most unpleasant phrase you overheard this weekend

^^^would go to that

yeah man whats the problem with that

Where's your sense of adventure, doc!

"my pee-pee turned black and my balls LITERALLY turned blue"

OH SWEET JESUS

Wait, black urine or black cock?

Black cock. The husband of the host couple was describing the follow-on effects of an inconveniently-placed hemotoma. Pretty much ruined the dinner party.

Urgh, wish I hadn't read this.

Runner-up phrase/sentence: "It looks like one of those black-and-white cookies!"

http://gristmill.grist.org/images/user/867/BlackWhiteCookie.jpg

looks just like a penis, lol (ugh)

thanks for ruining black and white cookies forever dude.

thanks for ruining dinner forever

"i've just done a little vomit on the bed, it's all right"

pretty much any afterparty full of music-biz scumbags is something I don' wanna think about

otm

thanks for ruining black and white cookies forever dude.

This was also said.

Oh I thought it was an afterparty with everyone just jammin' to Alicia Keys.

Would top-tank Alicia Keys.

beer ice cream

...Dan, I'm still trying to figure out the context where that would even come up AS dinner conversation.

"So, how's your guys's balls today?"

1. Top Tank 14 up, 2 down

The act of defecating in the back tank of a toilet. The result is that whenever there is a flush, the bowl fills with tainted water.

Charming

...Dan, I'm still trying to figure out the context where that would even come up AS dinner conversation.

"So, how's your guys's balls today?"

TMI dude had an angioplasty last week the day before his wife's birthday; the dinner party was a belated birthday celebration for her. The topic came up because he developed the hemotoma after the procedure and some of us who visited him during his hospital stay asked him how he was doing.

...And then he told us.

There was a later conversation about men who have hangups about having sex with their pregnant wives where Mr. Zebra Cock asked me, "How would you feel if your face was behind a door and I was on the other side waving my black-and-white dick around right HERE?" while waving his hand in front of my face.

No one was drinking, I should point out.

I can't even figure out what that means.

1. Top Tank 14 up, 2 down

aka Upper Deck.

No one was drinking, I should point out.

That would have only ruined it.

market penetration potential.

usually that kinda thing excites me, b ut not til after project's done!

Tracer, what he meant was, "I don't want to poke by unborn kid in the head with my cock." When we pointed out the physiological reasons why that was a stupid concern, he responded with the statement I quoted.

The wife of this couple was in our wedding party and J and I did a duet at theirs.

define "duet" plz.

i'm with morbius

"When I Fall In Love" by Celine Dion and Clive Griffen, potty-brain.