Agyness Deyn

In before "No it is you who should go away" zing.

In before "I saw her on Jonathan Ross and she seems like a nice girl".

In before "I've met her and she is really nice".

"We’ve got three or four songs," Deyn says of her new beat trio. “We wrote a really cool song at Coachella actually, which was exciting. It’s called ‘Hotel’.
"We wrote another one called ‘Yellow Tights’. It sounds like The Vaselines, The Moldy Peaches, maybe a bit like Animal Collective,"

In before "Fat dude annoyed by people more fashionable and prettier than him" zing.

Do you plan on getting a job anytime soon, Paul?

none of those are zings, at best they are hasty retorts.

Agyness Deyn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Agyness Deyn (born Laura Hollins [1] on 16 February 1983 [2]) is an English model. In 2008, Deyn was hailed as "the fashion industry's next great ...

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Managing Derby is a job.

Why is she called Agyness Deyn?

She chose her (stupid fake) name via numerology, I believe. Apparently sounding like a Greek brand of drain cleaner is lucky.

Laura Hollins = nice name
Agyness Deyn = sorry, didn't quite catch that, love

I've never heard of her.

I like her jumper:

http://fashionista.com/images/00020m0.jpg

Agyness = gayness.

gayness morelike gaymess

is this some sort of "how to be googlable" like how Linkin Park had to do their name and that?

how do you even pronounce that? ay-gee-ness deign?

Agyness Deyn = Deny Gayness

... a question that could be posed to the fashion industry as a whole

http://img171.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jeremyscott06ku8.jpg
Here's a picture of Miss Deyn seemingly at the album launch party for "Seven and the Ragged Tiger"

She looks like the ultimate "Face" magazine covergirl of 1983.

are you giving up posting pics for lent?

.. oh I see, pic is massive.

You got it.

Blonde beanpoles with pipe cleaners for legs never go out of fashion

http://www.velvetskies.com/photos/liverpool-anderlecht-crouch.jpg

Unarguably:

http://www.whitealice.net/history/alicew.jpg

Ney Gassy Ned

She reminds me of this guy in sixth form who had a "Sickboy" haircut.

xxxp
Pretty sure Deyn has more chance of starting next season at Liverpool, tbh

This seems like the sort of thread started solely so someone can bump it when the cocaine/vice girl/Nazi orgy/Paul Jewell scandal breaks in two years time.

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en_uk/images/logo.gif

Although I have no idea how much bollocks is talked about her on the net anyway, dunno how high the ranking is going to be.

I'd be more worried about the Paul Jewell Googlers myself.

Results 1 - 10 of about 25,400 for bodrick iii. (1.04 seconds)

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Results 1 - 10 of about 25,400 for bodrick iii. (1.04 seconds)

-- DG, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:28

Extra points if you can find a pic of me.

"She looks like the ultimate "Face" magazine covergirl of 1983."

so so true.

Ah, but in 1983 it was still a music magazine!
http://i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/eb/0a/489f_1.JPG

oops, spilled it.

Extra points if you can find a pic of me.

-- Bodrick III, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:30 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I'd be more worried about the Paul Jewell Googlers myself.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:27 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

This forum already contains the phrase "Watch me Paul Jewell dat ho", I don't think we can go any lower than that.

Promoted video on youtube. Promoted by "The Telegraph" WTF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWifDiwWb4&feature=dir

She can't really be that stupid? Really?

this just dropped in a few minutes ago.

i had deleted it by default - but then saw this thread :

"AGYNESS DISHES THE DIRT ON FESTIVAL FASHION

Voted Tatler’s best dressed fashionista, renowned for her wacky, irreverent look, and now a bone fide rock star after collaborating with Five O’ Clock Heroes on their single ‘Who’, model Agyness Deyn is the perfect person to pass on style tips. Chatting to ITV.com/music, she shared her secrets on staying stylish at festivals, and revealed whose celebrity look she admires the most.

Of her top 5 festival essentials, according to Agyness it’s all about the accessories and of course, lashings of red lippy;

“I always take a good pair of wellies with me, always take a really big kaftan raincoat. I just got this new Chanel Union Jack bag that’s a bit chic but it’s British, kinda cool and goes over so you’ve got your hands free. Always a pair of Ray Bans, I love Ray Bans and maybe a red lipstick so you can transfer your outfit from day to evening by whacking on some lipstick. Even though you’re a little bit muddy it will still be a bit chic”.

