Words you can't have printed on the back of an NFL jersey

I never figured out what GIEHN was
I voted TITTIES because at the end of the day I'm the kind of guy who always orders the same thing off the menu

We're going to miss you when you're gone, o.l.

ASS PUPPIES

^_^

ctrl-f for "BUTTSTEAK" found no results people

That said, I voted for POOP.

just saw too short live so i voted 'biatch'

i picked a "classic"-- shitface. why?

TIT FUCKIN?

all the misspelled ones have a certain charm

PIMPJUIC

MASTRABATOR

EATBALLS

you can't buy a randall gay replica jersey?

you can now, the original thread had a link to the story wherein "gay" was taken off the list

well there you go then.

DICK BUTKUS

No "RON MEXICO"?

I am glad "butt puppies" is apparently acceptable.

Even urbandictonary can't tell me what the fuck PURINA PRINCESS is supposed to mean.

would "i have a hot chick waiting for me in bed" fit on the back of an NFL jersey?

already we are #7 google for that term, plains

only if it was for a really fat person xp

How about "F" BOMB.

http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/f-bomb.jpg

LUCKYCAMMELTOE

http://www.itsalreadysigned4u.com/shop/media/images/product_detail/aaa-75405.jpg

didn't some baseball announcer get in trouble for using Bomb? he may have referred to A-rod as A-bomb. something like that.

can someone PLEASE start a nom thread for words you're still allowed to put on the back?!?!?!

because you can apparently still put "skeet," "chunder," and "in the butt" (but not "in the bum" or "up the butt")

re: the purina thing, maybe one person tried to put that once, and they decided "you can't put that" and one go is enough to make the list!

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They have all these euphemisms for marijuana, but they don't have MARIJUANA. A few months ago I actually made a 20 minutes song that was based around a speech synth program reciting these words.

I mean, if someone wants to walk around in a football jersey with "IDIOT" printed on the back, who are we to stop them?

This is why 1970s Wales soccer international Barry Hole's NFL career never got off the ground. Fuckers.

They seem to be cutting off a huge potential revenue stream here.

"Marinovich"

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i wonder how much old rae carruth jerseys are going for on the black market

HOT PUSSY

TOUNGE BALLER

THIS IS THE NAME OF A 1970S KIWI PRIVATE DETECTIVE PLEASE SAY I'M RIGHT

one vote for TITBITNIPPLY

SEX HOUSE

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GETTABRAIN
MORANS

If there's something strange, in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
TOUNGE BALLER

If there's something weird, and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
TOUNGE BALLER

BALLIN' makes me feel good!!!

NO FAIR CATCHES IN THE XFL

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my ASS HORE vote is too late AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

CARRUTH 1

What the...?

err, he did try to kill his girlfriend afterall

That said, I voted for POOP.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:14 PM (Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:14 PM) Bookmark Link

SOMETING'S A LITTLE FISHY IN DENMARK, PEOPLES.

On November 16, 1999, near Carruth's home in Charlotte, North Carolina; Cherica Adams, a woman Carruth had been dating, was shot four times in a drive-by shooting. Surviving the shooting for a time, Adams called 9-1-1 and described Carruth's behavior: he had stopped his vehicle in front of hers as another vehicle drove alongside Adams' and its passenger shot her. Carruth then drove from the scene.[1]

Adams was eight months pregnant with Carruth's child. It was later found out she was pregnant with twins. Soon after her admission to the hospital, Adams fell into a coma.[1] Doctors saved one child, Chancellor Lee Adams, in an emergency Caesarean section, but Cherica Adams died a week later on December 14. Born prematurely and in distress, Chancellor has cerebral palsy.

Carruth went to the police and posted a $3 million bail, with the condition that if either Cherica or Chancellor died, he would turn himself in.[1] However, after Adams died, Carruth became a fugitive. The Panthers released him a few days later, citing a morals clause in his contract. He was eventually captured after being found hiding in the trunk of a car outside a motel in Parkers Crossroads, Tennessee. Also, in the trunk was $3,900 in cash, bottles to hold Carruth's urine, extra clothes, candy bars, and a cell phone.

At trial Rae Carruth was defended by David Rudolf and was found guilty of conspiracy to commit murder, shooting into an occupied vehicle, and using an instrument to destroy an unborn child. He was sentenced to 18 to 24 years in prison. However, Carruth was found not guilty of first-degree murder and was spared the death penalty. Carruth is now serving a sentence of at least 18 years and 11 months at Nash Correctional Institution near Raleigh, North Carolina. According to the North Carolina Department of Corrections[3], he has a projected release date of October 22, 2018.

oh i guess he did kill his girlfriend afterall.

i'm presuming 'Ask Chaki' must be on this list by now

SHAWTYPIMP

But not Shorty the Pimp