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Inspired by Di's thread "Love Bites" and the one about lap-dancing (with a sidebar on praying mantis pay-offs), I was wondering what species has the most painful or horrific mode of sexual intercourse.

I hear that feline coitus is very nasty -- male cat's penis is spiky and causes the female to yowl horribly in pain. I'm not sure if this is a Straight Dope explaination or some bs I heard, but supposedly the excruciating pain of the spiky penis is supposed to jolt the female's system into I dunno what, something hospitable to feline fetuses?!

― Melinda Mess-Injure, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

INTO THE SEA! YOU AND ME!

― mike hanle y, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porcupines

(Thank you straightdope.com)

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

praying mantises

― JM, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cat one is true. :( it only hurts the cat if the other one pulls out too soon... urgh

put u off sex for life right }:)

― Telpin, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dolphins = pack rapists - do not surf with them

― Queen G, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

same with ducks

― , Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk/cats/051.jpg

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

badabup bup bahbah bahbah, bup bup bababaahh

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ALANG that cat is not REAL!

― Sarah, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Google results for "Giant cat photo".

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've seen a cat's penis, and it is pointed but it doesn't seem like it would be painful. It looks smooth and lubricated (no, I didn't touch it). The male cat will bite the female on the back of the neck, however, and this may be why she howls.

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw once. Two young parents standing outside their crying baby's room, with loving smiles on their faces, saying "It sounds just like cats fucking, doesn't it?"

― nickn, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That cat is nearly as scary as mine, but he lacks Gollum eyes.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have seen cats before that looked like that. overweight cats quickly become spherical.

― geeta, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do you know i just mailed that porcupine fucking to liek 12 people

― anthony, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://a5.cpimg.com/image/71/A0/9075825-a05b-01180157-.jpg

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

trewartha you need help

― mark s, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have become quickly obsessed with that picture. Did you make it yourself Alan? The URL seems unhackable.

― N., Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i got it from b3ta.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Found it again

http://members.lycos.co.uk/pickledpizza/thebunny.gif

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think that this rabbit is the most extraordinary thing I've seen on ILx.

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i love that rabbit! oooh!

― katie, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Watership Down on speed.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what in the hell is up with that webpage?

― Samantha, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Just a quick revival of this to make me smile, as I am now going home. Early knock-off Friday. I love it. It doesn't quite make up for the rest of the soul-crushing week in the office here, but perhaps it's OK when combined with a picture of a woman lying on her back, legs apart showing off her GIANT CAT.

(Do you see what I did there?)

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alan is a comic genius!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shouldn't you be doing your taxes, young man?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not at work! At work is where I look at websites with Photoshopped kitty pictures. (Um, despite what that sounded like, I do not look at superdeformed porn at work.)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At home, a different story entirely.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Burns and Gracie, WATCH OUT!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Say goodnight, Dan.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Goodnight, Dan!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey once this guy tried to pick menelaus up with the line "let's be cats together".

― di, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whenever I see this thread I always want to reply "I love cats!".

― Graham, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love cats!

― Graham, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(except I don't even like cats that much)

― Graham, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Awwwwww! Sooo cute!

― michael, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That is the cutest link evah. But I would say that, I am probably going to be one of those little old ladies that ends up with 200 cats.

― Nicole, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Right, everyone buy commemorative plates and novelty teapots for Nicole's next birthday.

― Graham, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, it IS the cutest link ever. it's kept me happy for about half an hour.

― Maria, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

did you get the one in the blender maria?

― mark s, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nooooooooo!

i thought i had been through them all by looking in the directory the images were in, but since the link came via B3ta.com i'm not too surprised if there's a blender amongst them

― michael, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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