Well, laddie, I have a bottle of Irn-Bru here!

Be sure to clean your teeth afterwards

Clean them? I'll be drinking ten litres of flouride afterwards.

Product Warning: IF SPILT THIS PRODUCT MAY STAIN

Made in Scotland from girders... Although I prefer Lucozade, that stuff will really make your teeth dissolve overnight. Lucozade has the "may stain" warning too!

Last time I had Irn-Bru was at a Motorway Services and wasn't "quite cold". Not good. Maybe this time properly chilled??

OPENED THE BOTTLE TOP

Smells nicer than I remember!

Irn-Bru is possibly the most purely synthetic drink in the entire world and I love it.

I once drank TWO bottles of Pepsi Blue. No shit.

drink it down, boi, head drink it down...

Phil, do you get that thing that used to happen to that one kid in everyone's school, who would drink something with a load of E numbers in it and go mental for half an hour?

No, but I was once banned from drinking red cordial because it affected with me bedtime.

OK, I guess I have to sip some of this now. Please play some Associates at my funeral if I die of metal poisoning soon after.

Pour it down the lavatory, Pato. That shit tastes disgusting.

Oops, too late.

"It passed the first test...I didn't go blind."

Hey, I forgot that it tastes like nothing!

Irn-Bru is possibly the most purely synthetic drink in the entire world and I love it.

See also Tizer and Quatro.

Hey, I forgot that it tastes like nothing!

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, 19 May 2008 14:19 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Indeed, but finish a can of the stuff and it's a kind of uniquely vile nothing. Vimto similarly bland/nauseating.

Tizer is just a peppier variation on the same formula, I think? (it's probably getting on 25yrs since I ever tasted any of this stuff)

It's got that vaguely citrus taste which really doesn't taste much.

Still, it was better than I remembed and I LIVED.

Tizer is at least supposed to taste of cherries, Irn-Bru isn't supposed to taste of anything other than some unidentifiable sweetness. It's not even fruity.

No, but I was once banned from drinking red cordial because it affected with me bedtime.

euphemism for nocturnal enuresis ^

uh i dont think so mr fancy pants words

Irn-Bru tastes the same as Juicy Fruit gum.

irn bru tastes of metallic bubblegum

WKD for teetotallers.

irn-bru goes down well when you're so hungover all you can feel is a headache. but DON'T spill it on your clothes.