Which movie will be worse?

slow hand

I picked guy who has never been funny

could u be more specific

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Love Guru.

Although I can't believe I'm admitting this, I may have chuckled some at the Zohan preview and then felt deeply ashamed about it while watching Iron Man.

Same here except sub "slightly ashamed" for "deeply ashamed".

No fucking contest here.

love guru

zohan preview is hilarious esp the flying kick thru the wall

the only way the Love Guru won't prove to be one of the worst movies ever made is if the clips in the trailer have been taken from another movie altogther. on the plus side, it will have the pathos-infused subplot of the once-talented comedy actor/writer reduced to urinating on his self respect for loose change.

how about we all just see tropical thunder instead?

Oh man now I am thinking of Mike Myers peeing on a pile of looneys and...
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t/s: aging comedian hiding his fatness in saffron robes vs. aging comedian shirtless and buffed in jean cut-offs

third option

whenever i've seen this trailer the audience collectively reacts like palmer did when he saw that spider/head critter in 'the thing'

the only way the Love Guru won't prove to be one of the worst movies ever made is if the clips in the trailer have been taken from another movie altogther. on the plus side, it will have the pathos-infused subplot of the once-talented comedy actor/writer reduced to urinating on his self respect for loose change.

This.

The part in the preview where it's a kid with grown MM head made me want to throw up.

oh come on people this is pretty fucking funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ImeYIU1ZI

we need a poll about the worst shot in the Love Guru trailer

I'm going with "scratching like a dog w/ fleas"

I don't want to see Zohan, but it doesn't look like an abomination against God and man.

i will wait until i hear the catchphrases each movie tries to make 'happen' before i make my judgement

i'll see it. maybe it will be another hidden gem like little nicky

totally unsurprised at deez's sandlerfandom

I wanna know why Colbert is slumming in that piece of shit.

"is that your feet?" made me lol

*was (i am the worst movie quoter ever - just watched the trailer like 30 seconds before posting that)

totally unsurprised at deez's sandlerfandom

-- elmo argonaut,

F U

dude, your username is deeznuts

from there to adam sandler ain't no stretch

don't tread on deeznuts (or stretch them)

Zohan looks like it has potential, but... I don't understand. Why a hairdresser? Why not make a movie about an Israeli Super Spy?

this is great, I don't know a single thing about either of these. hooray no tv

homo jokes

^^would start that band

^^sadly yes, prob xp

kenan i agree the overall concept is pretty corny but its not like the israeli superspy aspect is gonna be lost on the plot once he becomes a barber

all of the scenes that have him doing improbable physical shit are hysterical imo but that could just be me

does symmetry require rob schneider to play a regular white dude to offset sandler's lol ethnic character?

Symmetry required gabbneb to ask that.

Zohan looks like it has potential, but... I don't understand. Why a hairdresser?

hack screenwriter brainstorm session: "So, this script template requires us to come up with a wacky profession for our bad-ass protagonist to re-train in! Should be something involving women, kids, or gays."

"Kindergarten teacher!"
"Mailman!"
"Lingerie designer!"
"dog groomer!"
"Hairdresser!"

zohan preview is hilarious esp the flying kick thru the wall

-- deeznuts, Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:06 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

deez otm

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I don't want to see Zohan, but it doesn't look like an abomination against God and man.

^ This. There are plenty of bad movies with bad trailers that just make me go, "Ugh." The Love Guru makes me squirm with embarrassment for everyone involved. Double bill with Master of Disguise forthcoming.

And Abbott, that illustration is hilarious. Where did that come from?

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lol at 45 people voting in this poll. ilx is huge

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where does that picture come from??

I found it on the LiveJournal image uploader. So the nearest I can say is it comes from serendipity.

I am sorry I have uploaded it three times BUT it means very much to me.