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Poll Results
Option | Votes |
Gee, Officer Krupke, Krup you! | 9 |
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! | 7 |
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. | 4 |
I'm only anti-work. | 2 |
My grandma pushes tea. | 2 |
Hey, I got a social disease! | 2 |
Our fathers all are drunks. | 1 |
I'm no good! | 1 |
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed. | 1 |
With all their marijuana, | 1 |
They won't give me a puff. | 1 |
We're disturbed, we're disturbed, | 1 |
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! | 1 |
Which means like be a schumck. | 1 |
He's psychologic'ly disturbed! | 1 |
My ma's an S.O.B. | 1 |
The trouble is he drinks. | 1 |
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease. | 1 |
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. | 1 |
Krupke, we got troubles of our own! | 1 |
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! | 1 |
I am sick! | 0 |
We are sick, we are sick, | 0 |
We are sick, sick, sick, | 0 |
Like we're sociologically sick! | 0 |
Like be a soda jerker, | 0 |
In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! | 0 |
So take him to a social worker! | 0 |
They say go earn a buck. | 0 |
Dear kindly social worker, | 0 |
It's not I'm anti-social, | 0 |
Gee, Officer Krupke, | 0 |
We're down on our knees, | 0 |
Officer Krupke, you've done it again. | 0 |
Gee, Officer Krupke, | 0 |
The trouble is he's grown. | 0 |
The trouble is he's growing. | 0 |
The trouble is he stinks. | 0 |
The trouble is he's lazy. | 0 |
The trouble is he's crazy. | 0 |
Like the best of us is no damn good! | 0 |
We're no earthly good, | 0 |
We're no good, we're no good! | 0 |
Deep down inside him, he's no good! | 0 |
It ain't just a question of misunderstood; | 0 |
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. | 0 |
What are we to do? | 0 |
And sociologic'ly he's sick! | 0 |
Lemme tell it to the world! | 0 |
That's a touchin' good story. | 0 |
Like inside, the worst of us is good! | 0 |
There is untapped good! | 0 |
There is good, there is good, | 0 |
There is good! | 0 |
Deep down inside us there is good! | 0 |
We're misunderstood. | 0 |
We ain't no delinquents, | 0 |
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. | 0 |
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; | 0 |
Our mothers all are junkies, | 0 |
That gets us out of hand. | 0 |
It's just our bringin' up-ke | 0 |
You gotta understand, | 0 |
Just tell it to the judge. | 0 |
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, | 0 |
My parents treat me rough. | 0 |
Society's played him a terrible trick, | 0 |
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob. | 0 |
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! | 0 |
My brother wears a dress. | 0 |
My sister wears a mustache, | 0 |
My grandpa's always plastered, | 0 |
My father is a bastard, | 0 |
In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. | 0 |
We're the most disturbed, | 0 |
I'm disturbed! | 0 |
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed. | 0 |
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! | 0 |
Officer Krupke, you're really a square; | 0 |
But somehow I was had. | 0 |
They didn't wanna have me, | 0 |
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, | 0 |
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
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