what is black, anyway?

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Paul Robeson?7
Tyler Perry? 5
Pele? 4
Mahalia Jackson? 3
Victor Wooten? 2
Peter Tosh? 2
Chuck D.? 2
Toni Morrison? 1
Joe Morgan? 1
Janet Jackson? 1
Kimbo Slice? 1
Kofe Annan? 0
Morgan Freeman? 0
Mariah Carey? 0


HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Shirley Temple, obv.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

woot woot juggalo

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha otm

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

Where's the Black is Black option?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

Can we post kimboandstrippers.jpg to this thread?

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

may I ask what prompted this poll?

Oilyrags, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

I need to remember to put "woot woot juggalo" as an option in every poll I make.

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

first, let's remove the color

contenderizer, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

xp: It's probably veering very close to deletion but it was an arbitrary list of people generated on an ILM thread about Eric Clapton.

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

Victor Wooten's race is probably closer to "robot" than "black"

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akIN4PyPUwE

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

NSFW Kimbo: http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6478/e605c0bbcf574eef8ac56a91c4193e.jpg

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

SOUTH BEACH, BABY

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

ILX does not know the answer to this thread. Maybe we can ask Paul Mooney?

kenan, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs21/300W/i/2007/281/e/c/Black_Unicorn_by_ThornErose.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

If that jpeg isn't titled "gothicorn" I demand my money back.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

There you go judging by the color of its fur!

kenan, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

Black_Unicorn_by_ThornErose.jpg

close enough

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

...the color of my love

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

Black is the color of my cat's fur.
Her whiskers are like the finest myrrh
She has the kindest eyes and the gentlest paws
I love the ground whereon they fall.

I love my cat, and well, she knows.
I love the nails, I clip from her toes
At the end of the day, I come home to her
Craddled in my arms, I massage her neck. She purrs.

Black is the color of my cat's fur.
Her whiskers are like the finest myrrh
She has kindest eyes and the gentlest paws
I love the ground whereon they fall.

I'll go to the pound, and I'll mourn and weep.
Till the stray kill laws, they no more will keep.
(I'll) Write Congress this letter beg them to spare cat lives.
I'll ask you to share this songs a thousand times.

Black is the color of my cat's fur.
Her whiskers are like the finest myrrh
She has kindest eyes and the gentlest paws
I love the ground whereon they fall.

chaki, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://jeffcentersales.com/catalog/images/Victor%20Wooten.jpg

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

okay the worst things about that picture are the nipple hands

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

Share this songs.

Trayce, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://luda.co.uk/india/granite/images/premium_black_500.jpg

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

black is beautiful!

max, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

black is beyonce

El Tomboto, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

black is beyonce and kayne playing connect four

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/januarya/kanyebeyonce1.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

haha

Surmounter, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

black is the side that goes first in Chess. I think. I don't really play chess.

Oilyrags, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

BLACK IS THE COLOR OF MY TRUE LOVE'S HAIR

gbx, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

i like kanye's lumberjack shirt.

jeremy waters, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

q: what is black, anyway?
a: some of my best friends!

gbx, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

a color the absence or muddying of light

youn, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

Metallica's last even semi-worthwhile album.

Oilyrags, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

Born out of flames descending upon the earth
The master of games for what they are worth
One with the darkness, one with my soul
Black is all power, black is control
It is my control

Black is the meaning of life
I hunger for the black of the night

Black
The color of greed
The answer of hope
The essence of light

Black
The heart inside you
The soul inside me
The power of night
Tis the answer for life

I hold the keys to unlock your dreams
Pleasures beyond this world has ever seen
I am desire. I am control
I am the light and darkness inside your soul
I'm inside your soul

Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

I wish I could sing this song for all of you.

Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

Especially when he goes, "THE SOUL INSIDE MEEE!!!!!"

Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

It is as black as the cardigan encasing my soul, as black as the coffee I have spilled on my cardigan.

BLACK!

Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

black

black is the night
black as day
black as the way
back to my youth.

Surmounter, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

sheets of empty canvas....

gbx, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

Dan, may I feel free to ask you what the fuck?

The Reverend, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

Tyler Perry's that guy from Aerosmith right? He part black?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

Eminem.

j-rock, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OmgSj2-JmI

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

that is fucking awesome

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

BAD ASS

gbx, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOq5QPFY78c

Well my name is Vic, I'm gonna do a little trick
I'm gonna play my bass without usin a pick

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

Dan, may I feel free to ask you what the fuck?

You may. (You could also read the thread and see where someone asked what this was about and I answered them; that will probably get you a faster response.)

HI DERE, Friday, 23 May 2008 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe you could provide a link to the Eric Clapton thread?

Tuomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

Is Eric Clapton a racist?

The Brainwasher, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

im sure this was a hip hop song.

titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

i've a got a feeling that victor wooten has this locked up

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 23 May 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/januarya/kanyebeyonce1.jpg

This is such a great picture. It's damn near subversive to have that much of a wholesome good time.

kenan, Friday, 23 May 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

im sure this was a hip hop song.

No, just the idiot ramblings of a tired, underpaid law clerk.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 23 May 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

apparently beyonce beat him 9 games in a row before kanye finally won one

jhøshea, Friday, 23 May 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackheritage/sets/72157603332831478/

weatheringdaleson, Monday, 26 May 2008 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

Good poll. I voted for Kimbo Slice, cos I used to take a vanilla slice, every day, from Crawford'a. I love slices.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 26 May 2008 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

Nina Simone.

Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

No. Black is the presence of colour.

VeronaInTheClub, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

I keep seeing this thread title and wanting to sing "does anybody black anybody anyway?" a la Howard Jones.

Trayce, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

I keep hearing it to the tune of Biggie's "What's Beef"

milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

but then that becomes "black is when you need two gats to go to sleep" and I'm horrified

milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Paul Robeson? 7
Tyler Perry? 5

loooooool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

Congratulations to black people and all their fans on a tremendous achievement.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

#000000

dan m, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)


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