Giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck: the WIRE LOL POLL

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Edited and compiled from the nom thread, with a couple last minute additions. This shit is hueg and in no order, so choose carefully.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Stringer at the Co-op meet: "Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" 6
Cheese: "Bitch pulled a gun out her pussy. Shit was unseemly." 3
Clay Davis: "Sheeeeeeeit" 2
Bunk and McNulty reprocess the murder scene: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" etc. 2
McNulty listening to his serial killer profile. 2
Bodie driving around in Philly, listening to A Prairie Home Companion 2
Slim Charles explains to Stringer that murdering a state senator is bad. 1
The look on Snoop's face when Chris dumps the nailgun. 1
Cheese: "You know who got the fattest asses and best pussy? Midgets, nigga." 1
Ziggy: "Bad advice! You motherfuckers gave me bad advice!" 1
McNulty: "You know what they call a guy who pays attention to clothes." Bunk: "Yeah, a grown-up." 1
Omar, dressed as an old man, hits a Barksdale stash house: "Do tell." 1
the Deacon: "a good churchman always up in everybody's shit."1
Major Crimes Unit tries to move a desk. 1
Snoop buying the nailgun: "He meant Lexus, but he ain't know it." 1
Bunk sets his pants on fire in some woman's bathtub. 1
Herc making buys undercover from White Mike's people. 1
Herc and Carver and "Fuzzy Dunlop." 1
McNulty's epic bender, double crash into the bridge, and diner waitress conquest 1
Stringer draws on a legal pad, shows it to McNulty: FUCK YOU DETECTIVE 1
Prop Joe: "...you and your cuz would be some cadaverous motherfuckers." 1
Cheese, on Omar selling the stolen drugs back: "This some shameless shit." 0
Avon to Marlo in prison: "Surpriiiiise" 0
Wallace: "Is that your bitch?" D'Angelo: "naw nigga that's my moms" 0
Herc: "Either he comes home in five minutes or I eat my gun." 0
Cheese: "...unless the ASPCA came and picked him up." 0
Herc & Carver on fucking the Olsen twins, and Gus Triandos 0
Whiting, Klebanow and/or Templeton: "...the Dickensian aspect." 0
Gus: "Motherfucker thinks he's Tom Wolfe." 0
Gus: "Ever notice how mother of four is always catching hell? Murder, hit and run, burnt up in a rowhouse fire, swi0
Sobotka: "Blue steel diamond cutter, gentlemen. Three and a half inches of blue steel diamond cutter." 0
Bunk: "On a fuckin' stairmaster" 0
Colvin and Carver bring the sociologist into interrogation. 0
Herc: "Where'd you get that baseball cap with the bill on the side?" 0
Kima zinging the feds about the Unabomber investigation: "...and then his brother ratted him out?" 0
Holley: "...find a way to use peanut." Bunk: "Motherfucker do I look like George Washington Carver to you0
Colicchio to Carver: "Are you a fucking communist?" 0
The look on Daniels' face when Prez socks Valchek 0
Everybody calling Sergei "Boris." 0
McNulty at the fundraisier: "Bushmill's? That's Protestant whiskey." 0
Rawls checks out Landsman's titty mags. 0
Stringer and his substandard crew: "like a 40 degree day." 0
Ziggy's dick. 0
Snoop: "And we'll be real brief with all you motherfuckers, I think you know." 0
Slim Charles: "He do look natural." 0
Snoop grills the dealers about Baltimore radio. 0
Who's that in the gay bar? Why it's Bill Rawls. 0
Kima and the IKEA bed. 0
Slim Charles and the aftermath of the failed hit on Omar (the church crown speech). 0
Witness to McNulty: "Got to, man. This is America." 0
Phone-buying chump w/ terrifying girlfriend: "I can't wait to go to jail." 0
Namond to Colvin: "Damn, you know the mayor?" 0
Carcetti's poor little mind breaking upon learning of McNulty's serial killer scheme. 0
Jay Landsman, real cop, plays Dennis Mello. Delaney Williams, real big, plays "Sgt. Jay Landsman," titty mag a0
Bunny Colvin getting reamed at COMSTAT: "Get on with it motherf--" 0
...and: "Shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts." 0
Omar buries Levy on the stand: "I never put my gun on no citizen." 0
Kima, her girl and Prez at the strip club. Stripper: "I wouldn't bring mine in here neither. These bitches up in he0
Norman clowns Carcetti about voting for white boys. 0
Carver to the knuckleheads: "It'll be like Amsterdam." "Hamsterdam?" 0
Carver clowns Herc in the security store: "Hish name ish Head. Dick Head." 0
McNulty (or is it Sydnor?): "Lester, are we still police?" Freamon: "Technically, I suppose." 0
McNulty: "Lay of the Greeks. They invented civilization." Bunk: "Yeah, and ass-fucking." 0
The stevedores prank Ziggy: the love child scene. 0
Santangelo: "I hear WMD's are the bomb" 0
County cop to Kima after McNulty plays racist: "Your partner? Bit of an asshole." 0
Bodie and Cheese marketing to the junkies when the towers get split. 0
McNulty's official report of his activity during the prostitution bust. 0
McNulty's English accent. 0
Herc trying to pick up Beadie: "Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?" 0
Herc explains to Kima why he loves white boys. 0
Colicchio: "There's a b in subtle?" 0


gff, Thursday, 22 May 2008 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

"Awwright...here it is again...and it's called...12XU!"

