flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/
― omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms
As Kasparov spoke a toy penis with wings buzzed across the hall and around him.
― omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
¯\(°_o)/¯
― sleep, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
Someone get the EVIL GUIDE DOG in that photo.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
lol russia
― Gukbe, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
Evil Guide Dog, Roy Orbison in clingfilm, and now this. Reality is coming apart at the seams.
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
It's funny when a leading dissident in a quasi-fascist state is attacked with a dick joke.
― gabbneb, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
IT WASN'T ME, OKAY
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
gabbneb otm
― omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
― G00blar, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
hi dere future googlers
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
hi dere future Internet-searching agents of the ФСБ
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
I can't wait to see how the UK papers deal with this tomorrow.
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)
the video is amazing!
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)
gif of king kong slapping penis-chopper down
― Gukbe, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)
Will we be able to buy these from Fireb0x? I mean, it wouldn't be the most useless item they sell.
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)
-- gabbneb, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:56 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Kinda sad, but mainly lol
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)
dong to king 4?
― ken c, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)
Exposed bishop
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)
Porn Takes Queen
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)
phall-mate
― omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chess_openings
― snoball, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
hung piece
― deeznuts, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
NO, DEEZ NUTZ
― suzy, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
X_x
― The Reverend, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)
security guard smackdown is A+++ would lol again
― gbx, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
dude just below the glans has something on his chin
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
that motherfucker totally knew it to you could see it in his stride xp
― deeznuts, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
I'm living in films for the sake of Russia http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg A Kino Runner for the DDR
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)
the next one is going to have a bomb attached
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)
jizzbomb
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)
Who is making these custom penis flyers, and where can I buy one??
― Z S, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
i have avoided this thread all day and now i regret it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)
that was presumably the message, at least
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:32 (seventeen years ago)
The mystery of TE's homemade vibrator REVEALED
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)
roflcoptr cockblock
― bnw, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)
hey, what if the next state killing takes place on US soil?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)
the whole story's made up, it's a giant phallusy
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)
I haven't seen news in months that has made me as happy as this.
Sometimes it takes a flying penis to shake you out of dull complacency and remind you that ours is indeed a grand universe.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)
A couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists added to the commotion at the event by launching plastic phallus on propellers, which were knocked out of the air by security guards.
moscow times
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)
OBAMA/FLYING PENIS '08
― Casuistry, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)
inamorty Rank: #127 That security dude dealt with that cock swiftly. Almost too swiftly... Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply
― S-, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:20 (seventeen years ago)
They had to beat off those pranksters, I hear.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:43 (seventeen years ago)
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)
the response was flaccid
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)
Let no one say glasnost and perestroika were not helpful to modern Russia.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)
Kasparov seemed mildly amused and then the security guards got all harsh.
― Viceroy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)
There is a long tradition of russian helicopters with coaxial rotors:
http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3841/medium/az_ka-52_4_m-1.jpg
Peniscopter is obviously part of this tradition.
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)
Not to ruin the magic -- really, I still think it's kind of genius and the young people who built it are going places -- but the whole mechanism was pre-existing. Like this, where the tail rotor is just decorative anyway.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
And yes, I agree that in context it isn't so funny, really.
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
inamorty Rank: #127 That security dude TOOK THAT COCK DOWN HARDCORE! DAMN!! Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply
fixed.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
I was hoping he'd come up with a decent one-liner to handle the situation:
For those interested, when it happens, Garry says "We have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the type of discourse we can anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience says, "Finally the political power shows its face!" and Garry says "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.
Not quite as good as David Niven, but it'll do.
― Charlie Rose Nylund, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)
better than most of those puns upthread
― DG, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
but, then again, flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
― gff, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)
I sent this link to one of my coworkers, who basically was all, "oh that's funny, but I can see why they'd be so concerned- OMG IT'S A PENIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I WANT ONE FOR THE OFFICE"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
heliknobter
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://i25.tinypic.com/2rmqtfo.gif
― carne asada, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
Thank you for that. It's even more surreal as a moving image.
― James Morrison, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs127&d=08225&f=kasparov549.png
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
grandmasturbation
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
penis to Queen's P0rn
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
They could go one better and get one of those three foot inflatable penises popular on hen nights, fill it with helium, and attach the helicopter mechanism.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/inflatable-willy-action.gif
And if that's not big enough, there's a six foot version as well.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
dude
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago)
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kViF1FAt6Zw/Sw6nyAGrAMI/AAAAAAAABDc/vLrgo3gqSjc/s1600/Tareq,+Vice+President+Biden+&+Michaele+Salahi.jpg
crashing dicks attack Joe Biden
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
I'd also attach a video camera to the, er, nose, and chase people with it.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
flying Gary Kasparov attacks penis
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
kasparov security guard takes bishop. checkmate.
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051114090351/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Flying-penis-beast.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
say it out loud
roll it around a little
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
ok wtf is up with the flying penis beast
― kenan, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
before clicking I really thought this thread is about some kind of a chess move, oh well
― V79, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, there should really be a move called the flying penis attack if not why not
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
usually the person who uses that move has already lost the game
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
Better than 'Bashing The Bishop'.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
Those cocks are at it again: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)
http://s3.postimg.org/rly86v7lf/woodencock.jpg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 6 February 2014 09:41 (eleven years ago)
― ciderpress, Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fFIl7ru.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 23 March 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)
http://www.stereogum.com/1805139/enrique-iglesias-sliced-his-fingers-on-a-drone-and-finished-his-concert-covered-in-blood/news/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-l4V-yxBU
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:08 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/eVZ5Px0.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:10 (ten years ago)
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:22 (nine years ago)
this is flying penis attacks Gary Gasparov
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:29 (nine years ago)
i can't believe this happened over 8 years ago
― serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:33 (nine years ago)
same; i also can't believe i was posting here over 8 years ago
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
this is one of those rare events that transcends our perception of three-dimensional spacetime. it is in fact happening everywhere at all times
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/3lycabC.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)
it's kind of amazing that the subsystem that makes you blink doesn't also tell the rest of you to dodge, not even a little bit.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:41 (seven years ago)
'is first'
― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:51 (seven years ago)
― ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:29 (two years ago)
not often enough tho
― mark s, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:35 (two years ago)