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And maybe he will answer Jew.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Chap,

Have you ever tried to bend a spoon with your mind?

ty,
W.E.S.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, by using my mind to fire neurons that connect to the muscles in my hands.

chap, Monday, 19 May 2008 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

Hi chap,

Do you care for 'sass'?

Yoursliest,
An Abbott

Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Chap,

You look alarmingly like me. What do you think about this?

snoball

snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Abbott

Sass is fine in moderate amounts (current Government guidelines for a healthy adult 14 units PW), but like all things can spiral out of control if usage is not kept on a social basis, leading to sass-dependency, underground sass-dens and even harder vices such as 'curb-kicking' and 'hand talking'. And be aware that Sass is strictly prohibited in many Middle Eastern and Far Asian countries.

Yours

Chap

chap, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Snoball -

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father...

chap, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:41 (eighteen years ago)


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