i have a hot LOL waiting for me in my bed so ill EXCELSIOR this

ban omar

no, that's what he wants!

as punishment, omar will be unbannable

sort of like that twilight zone where the dude who can't die gets a life sentence for killing his wife

i love the twilight zone so fucking much

but seriuosly what is this thread some kind of meta bullshit ban this guy

quality thread title for real tho

this has been the best ilx day since creation of 77

like a phoenix rising from chaki's ashes, a new meme was loosed upon ilx this day

http://www.celinedion.com/AlbumData/album19/cover19.jpg

consider this thread as a tribute to a fallen soldier of the pwncaplypse

o yeah btw thats not a chaki diss, i just like how it seemed as if the planets realigned to prepare ilx for the return of louis jagger

More like he's back to save it in its hour of greatest need.

http://www.jonathanminard.com/EarthSpace/Jupiter.jpg

carne asada: Please refrain from using profanity in Forum: Ask Chaki; Thread: LURIQUA BLOG. This blog-thread, or blead, it is for the children, and profanity in their minds is equivalent to CP in yours.

-- usic, Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

makes sense

-- I am using your worlds, Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:49 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

don't get used to it

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:51 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost my god, it's full of lols

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/259266-kuato.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/diamond_kuato.jpg

Is there some sort of awesome "Return of LJ" thread I'm missing?

theres like 4 of them as far as i can tell

don't fuck with dlr

how do you accidentally end up inside someone while you dance with them

-- max, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:12 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

thats one hell of an accident

-- max, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:12 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Haaaaaaaaaave you ever been
to Accidental Penetrationland

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver,

I always wonder how kosher that kind of thinking is, you know? Its like "hi, I'll take this job but I might run off if something better comes along"

Jobs aren't relationships yo

-- S-, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

yeah jobs require more loyalty

-- electricsound, Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

luriqua do you <3 the british

-- Just got offed, Friday, May 30, 2008 1:57 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

n

-- usic, Friday, May 30, 2008 2:04 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god bless america

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, May 30, 2008 2:08 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha, that hoos one really actually made me laugh

This is the greatest lolthread title ever.

It'll wear off.

they always do

Dear lol-abiding boarders, is this the official new excelsior thread?

yes already

I pronounce this thread title like "I have a HOT! lol"

you say thread titles aloud?

hot lols on pizza

I sort of have to say them in my head to get the puns

hot lol creme

hot lol annie

hot lols on a plattah

i have a hot LOL. thank u very much!

http://lolrider.com/images/malocas.jpg

more like

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2536315121_6e26c662cf_o.jpg

a friend of my brother's was in NYC once and he saw billy murray on the street, so he goes "hey bill murray!" Bill murray ran up to him, put him in a headlock, gave him a noogie and then ran off yelling "your friends will never believe you!"

-- deej, Friday, May 30, 2008 7:20 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

eh i dont buy it

i want to believe

Me too. Best story ever.

from isolated/undisovered tribe found in Brazil thread:

I worry about how long they will actually remain uncontacted now.

i'd be surprised if they haven't already received creepy ilx webmail.

-- ken c, Friday, May 30, 2008 3:29 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dude even people who have been living in isolation for thousands of years would know that 'Deeznuts' is a fucking stupid name for a god.

-- Matt DC, Friday, May 30, 2008 7:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

in good time, gentle reader

-- usic, Friday, May 30, 2008 3:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

eh i dont buy it

-- jhøshea, Friday, May 30, 2008 2:29 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

so bill murray otm?

can someone point me in the direction of some "chaki meltdown" cliffs notes, i've been having hot lols in bed for a couple days

(if you've seen the goodbye letter then there's really nothing else left)

Yes I know this is old but it's a classic

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

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Its that magical time of the year where you can report what prizes you've won, even if it was just a cookie.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, March 4, 2003 7:12 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is it back? I'm gonna have to start going to Tim Horton's again in the morning.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, March 4, 2003 7:13 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is this thread title meant to be rude?

