
o im sure you guys can figure most of them out
― jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)
i want a link to secret link site info
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)
I want in!
― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 May 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)
GGW = Girls Gone Wild
― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 May 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)
yeah that's what it is in mine (my toolbar looks like jhoshea's only ILX and GGW are switched)
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)
The KBP Secret Board!! is crap, now give me my invite.
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)
You forgot to say PLEASE.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:20 (seventeen years ago)
good thing you have your secret board since you were banned from 1p3 http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/26/2008/02/01/320x240/phunky.JPG
― chaki, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:23 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, well, the 1p3rs are going to greater things now! (This excludes YOU.)
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:26 (seventeen years ago)
I was bout to ask how the fuck this thread stayed alive and then realized it was on ILE
I don't even have the words. Roll on, Pato, roll on.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)
plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
request invite asap
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)
Savannah Smiles
― buzza, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)
no thx
― shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:24 (thirteen years ago)
ilkbp.jpg
― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:25 (thirteen years ago)
sorry .gif
post here to get an invite to the KBP Secret Broad
― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/XXJGO.jpg
― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)
^ his seel
― Philsatawny Punx (S-), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 07:28 (thirteen years ago)
FYI guys the current exchange rate is 3 Oink invites for every 1 Secret Board invite.
― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago)
have you softened your stance re me.
― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:28 (thirteen years ago)
Yes, but only if you are willing to assist the Secret Board in a deconstruction of the newest classic of literature, "Fifty Shades of Grey".
― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3tcsqcIEUpM&v=3tcsqcIEUpM&gl=AU
― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 09:46 (thirteen years ago)
is this the 77 board people talk about?
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 09:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=3tcsqcIEUpM&nomobile=1
― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 10:06 (thirteen years ago)
Thinking back on it, it should have been called "Aussie Moles to Mademoiselles".
― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)