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Gee, Officer Krupke

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Gee, Officer Krupke, Krup you!9
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! 7
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. 4
I'm only anti-work. 2
My grandma pushes tea. 2
Hey, I got a social disease! 2
Our fathers all are drunks. 1
I'm no good! 1
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed. 1
With all their marijuana, 1
They won't give me a puff. 1
We're disturbed, we're disturbed, 1
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! 1
Which means like be a schumck. 1
He's psychologic'ly disturbed! 1
My ma's an S.O.B. 1
The trouble is he drinks. 1
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease. 1
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. 1
Krupke, we got troubles of our own! 1
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! 1
I am sick! 0
We are sick, we are sick, 0
We are sick, sick, sick, 0
Like we're sociologically sick! 0
Like be a soda jerker, 0
In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! 0
So take him to a social worker! 0
They say go earn a buck. 0
Dear kindly social worker, 0
It's not I'm anti-social, 0
Gee, Officer Krupke, 0
We're down on our knees, 0
Officer Krupke, you've done it again. 0
Gee, Officer Krupke, 0
The trouble is he's grown. 0
The trouble is he's growing. 0
The trouble is he stinks. 0
The trouble is he's lazy. 0
The trouble is he's crazy. 0
Like the best of us is no damn good! 0
We're no earthly good, 0
We're no good, we're no good! 0
Deep down inside him, he's no good! 0
It ain't just a question of misunderstood; 0
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. 0
What are we to do? 0
And sociologic'ly he's sick! 0
Lemme tell it to the world! 0
That's a touchin' good story. 0
Like inside, the worst of us is good! 0
There is untapped good! 0
There is good, there is good, 0
There is good! 0
Deep down inside us there is good! 0
We're misunderstood. 0
We ain't no delinquents, 0
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. 0
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; 0
Our mothers all are junkies, 0
That gets us out of hand. 0
It's just our bringin' up-ke 0
You gotta understand, 0
Just tell it to the judge. 0
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, 0
My parents treat me rough. 0
Society's played him a terrible trick, 0
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob. 0
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! 0
My brother wears a dress. 0
My sister wears a mustache, 0
My grandpa's always plastered, 0
My father is a bastard, 0
In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. 0
We're the most disturbed, 0
I'm disturbed! 0
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed. 0
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! 0
Officer Krupke, you're really a square; 0
But somehow I was had. 0
They didn't wanna have me, 0
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, 0


― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

too bad the movie hadda lose "bastard/plastered."

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

God it is impossible to choose here.

― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

great poll

― s1ocki, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

no one wants a fella with a social disease

― max, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

theres a version of this w/ the jerky boys and left eye

― max, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

grandma pushes tea

― Oilyrags, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

GlORRRRry!OSSSky! That's why I'm a jerk!

in a showdown with the beautiful final line.

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 May 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

The trouble is he drinks.

― Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2008 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

I voted "We're disturbed, we're disturbed" but it could have been anything.

Reminds me that I once heard the bass player Jay Leonhart sing a funny song about meeting Lenny Bernstein.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 10 May 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

I guess it's called "Me and Lenny." From his CD/DVD The Bass Lesson. Here is a similar song from the same DVD about Louie Bellson.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Saturday, 10 May 2008 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

going with "Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! "

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 10 May 2008 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, brilliant. I'm a big fan of 'leapin lizards'.

― chap, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I voted for "gloryoski" even before I scrolled down to read the answers.

― Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

The final, out of character, denoument.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE THIS SONG NO JOKE

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

split decision between "Hey, I got a social disease" and "my brother wears a dress"

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

so so good, this song

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

"my brother wears a dress" is my 5 year old daughter's favorite line, so I'm voting that way.

This song will always, always make me think of HI DERE.

And it is a fantastic song.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 22 May 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

I went "Krup you"

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Does anyone remember when MAGPIE went into the studio to record Yellow Dog recoding their version? You could send away for a copy of the single to Virgin Records. (hmm, how many bothered?)

― Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

recording, I mean, of course.

― Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

just me then, I guess.

― Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

tea-pushin' grandma ftw

― Matt, Thursday, 22 May 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I know, dude, I wish people still called it 'tea.' When I do, no one has any idea what I'm talking about.

― Abbott, Thursday, 22 May 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

People involved in memory-destroying drug culture having no sense of history shocker
xp to abbot

Really thought Gloryosky was gonna sweep this one.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

LOVE THIS SONG

― roxymuzak, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)


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