Agyness awards fashionista brownie points to her favourite style mavens praising everyone from the eclectic Mighty Boosh to Dita von Teese’s glamorous pinup chic:

“Mighty Boosh are always looking amazing, kinda mis-matched, a bit eclectic, kind of very rock ‘n’ roll-y, scarves round their head- a bit Pirates of the Caribbean”

“Ian Brown, very Manchester, you know, with his raincoat on.”

“Sophie Ellis Bextor always looks amazing”

“Dita von Teese - I saw her at Coachella and she had the most amazing outfit, she always looks really cute.

“Har Mar Superstar - Usually he just has shorts on with his top off, crazy hair and big sunglasses”.

If you run this story, or any of the quotes above, please credit the following link: www.itv.com/Music
"

re that clip : dear god.

“Mighty Boosh are always looking amazing, kinda mis-matched, a bit eclectic, kind of very rock ‘n’ roll-y, scarves round their head- a bit Pirates of the Caribbean”

can't add to this.

On tenterhooks waiting for her opinions on steampunk

At first, I thought that "If you run this story, .." was also a quote....

So basically, her style tip = wear red lipstick, and everyone looks amazing...

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At first, I thought that "If you run this story, .." was also a quote....

I thought it was a threat

holy shit at the video. wonder if jamie reid has seen it.

“Mighty Boosh are always looking amazing, kinda mis-matched, a bit eclectic, kind of very rock ‘n’ roll-y, scarves round their head- a bit Pirates of the Caribbean”

“Ian Brown, very Manchester, you know, with his raincoat on.”

“Sophie Ellis Bextor always looks amazing”

“Dita von Teese - I saw her at Coachella and she had the most amazing outfit, she always looks really cute.

“Har Mar Superstar - Usually he just has shorts on with his top off, crazy hair and big sunglasses”.

^^^poll

see you and raise you, MC.

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Lallen has an iconic haircut?

oh i know where this is going

http://www.celebcrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lily-allen-spx-007237.jpg

^^ this feels more prevalent since she's beeen around but gissing it, she has not always had this going on so yeah, maybe not.

Not a fan of the fringe at any time really but oh yeah that one. I don't think anyone really considers that The Lily Allen Haircut though.

No. She's cute though. I really like Lily Allen.

I'm saving my "I just don't get it, please just go away now" for Lily Cole.

I reserved my hatred for the other, Lily Cole. Freak.

There are about five fashion people besides Agyness Deyn who rock that Carnaby Street Edie Sedgwick thing so the look is bigger than her, but the clone-clones are her fault. Considering the questions Cintra gave her (if she really did ask them verbatim as suggested) I am not surprised Agy's responses were vague. To get anything out of a model in interview, TRUST ME, you can't hit them with questions that sound like you're a wannabe semiotician. Ten years ago I almost put CW in a book I did but her submission for it was a bit meh and overwrought, so DENIED. This piece isn't much better. I've met AD a couple of times at dinners and suchlike and what marks her out is a complete lack of an attitude problem, plus she is a self-improver type. I'd rather see her do well than someone who behaves like Kate Moss.

Wait, they're blaming that haircut on her? FUnny, coz all the teenagers I know copped it off Laura Marling or Kate Moross.

"farmer tan"?! heh, you can take the boy out of owatonna...

In New York they are blaming it on her. Kate Moross isn't blonde but her look is pretty Agyness-like; the one I'm thinking of is H4nn4 Hanr4, who is definitely a budget tomboy Edie in the same way.

I like AD very much and wish her well.

This is the thing: she's just a chilled-out, nice person. Anything else said about her is pure projection, but that's kind of the point of her job.

yes but do her eyes really look like electric blue sno-cones or back-lit cough drops?

i mean, yeesh, that writing

Kate Moross isn't blonde?

http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/images/kate-moross.jpg

She was the last time I saw her.

Worked w/Kate Moross on a magazine proj and she was not always a blonde, used to do that SuperSuper/cholo girl/Cassetteplaya look.

AD's eyes are pretty vivid. My own YEESH at this piece wasn't just about the style of writing but the very poor prioritizing and research LOL NY Times; if CW knew a damned thing about AD's London she wouldn't be wondering about her aspirations.

I was on a shoot on Tuesday for work and photog/beauty folks etc were all like 'the kind of girl who models is changing' because fewer airheads. The models on the set were all around 19 and each of them had some useful form of intelligence.

