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Edited and compiled from the nom thread, with a couple last minute additions. This shit is hueg and in no order, so choose carefully.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Stringer at the Co-op meet: "Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" | 6 |
| Cheese: "Bitch pulled a gun out her pussy. Shit was unseemly." | 3 |
| Clay Davis: "Sheeeeeeeit" | 2 |
| Bunk and McNulty reprocess the murder scene: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" etc. | 2 |
| McNulty listening to his serial killer profile. | 2 |
| Bodie driving around in Philly, listening to A Prairie Home Companion | 2 |
| Slim Charles explains to Stringer that murdering a state senator is bad. | 1 |
| The look on Snoop's face when Chris dumps the nailgun. | 1 |
| Cheese: "You know who got the fattest asses and best pussy? Midgets, nigga." | 1 |
| Ziggy: "Bad advice! You motherfuckers gave me bad advice!" | 1 |
| McNulty: "You know what they call a guy who pays attention to clothes." Bunk: "Yeah, a grown-up." | 1 |
| Omar, dressed as an old man, hits a Barksdale stash house: "Do tell." | 1 |
| the Deacon: "a good churchman always up in everybody's shit." | 1 |
| Major Crimes Unit tries to move a desk. | 1 |
| Snoop buying the nailgun: "He meant Lexus, but he ain't know it." | 1 |
| Bunk sets his pants on fire in some woman's bathtub. | 1 |
| Herc making buys undercover from White Mike's people. | 1 |
| Herc and Carver and "Fuzzy Dunlop." | 1 |
| McNulty's epic bender, double crash into the bridge, and diner waitress conquest | 1 |
| Stringer draws on a legal pad, shows it to McNulty: FUCK YOU DETECTIVE | 1 |
| Prop Joe: "...you and your cuz would be some cadaverous motherfuckers." | 1 |
| Cheese, on Omar selling the stolen drugs back: "This some shameless shit." | 0 |
| Avon to Marlo in prison: "Surpriiiiise" | 0 |
| Wallace: "Is that your bitch?" D'Angelo: "naw nigga that's my moms" | 0 |
| Herc: "Either he comes home in five minutes or I eat my gun." | 0 |
| Cheese: "...unless the ASPCA came and picked him up." | 0 |
| Herc & Carver on fucking the Olsen twins, and Gus Triandos | 0 |
| Whiting, Klebanow and/or Templeton: "...the Dickensian aspect." | 0 |
| Gus: "Motherfucker thinks he's Tom Wolfe." | 0 |
| Gus: "Ever notice how mother of four is always catching hell? Murder, hit and run, burnt up in a rowhouse fire, swi | 0 |
| Sobotka: "Blue steel diamond cutter, gentlemen. Three and a half inches of blue steel diamond cutter." | 0 |
| Bunk: "On a fuckin' stairmaster" | 0 |
| Colvin and Carver bring the sociologist into interrogation. | 0 |
| Herc: "Where'd you get that baseball cap with the bill on the side?" | 0 |
| Kima zinging the feds about the Unabomber investigation: "...and then his brother ratted him out?" | 0 |
| Holley: "...find a way to use peanut." Bunk: "Motherfucker do I look like George Washington Carver to you | 0 |
| Colicchio to Carver: "Are you a fucking communist?" | 0 |
| The look on Daniels' face when Prez socks Valchek | 0 |
| Everybody calling Sergei "Boris." | 0 |
| McNulty at the fundraisier: "Bushmill's? That's Protestant whiskey." | 0 |
| Rawls checks out Landsman's titty mags. | 0 |
| Stringer and his substandard crew: "like a 40 degree day." | 0 |
| Ziggy's dick. | 0 |
| Snoop: "And we'll be real brief with all you motherfuckers, I think you know." | 0 |
| Slim Charles: "He do look natural." | 0 |
| Snoop grills the dealers about Baltimore radio. | 0 |
| Who's that in the gay bar? Why it's Bill Rawls. | 0 |
| Kima and the IKEA bed. | 0 |
| Slim Charles and the aftermath of the failed hit on Omar (the church crown speech). | 0 |
| Witness to McNulty: "Got to, man. This is America." | 0 |
| Phone-buying chump w/ terrifying girlfriend: "I can't wait to go to jail." | 0 |
| Namond to Colvin: "Damn, you know the mayor?" | 0 |
| Carcetti's poor little mind breaking upon learning of McNulty's serial killer scheme. | 0 |
| Jay Landsman, real cop, plays Dennis Mello. Delaney Williams, real big, plays "Sgt. Jay Landsman," titty mag a | 0 |
| Bunny Colvin getting reamed at COMSTAT: "Get on with it motherf--" | 0 |
| ...and: "Shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts." | 0 |
| Omar buries Levy on the stand: "I never put my gun on no citizen." | 0 |
| Kima, her girl and Prez at the strip club. Stripper: "I wouldn't bring mine in here neither. These bitches up in he | 0 |
| Norman clowns Carcetti about voting for white boys. | 0 |
| Carver to the knuckleheads: "It'll be like Amsterdam." "Hamsterdam?" | 0 |
| Carver clowns Herc in the security store: "Hish name ish Head. Dick Head." | 0 |
| McNulty (or is it Sydnor?): "Lester, are we still police?" Freamon: "Technically, I suppose." | 0 |
| McNulty: "Lay of the Greeks. They invented civilization." Bunk: "Yeah, and ass-fucking." | 0 |
| The stevedores prank Ziggy: the love child scene. | 0 |
| Santangelo: "I hear WMD's are the bomb" | 0 |
| County cop to Kima after McNulty plays racist: "Your partner? Bit of an asshole." | 0 |
| Bodie and Cheese marketing to the junkies when the towers get split. | 0 |
| McNulty's official report of his activity during the prostitution bust. | 0 |
| McNulty's English accent. | 0 |
| Herc trying to pick up Beadie: "Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?" | 0 |
| Herc explains to Kima why he loves white boys. | 0 |
| Colicchio: "There's a b in subtle?" | 0 |
― gff, Thursday, 22 May 2008 04:11 (seventeen years ago)
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