Which movie will be worse?

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WHICH ONE?!?!?!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
The Love Guru, starring Mike Myers 28
You Don't Mess With the Zohand, starring Adam Sandler17


n/a, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

slow hand

n/a, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

I picked guy who has never been funny

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

could u be more specific

rockapads, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3279/2531664055_fee7a46c94_o.jpg

Abbott, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

Love Guru.

Although I can't believe I'm admitting this, I may have chuckled some at the Zohan preview and then felt deeply ashamed about it while watching Iron Man.

ENBB, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

Same here except sub "slightly ashamed" for "deeply ashamed".

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 29 May 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

No fucking contest here.

HI DERE, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

love guru

zohan preview is hilarious esp the flying kick thru the wall

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

the only way the Love Guru won't prove to be one of the worst movies ever made is if the clips in the trailer have been taken from another movie altogther. on the plus side, it will have the pathos-infused subplot of the once-talented comedy actor/writer reduced to urinating on his self respect for loose change.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

how about we all just see tropical thunder instead?

remy bean, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

Oh man now I am thinking of Mike Myers peeing on a pile of looneys and...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3279/2531664055_fee7a46c94_o.jpg

Abbott, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

t/s: aging comedian hiding his fatness in saffron robes vs. aging comedian shirtless and buffed in jean cut-offs

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

third option

remy bean, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

whenever i've seen this trailer the audience collectively reacts like palmer did when he saw that spider/head critter in 'the thing'

omar little, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

the only way the Love Guru won't prove to be one of the worst movies ever made is if the clips in the trailer have been taken from another movie altogther. on the plus side, it will have the pathos-infused subplot of the once-talented comedy actor/writer reduced to urinating on his self respect for loose change.

This.

The part in the preview where it's a kid with grown MM head made me want to throw up.

ENBB, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

oh come on people this is pretty fucking funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ImeYIU1ZI

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

we need a poll about the worst shot in the Love Guru trailer

I'm going with "scratching like a dog w/ fleas"

milo z, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

I don't want to see Zohan, but it doesn't look like an abomination against God and man.

milo z, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

i will wait until i hear the catchphrases each movie tries to make 'happen' before i make my judgement

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

i'll see it. maybe it will be another hidden gem like little nicky

tremendoid, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

totally unsurprised at deez's sandlerfandom

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

I wanna know why Colbert is slumming in that piece of shit.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

"is that your feet?" made me lol

rockapads, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

*was (i am the worst movie quoter ever - just watched the trailer like 30 seconds before posting that)

rockapads, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

totally unsurprised at deez's sandlerfandom

-- elmo argonaut,

F U

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

dude, your username is deeznuts

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

from there to adam sandler ain't no stretch

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

don't tread on deeznuts (or stretch them)

remy bean, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

Zohan looks like it has potential, but... I don't understand. Why a hairdresser? Why not make a movie about an Israeli Super Spy?

kenan, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

this is great, I don't know a single thing about either of these. hooray no tv

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

homo jokes

remy bean, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

^^would start that band

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

^^sadly yes, prob xp

kenan i agree the overall concept is pretty corny but its not like the israeli superspy aspect is gonna be lost on the plot once he becomes a barber

all of the scenes that have him doing improbable physical shit are hysterical imo but that could just be me

deeznuts, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

does symmetry require rob schneider to play a regular white dude to offset sandler's lol ethnic character?

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

Symmetry required gabbneb to ask that.

HI DERE, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

Zohan looks like it has potential, but... I don't understand. Why a hairdresser?

hack screenwriter brainstorm session: "So, this script template requires us to come up with a wacky profession for our bad-ass protagonist to re-train in! Should be something involving women, kids, or gays."

"Kindergarten teacher!"
"Mailman!"
"Lingerie designer!"
"dog groomer!"
"Hairdresser!"

rockapads, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

zohan preview is hilarious esp the flying kick thru the wall

-- deeznuts, Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:06 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

deez otm

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 31 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I don't want to see Zohan, but it doesn't look like an abomination against God and man.

^ This. There are plenty of bad movies with bad trailers that just make me go, "Ugh." The Love Guru makes me squirm with embarrassment for everyone involved. Double bill with Master of Disguise forthcoming.

Deric W. Haircare, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

And Abbott, that illustration is hilarious. Where did that come from?

Deric W. Haircare, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol at 45 people voting in this poll. ilx is huge

n/a, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3279/2531664055_fee7a46c94_o.jpg

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

where does that picture come from??

s1ocki, Monday, 2 June 2008 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

I found it on the LiveJournal image uploader. So the nearest I can say is it comes from serendipity.

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

I am sorry I have uploaded it three times BUT it means very much to me.

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)


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