"watermelons"

i always heard this about martian teens who start hanging round the rez

"what do we call those space aliens who came to the sweat lodge last night?"

Yeah, I've been hearing that for at least a decade.

Red? What is the red?

http://superfundraiser.com/images/foto-kermit-thanksgiving.jpg

red=commie

http://www.usdreams.com/photos%20only%20achievers/ButtonsRP22KS.jpg

Has anyone met any cougar watermelons?

cheryl in curb your enthusiasm

I thought this was gonna be about actual, delicious watermelon. which, at least in NC, is now starting to come into season. I unexpectedly stumbled upon some people giving away free watermelon yesterday while I was stoned; that was a pretty good afternoon.

watermelon cougar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l05XkYQvHnw

i like how the pizza box gives the location away

wait wtf bernard? I'm in nc and the melons at the store are nowhere near ready yet plus they're all from FL, where are you getting good fresh watermelon

nb watermelon is my favorite fruit by a great measure and I get pretty irrational when actual delicious watermelon is the subject

Aw, me too. I hate to say it but you broke my heart a little Johnb Db.

Stoned watermelon afternoon sounds like perfect afternoon.

wait wtf bernard? I'm in nc and the melons at the store are nowhere near ready yet plus they're all from FL, where are you getting good fresh watermelon

nb watermelon is my favorite fruit by a great measure and I get pretty irrational when actual delicious watermelon is the subject

-- J0hn D., Friday, May 16, 2008 2:15 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

of course, all of this is a moot point once July rolls around and Cook-Out busts out the watermelon shakes.

oh man

this is getting me very excited for that delicious communist watermelon

I don't know about you guys but here is my recipe for how to enjoy a watermelon:
1) refrigerate the fuck out of that watermelon 2) cut watermelon in half 3) eat 1/2 watermelon with spoon, place other half back in fridge 4) experience bliss

I knew this was used for like a faction of the German Green Party but didn't know it was used in America.

I feel a little sad inside that watermelons could be someone's favourite fruit.

Appetites are not matter for disputation.

For a while the only food I planned to serve at my wedding was watermelons.

And milk for beverages.

(Wld put lactaid out for the people who needed it.)

wait 'til I start my apples vs. oranges poll, there'll be tears in ilxorland

hint: it ain't apples

actually sometimes cantalopes are my favorite fruit, I cannot front. but basically

melons > citrus > berries > apples, which is no disrespect to a good apple > grapes > guavas > mangoes (tho mango defenders will wax very poetic about the subtle perfume etc) > other fruits

When I was 14 I worked on this farm and we grew these little, completely truly seedless yellow watermelons; every day I OOPS dropped one and it would get a big crack in it and I would have to eat it. The most delicious produce of all time. Near the end of the summer my boss finally said "you don't have to pretend like this, you can just go ahead and eat one if you want".

J0hn D. has lost it now -- though his overall exaltation of melons is sound, honeydew >>>>>>>> cantaloupe.

I had a really good banana the other day and realized that they don't get enough credit for sheer edibility. sure, the peel's occasionally troublesome, but once that's out of the way you can wolf down the whole thing in a few seconds. what other food could you consume a similar volume of in that short time, with that little effort?

I am a very weird person because I seem to be the only person in the universe who thinks watermelon is completely horrible.

Pls not to hate me :(

Also my bf cant eat watermelon, it makes his mouth puff up like AngJolie after a bad botox job.

wait 'til I start my apples vs. oranges poll, there'll be tears in ilxorland

-- J0hn D., Thursday, May 15, 2008 10:31 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hint: it ain't apples

-- J0hn D., Thursday, May 15, 2008 10:31 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is otm.

oh wait mangoes are at the bottom of your fruit hierarchy wtf?

i like j0hn d's watermelon method, but i usually add some salt too. so good

I don't much like watermelons, but not quite to Trayce levels. They're mushy and sugary and there's no real tartness or texture to offset that, plus they have annoying seeds.

melons > citrus > berries > apples

so basically, sugar content

NTTAWWT

no one even knows what that means

HHHHAWWWT

NOEKWTM?

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i always heard this about martian teens who start hanging round the rez

-- and what, Thursday, May 15, 2008 11:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol

J0hn D. has lost it now -- though his overall exaltation of melons is sound, honeydew >>>>>>>> cantaloupe.

one important criterion in the fruit olympics is "can I eat ungodly amounts of it at one sitting?" with a honeydew you max out at about one honeydew. with a cantaloupe you can eat at least five before you begin to feel sick, ergo, cataloupe wins

also and this is actually important you can make an incredible agua fresca with cantaloupe, absolutely the best thing on a hot day except for Indian lemon-ginger drink

charantais is the best melon and anyone who thinks otherwise is certifiable. J0hn D's criteria are sound though. I can eat huge ammounts of charantais.

> with a cantaloupe you can eat at least five before you begin to feel sick

Five cantaloupes?!?? What size cantaloupes are we talking here, because I thought I could eat a lot (lolfattey) but that sounds like insanity to me.

i'm completely fuxored in the head cause i thght this was gonna be about TITS.

GIGANTIC TITS.

I think I need a headcheck.

Nath: IT IS

Hey John, have you tried honeydew melon sprinkled with a little ground ginger? Sweetness of the melon and the sharpness of the ginger compliment each other nicely.

I had a delicious and beautiful-in-its-appearance black diamond watermelon last week minutes after learning that such a thing existed.

Once you go black, you never go back.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2s8i9lx.jpg

I suggest we all meet in Chapel Hill and have a Melon Party before the interweb makes that something gross.

Early 90s backpack rap group that never was (I think)

Melon Ballaz

Commies growing huge melons (not what you're thinking, stevienixed): http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2008/05/china-is-growin.html

By the way, watermelon with feta is ace.

even better with mint

the watermellon philly is the best invention in the history of man

Did I have balsamic on watermelon or was this in a dream?

No surprise that we stopped talking about "watermelons" and switched to watermelons. Juicier subject.