BTW Nath you'll never get shot of Lily Cole, she's basically an avatar stand-in for one of the world's most powerful fashion editors, who also used to be a red-headed model.

im sure deyn isnt a rocket scientist but transcribing all of her pauses and "likes" and uptalks is kind of a dirty trick to make her sound dumber imo

Aaah, the editor in chief of Harpers? Christ, I can't come up with her name but I can picture in my head who you mean.

No, Nath, it's this lady:

http://www.fashionologie.com/files/ons/166/1668379/32_2008/grace.larger.jpg

Back to Agy: 'brunch out' was the low for me. Agy's voice is soft, but she has a very pronounced Lancashire accent straight out of a '60s kitchen sink film, and 'brunch' is not the way branch sounds in that neck of the woods. Based on what I do for a living and my knowledge of both parties, it seems like Cintra wanted Agy's feminist or intellectual bona fides straight away and got hit with a wall of WTF, then pouted in print. If you're interviewing anyone, that stuff comes later, when your subject is more relaxed or is pretty sure you're not there to stitch them up. All the folderol about changing her name is silly; for a start it's a play on Lamb of God (Agnus Dei) - before her parents split, family was devoutly Catholic.

^^her pseudonym bothered me much less once i realised the agnus dei connection - which i also realised had been a real tip-of-the-tongue thing anyway.

deyn seems like a nice girl but i can't stand her personal style, not at all. she looks vaguely derelict most of the time. lily cole looks so weird that i can't hate. i wish jourdan dunn was of their stature, she's so gorgeous - suzy, tell us insider gossip about her!

No, Nath, it's this lady:

Rebekah Wade?

Lex, check your phone for pics of what happened Tuesday. Agy's name is also an anagram of DENY GAYNESS.

MDC, it's the 2nd in command at US Vogue, a woman so powerful our own magazine ran her musings and doodles of her kitty cats as a feature. 0_o

BTW Rebekah Wade couldn't get a job modeling for the SCREWFIX catalogue.

Grace Coddington or something, right?

Yup. Her as model, BITD:

[img]http://www.fishup.ru/files/db/94/31/lg_5112921_Grace_Coddington_in_a_Nina_Ric.JPG?v=1[img]

WNS

Me neither, maybe it's why she has 10000 cats.

to smash her?!

LOL max! I am not that way inclined. PSYCH.

bazaar cover/story this month. this michael jackson thing is worse than when they made tyra into michelle obama. ughhhhh

please tell me they haven't made agyness deyn into michael jackson

well, no, they haven't. but they sure as hell tried.

fuck

http://s3.amazonaws.com/popvine/00f0a_agyness-deyn-1-300x400.jpg
http://i29.tinypic.com/rli3gp.jpg

http://16.media.tumblr.com/57QK9SvrIr1xrxk3larygOODo1_500.jpg

dirty deynana

it's weird. in the 1st pic, she looks like someone else (not michael jackson, some other cute blond), and in the last, she looks like rebecca romijn.

i can't believe this is the cover of their 'fall fashion' issue. someone needs to review the definition of "fashion" maybe?

ugggggh

such a media whore and basically no prettier or less pretty than a million girls you see in shoreditch every day

I am v. glad my subscription to Harper's is free.

me too!

Shoreditch must mean something special in this context. Beauty is often particular to place. I think her beauty is conceptual, like that of Linda Evangelista, who did remarkable campaigns for Barneys back in the day.

she's just a face for how millions of people all over the world look, a conservative one at that. it's weird how famous she can be by being a touchstone like that.

thank god we have u to see thru the emperors clothes

or the king of pop's clothes, as it were

as it were indeed

haha shut up max, I'm not claiming to be dropping any science on this...

hahahaha at least the person dressed up in our MJ tribute this month is a black American (she did it because the shoot was the day of the memorial, LOL models). I'd have thought most September fashion mags would be full of this stuff due to the magic of lead times.

The Tyra/Michelle O 'tribute' must be to spoil the next US Vogue cover.

http://daylife.sky.com/imageserve/0bnQ8qg9kY4y3/340x.jpg

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 17: Agyness Deyn and Henry Holland attend the celebrity start of the 2011 Virgin London Marathon at Blackheath on April 17, 2011 in London, England.

lol 2008

lol britain 2008 tbh

http://www.tribune.ie/archive/article/2008/mar/16/agyness-deyn-the-face-of-a-generation/