Can someone list some quotations by Jesus which contradict each other or repesent inconsistencies in his teaching?
― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:29 (seventeen years ago)
"Suffer the little children to come unto me" Luke 18:16
"Get off my dick and tell yo bitch to come here" Matthew 7:21
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
there are no inconsistencies in the bible and to say there are completely goes against the word of the bible
― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
"Fuck a Samaritan" Luke 17:9
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
"While you in hell throwin' tantrums I'll be lampin' in a mansion somewhere out in the Hamptons Givin' some pretty ass bitch a spankin'" Mark 4:35
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)
he was always kind of vague about whether you should follow the 10 classic commandments or whether you just needed the updated set of two.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)
2 Commandments was more to the point of "GUYS you're WAY overthinking these rules, let me break it down for you"
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)
that is, the 2 "greatest" commandments are a distillation of the traditional 10
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)
There's the point where He wants to heal all the lepers and then try to escape from all the lepers.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)
i'm looking for contradictions of any kind, even if they can be interpreted as 'paradox' or theological niceities, but just plain irrational offensive nonesense, eg god's mercy vs the torments of hell, is good too. obviously translation variances are taken for granted, but contradictions within king james are welcome. i want to do this reading for myself but i don't have the time right now.
― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)
elmo i know that! it's a thin line he has to walk.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
FH: check out christopher hitchens's "god is not great" -- he lists a few.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
"too many cooks spoil the soup"
vs.
"the more the merrier"
― max, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)