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:25 (seventeen years ago)

^^ worst wire lol

max, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

Poot - "do the chair recognize.. "

also, for some reason this really cracks me up - Landsman eating sushi for lunch by stabbing each piece with a fork

Prop Joe calls the police department

daria-g, Thursday, 22 May 2008 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

ILX needs to write an episode by episode WIRE synopsis.

rogermexico., Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

"Notes are taken on a criminal fucking conspiracy. Daniels takes off his shirt."

rogermexico., Thursday, 22 May 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, you left off the Slim Charles "church crown" speech!

Hurting 2, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is lacking:

Lawyer at Bird hearing: "Mr. Little, how does one rob drug dealers for eight or nine years and live to tell about it?"

Omar: (shrugs) "day at a time, I suppose"

mehlt, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

where were you guys on the nomination thread?

gff, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

hurting: ctrl-f "church crown"

gff, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

clay davis gonna clean up here - im voting midgets tho - they got the fattest asses and best pussy

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

kinda lol, mostly truth bomb

gff, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

Damnit, I forgot to nomnomnom Bodie buying a wreath for D's funeral.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

i don't remember that being a lol?

Jordan, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

florist takes him into the back room where theres all sort of guns n crime themed wreaths

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

i guess.

Jordan, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

i lold

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Also tons of Prezbo stuff - Getting Donut to break into his car, explaining about the hair trigger on his sidearm, "Oh it's so BIG and CLEAR!", etc.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

i would much rather pick several. clay davis had the ongoing lols, whereas a lot of these others were one-time deals. but hilarious. don't know how to choose.

JuliaA, Thursday, 22 May 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

McNulty: "You know what they call a guy who pays attention to clothes." Bunk: "Yeah, a grown-up."

deej, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^is how i voted

deej, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

bunk delivers one liners like no one else

deej, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

That sick fuck, driving around with a trunk full of half-burned Barbie Dolls...

Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Stringer's "criminal fucking conspiracy" still brings tears.

youcangoyourownway, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EeFa8QOq_Y

is this there somewhere?

negotiable, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

Just seen at grocery store - t shirt with Omar's face over crossed AKs. Back of shirt says "If you come at the King you best not miss."

Oilyrags, Monday, 26 May 2008 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

Too many options.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 26 May 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

voted "cadaverous motherfuckers" over Kima bring her girl to the strip club.

Bunk and Omar are so prolific in their LOLs it seems wrong to single out one.

The informant saying "Got to man, it's America" is a better contender if you point out that said informant is named Snot Boogie.

The wife and I are trying to show restraint and wait awhile before re-watching the whole series. But it's hard.

Hubie Brown, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

i went for the moving the desk scene

rockapads, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

Little Kevin to police - "do I look little to you?"

daria-g, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

Avon to Marlo in prison: "Surpriiiiise"

this one is all about the look on Avon's face

milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe we didn't nominate "Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"

milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

The look on Snoop's face when Chris dumps the nailgun.

^^^

tipsy mothra, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

r.i.p., nailgun.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

chris partlow "lean wit it rock wit it"
michael asks if anyone knows deez

daria-g, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe we didn't nominate "Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"

^^YES

Hubie Brown, Monday, 26 May 2008 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

next up: Wire truth bomb poll

milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

i momentarily considered a wire ;_; poll, but yknow enough is enough. and i couldn't stand to see anything non-bubbles win

gff, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

I'd have voted for Bunk yelling at Omar

milo z, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

i voted You know who got the fattest asses and best pussy? Midgets, nigga cause its the only one that makes me lol out loud when i read it - i just did in fact :D

jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

> i momentarily considered a wire ;_; poll

Randy and Carver reunion.

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

Also, I def. voted "I can't wait to go to jail", so I'm not convinced of reliability of polls. This is VVIMPORTANT!

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

first day of school.. "them bitches is on steroids!"

daria-g, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

ah-HA!

http://stores.ebay.com/BubbsDepot

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

Wouldn't have won, but should've been nominated: When Herc catches Royce getting head and he's making a hasty egress out of City Hall looking spooked at all the portraits of former mayors.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Missed out Bunk making a fake lie detector out of a photocopier and some duct tape.

chap, Monday, 6 July 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

i lold so hard at that

steen gonna shine in my BIG HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

"spot on.....spot on it"

steen gonna shine in my BIG HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6tu3Q9Jmo

chap, Monday, 6 July 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

"Excuse me, can you tell me where the Poe House is?"

"Po' house? Look around you, every house 'round here is a po' house."

Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

its bunk pants tho obv then mcnultys accents

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

so true

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 26 January 2017 06:02 (eight years ago)

nah, it's midgets, parliamentary procedure, then the Stripper talking to Kima's girl.

not nominated but also important is everything involving Bunk and lacrosse

sarahell, Thursday, 26 January 2017 08:29 (eight years ago)


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