My new favorite evangelical

First thought: "Scott Ian?"
Next thought: "Abe Lincoln?"

Ex-skinhead.

wtf

shongongongongong

we are the wildfire generation!

oing oing oing

I'm impressed.

everything is playdoh

get wacked stay wacked never go back

oing oing oing

John Crowder was the MP for Finchley before Thatcher. Not this John Crowder obviously.

Get whacked.
Stay whacked.
Never go back.

i dunno ned he has already demonstrated the ability to be in multiple locations at once

oing oing oing

Funky track
Onna rack
Of a little green back.

I'm consistently stopped dead by his little chuckle.

Should have done more speaking in tongues.

He said that the world is "play-doh" (Plato), and then spoke about how the things of heaven are far more real than those of this world, which is a nice historico-philosophico-religiouso touch. Not that anything he said made a damned bit of contextual sense; I mean, I could so pull this off and the whole place would be ooh-ooh-ooh holding up their hands.

More excellent yoingage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdiy_CizzA&feature=related

Between this stuff and Stacy Campbell (forward to about the seven-minute mark to skip a long dull intro and get to the good stuff) I really feel like we're in a new great age of snake oil hucksterism

He's coming to Wales...
http://www.emergewales.com/

Oing For Me, Cardiff

TOKING THE GHOST OING OING OING *cough cough*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNkER27g0g

Warning: If you have A Religious spirit it may manifest itself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5YJPGaH_n0

omg these guys r so crazy

oing oing oing

Things That Make You Go "Oing"

this music is awzom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0BBssV2XM oing oing oing

ohmygod

Whats the betting that a couple of years down the line it turns out they were just really high?

srsly what the hell

http://www.thenewmystics.org

o jeez

the video of them in india is pretty funny cause that sort of wigged out religiosity is an everyday thing there - people prob just showed for the spectacle of crackers doing their thing

oing oing oing

http://www.sol.co.uk/almac/steevie/pics/beavis.gif

oing oing oign

Dan I think it can best be explained in three words, and for those three words, I refer you to my brother in the spirit, jhoshea - j?

oing oing øing

I knew it was coming, and yet I lol'd helplessly all the same

by way of saying "oing" I offer you this whose payoff takes a minute but is TOTALLY worth it

http://i31.tinypic.com/fwq51u.gif

oing oing oing

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This was the point where my eyes did that cartoon bugout thing THE FIRST TIME.

(The second time was when they opened the trunk.)

an open letter to these crazy evangelicals

dear crazy evangelicals,

if you like rolling around on the floor freaking out hugging each other up and feeling the love, you know what youd really love? drug orgies!

think abt it!

oing oing oing,
joe

A brief history of Christian teaching

67 A.D.- "For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age."
2008 A.D. - "Oing oing oing."

We're #1!

Not enough love for the comments on that YouTube clip:

ConceptofNiet (5 days ago) Show Hide

whaloolololollo
shoobie doobie,
hmmm, hallelujia

and if you get offended, get over it!

is there a neurological phenomenon common to both speaking in tongues and freestyle rapping??? serious question

ok, only half-serious

oing oing oing

i read oing oing too

oing oing oing
"Dead Man's Party"
Easter morning?

can't stop watching

3:05 "Lord, I want to do it your way. Lord, I want it to get done. Oing oing."

first video sounds like Bill Hicks doing his preacher impression

Yeah, there's definitely an element of doing an impression of someone stoned or drunk PLUS every preacher ever which gets a bit grating after a while. I think if I had to sit through an hour of this I'd be seeing visions.

bill hicks was one of the first things i thought of too!

This guy needs to go minister to the 13-year-old who hired hookers to play X-Box.

Whole lotta oingin goin on

this is just too much

this guy is basically every teenager who ever got a placebo "high" from smoking oregano

Between this stuff and Stacy Campbell (forward to about the seven-minute mark to skip a long dull intro and get to the good stuff) I really feel like we're in a new great age of snake oil hucksterism

wau, the nine-minute or so mark of that one really "brings it"

LIVING STONES

wow

you guys do realize that one of the musicians in that clip is a dude from Korn

this guy is a total bro

this guy is basically every teenager who ever got a placebo "high" from smoking oregano

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, May 12, 2008 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol and otm

oing oing oing

Curt1s otm.

HAHAHA @ 2:59 of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNi_zQSmgTo&feature=related

wait. wait, wait, wait, wait. he just said something about "god is dumpin' out the glory shoobie-boobie juice"

that coming five seconds off the tail of one of an "oing-oing-oing"

maybe the finest oing of them all: 2:03 of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdiy_CizzA&feature=related

Let's poke fun at Noam Chomsky now.Almost as easy as these twerps.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

xposts

Also, apologies, aaron. I didn't see your time-reference on the prior clip. I hope I didn't give away the glory, so to speak!

stick with it: Whoa!

Awesome. How do you come across this stuff?

Dunno if this nyt article has been discussed here, but it's pretty "whoa" and chock-full of completely insane and disturbing quotes.

hahahahahahaha o lord

oh shit thanks for linking to that. i meant to finish it when it came out but totally forgot.

Drunken Pastor!

sorry it's the clip from the initial post, i thought i had discovered a new one

I like Ciflo Dollar as far as megachurch dudes go.

This guy (not joking):

http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/10/29/Megachurch_Pastor_Jim_Swilley_Comes_Out/