sometimes I would like to slap the internet

this is rly more like "sometimes all the time i want to slap people who treat their animals like human babies"

How soon you forget cat whispering.

"Bashful Blonde" looks ready to tear some throats out

serious, IRL, actual LOLs for the past 5 minutes.

this is is just so beautifully, perfectly retarded.

just 50 bucks and your cat will hate you for life!

http://www.kittywigs.com/ferncoy.jpg

"One day, she won't be looking... and BAM. Motherfucker"

...that dialogue had more, but then my Custos-monitor beeped.

NED

LISTEN CAREFULLY

I HATE YOU

I AM SHAKING MY FIST AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN NOW, IT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY HERE AND I COULD SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU, BUT I'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH WHAT I'VE GOT

Hahah!

You are in massive denial if you do not find those to be some seriously fetching felines.

this is is just so beautifully, perfectly retarded.

I want to slap the internet! ...with my dong

i think i see Catgang Amadeus Mozart.. (or Wolfgang Catadeus Mozart)
..

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/513975453_693564917b.jpg?v=1180133164

From their flickr stream.

That's the snarky malarkey chick; she's awesome: http://snarkymalarkey.com/

The woman behind Kitty Wigs is also behind this much more awesome site: http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/

okay, I might take up cross-stitching for SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

subversive cross stitch = much holiday gifts, thx

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-138377.html

sometimes I would like to slap dress up the internet in vewy adowable wigs and hug it and hug it and hug it and hug it and hug it and hug it and hug it and hug it

RabiesAnJunoman

Surely this is a parody site?

don't understand zing but high fives anyhow!

Hooray! (Actually for that zing to work you would have to be Diablo Cody, which is not a fate I would want to wish on anyone.)

Ha, don't know who that is (Diablo, as in the pc game?) but I imagine anyone given that nic, as much as anyone who might choose it, to be totally awful.

Diablo Cody is the screenwriter what wrote Juno and won an Oscar for it.

I bet Diablo wasn't the name his parents gave him.

Ah, I didn't see that one. It takes place in Minnesota, right? I think the town where I'm currently living is mentioned in it.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n4/htdocs/puss-in-boots/7.jpg

no

http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n4/htdocs/puss-in-bootz/4.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n4/htdocs/puss-in-boots/8.jpg

YOUR CAT IS ALREADY A CUTE ANIMAL!! YOU DON'T NEED TO DRESS IT UP AS ANOTHER ANIMAL TO MAKE IT LOOK CUTE!!

(X-POST)

http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n4/htdocs/puss-in-boots/3.jpg

That middle one appears to be a cat dressed up as a cat.

I'll stop now.

This is the shop in Japan where you would purchase such a thing.

Oh, and er, this is the reasoning behind it:

"1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.

2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.

3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! --"

More here.

Is that M. White up there?