Post here to get an invite to the KBP Secret Board!!

DID YOU KNOW: the KBP secret board does not have capes but it has a) the Aja/Dante penguins, b) Vladimir Putin and c) the terrifying secret behind frozen orange juice concentrate.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO: Tuomas is not allowed to know the existence of this secret board.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

Invite is a verb.

PS WHERE IS MINE

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://futurefeedforward.com/dingot.jpg

― DG, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

PLUS: we have nude photos of a popular female poster! You'll never guess who it is! Or maybe you will!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

orbit?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, no.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

esteban?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Who he?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh POPULAR, sorry

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

Hear that, AA? That is the sound of your invite being ripped up, MATE.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, weird.

So should I care? <--(swell non-threating tone)

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

Like is this board just dynamite?

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

Because if you're part of a SECRET BOARD, you far more important than the ILX plebs. If you're not, you are NOTHING.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

Me far more important, hmmm. I may consider a plea. For now though, EATING.

― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Fair enough.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes don't rip up my verb

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

next you will be tearing up my juggle

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

hook me up

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

plz

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know how to interpret that!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

i already told you i got a bf

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

No cape jokes in 20 posts, wtf?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) I wasn't thinking that (I was thinking you wanted a bag of gnarly weed from Old Man Raggett's farm) and that you thought I thought that now eliminates any chance you have of getting an invite!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

you should be flattered i thought you thought i thought that

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, I didn't read that thread after I posted in it because I suddenly remembered that you do have a bf. Which is no excuse for you being a pothead or nuthin.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geoffcapes.com/index/header.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

drugs are bad

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/HM36~Drugs-Are-Bad-Posters.jpg

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm starting to doubt the existence of this 'secret board' of yours, kbp.

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

the KBP secret board does not have capes

a siren call for posters of limited capability.

― estela, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

estela is not invited because she'll overshadow everyone as usual!!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

o o estie canna hava secrets bord invite plz plz plz !!!!!!!!

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

i assume im autoinvited

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.united-states-map.org/florida/images/cape-canaveral-map.gif

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I am interested in your secret board. What is it about and how many people are on it roughly? ILx is a bit overwhelming for me.

NO NO NO, do not send your requests via e-mail! Only requests for entry in this thread will be considered!!

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

this isn't about that whiteboard in your kitchen is it phil

― electricsound, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

For the record, our most popular threads are "Popular ILX Female Poster Naked - We Have Photos" (obv) and "oh man i saw the face of heath ledger burnt onto tha side of a grilled cheese am i haunted".

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

i want in

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

this isn't about that whiteboard in your kitchen is it phil

We don't have a whiteboard and even my housemate's fridge broke down on Tuesday, even through I still have jergins' postcard from Montreal on it.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

i want in

Oh, you just want to know who we found in the nuddy.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 May 2008 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

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gangsta andy partridge poster of the millenium

― max, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

gangsta andy partridge is up in dat area representin tha xtc krew from tha easside swindon 4 life with oranges and lemons and biatches

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 10 May 2008 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

good lord! look what fell off the turnip wagon

― Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

So much for secret borads being rubbish. This one is awesome.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 07:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sikhspectrum.com/042003/images/lamb.jpg

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

slightly crushed I haven't recieved an invite after demonstrating keenness and worth.

― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

this thread does not work.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe thats because said secret board is about as existent as girls who have pyjama tickle parties in their dorms xpost

― Trayce, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

^jelus

― electricsound, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

Hey where is my invite! I only took you to the city's classiest restaurant and entertainment venue!

― S-, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't gotten an invite either.

Guess I'll just have to stick with 77 and Happy Robots.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

That's a shame. Pato, get me some friends.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

no interest evar

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't you know I have a secret board? Welp, I do!

tru confessions: as a 14 year old BBS user i used the phrase "welp" quite often
ps don't invite me

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

Sign me up!

― gduke, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

ps don't invite me

invited

welcome aboard

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 15 May 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and I can say that the KBP Secret Board is about 1000000000x better, funnier, wittier and sexier than 77.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

The whittlings of witlings, eh?

― Aimless, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

lol aa doesnt even know where the secret borads live

http://i26.tinypic.com/2lldrvp.jpg

― jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ow, that Firefox toolbar is giving me a headache.

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

Alphabet soup, it is!

― Abbott, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

It looks like a handy cheat sheet for baffling internet-based acronyms

― badg, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

o im sure you guys can figure most of them out

― jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

i want a link to secret link site info

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 May 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

I want in!

― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 May 2008 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

GGW = Girls Gone Wild

― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 May 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's what it is in mine (my toolbar looks like jhoshea's only ILX and GGW are switched)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

The KBP Secret Board!! is crap, now give me my invite.

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

You forgot to say PLEASE.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

good thing you have your secret board since you were banned from 1p3
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/26/2008/02/01/320x240/phunky.JPG

― chaki, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, well, the 1p3rs are going to greater things now! (This excludes YOU.)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

I was bout to ask how the fuck this thread stayed alive and then realized it was on ILE

I don't even have the words. Roll on, Pato, roll on.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

request invite asap

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

Savannah Smiles

― buzza, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:22 (fourteen years ago)

no thx

― shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

ilkbp.jpg

― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:25 (fourteen years ago)

sorry .gif

― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:25 (fourteen years ago)

post here to get an invite to the KBP Secret Broad

― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XXJGO.jpg

― derek and cliiv (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

^ his seel

― Philsatawny Punx (S-), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 07:28 (fourteen years ago)

FYI guys the current exchange rate is 3 Oink invites for every 1 Secret Board invite.

― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:18 (fourteen years ago)

have you softened your stance re me.

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, but only if you are willing to assist the Secret Board in a deconstruction of the newest classic of literature, "Fifty Shades of Grey".

― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3tcsqcIEUpM&v=3tcsqcIEUpM&gl=AU

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

is this the 77 board people talk about?

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=3tcsqcIEUpM&nomobile=1

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

Thinking back on it, it should have been called "Aussie Moles to Mademoiselles".

― Beamer, Benz, or Škoda (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

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