I haven't won anything lately.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, March 4, 2003 7:15 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, I only got as far as "roll up to the rim" and couldn't go on due to aggravated tears of laughter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, March 4, 2003 7:17 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is it ever back. They're ugly red this time round though.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, March 4, 2003 7:18 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You are not helping my aggravated tears of laughter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, March 4, 2003 7:19 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, it's humiliating. I thought there was a glitch in an online match-up yesterday; I figured the other player got dropped almost immediately after the board loaded, 'cuz his Ryu didn't do a damn thing. I beat him twice straight with no reaction whatsoever. It was like the training mode. I was one or two hits away from winning the third and final round when he finally came to life; I didn't get another hit on him, and he won 3 to 2 with two perfect rounds. Guy was just toying with me. Does that warrant negative player feedback?

― GM, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, but I don't think there's a 'was a fanny' option : /

― czn (cozwn), Monday, December 1, 2008 12:19 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ double lolz when you realise americans don't know what a fanny is

90. Bad Boy Bubby

Documentary about your typical Adelaide resident.

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, December 1, 2008 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bahaha :)

You know what I would do to the Medved? I would steal his boxers, hang them on the school flagpole, then eviscerate him and then hook his guts to the back of my truck and drag him around campus.

OOPS, I am thinking of what I did to the dean over spring break. Road trip!

― Abbott, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ double lolz when you realise americans don't know what a fanny is

― Brunswicki and Footescray (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:09 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why does that make it double lolz

diff b/n back bottom & front bottom

It appears the days when we took a strict moralistic approach towards sex are long gone.

Victorian child prostitutes to thread...

― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 December, 2008 2:58 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...to beat Daily Mail editor around the head with a rusty coat hanger.

― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 December, 2008 2:58 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure they're dead

― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Tuesday, 2 December, 2008 2:59 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

We had a chap in our history class who hadn't handed his book in for two years. Eventually the teacher snapped and demanded to see it. Our hero said 'No.' Then the teacher hared round his desk and ripped the book from the lad's hands.

Inside was the paragraph we'd had to copy from the board on the first day two years previously. The rest of the book was just stickmen having long-winded adventures.

The history teacher, the only man I have ever known who could grow pubic hair on his face, burst into tears and left the room. He retired soon after.

― GamalielRatsey,

nick i just was thinkin about kids today and got curious - hows yours? how old is he now?

― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 11:12 AM (3 hours ago)

Yeah, wondering when the Aja/BurmaKitty turnover is gonna happen with nickalish.

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 12:13 PM (2 hours ago)

ha!

He's 9 now, I guess I should be worried, isn't this how old Curt1s was when he started ilxing?

― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 3:02 PM (3 minutes ago)

From a thread about Oasis on ILM:

i mean the band are not on it which is a big plus

― blueski, Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:16 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They weren't on the cover of Standing On The Shoulder Sic Of Giants either, which was about the last time I found them remotely listenable.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:15 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No 'sic' required. Giants are quite large, therefore it should be possible to stand on one shoulder quite comfortably. Maybe even a whole band.

― Matt DC, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:18 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think you'll find that Noel Gallagher himself admitted the mistake.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:22 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can't stand on the shoulder of more than one giant tho

― blueski, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:22 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh I never bought Noel's 'mistake' tale.

My take is that they wanted to avoid copyright issues with stealing the slogan off pound coins.

― Mark G, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:24 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Change an 's', they can't sue.

Bit like changing one chord off 'Imagine' e.g.

― Mark G, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:25 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

should've used 'Da' instead of 'The'

― blueski, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:25 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Who would have sued them, the Royal Mint?

― Tom D., Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:27 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or the estate of Sir Isaac Newton?

― Tom D., Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:27 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If one giant is standing very near to another it might be possible to have one foot on the shoulder of each.

― Matt DC, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:27 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Possibly, yeah .xpost *2

They started putting copyright notices on bank notes comparitively recently.

― Mark G, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:28 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

For example, if forming a human pyramid (xp).

― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:28 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If one giant is standing very near to another it might be possible to have one foot on the shoulder of each.

no because if they are giants and you are not, the distance between their shoulders would surely still be too great for you to be able to put one foot on both

― blueski, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:36 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Next album to be called "Even Dwarf Started Small"

― Tom D., Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:38 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"I See Us As Eight Albums And That's It"

― blueski, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:38 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe there is a cult of giants who worship a ritualistic shoulder bone, and noel gallagher is rebelliously standing on it, risking life and limb in the name of rock and roll

― Just got offed, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:40 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It could only possibly be correct if the giants were conjoined at the shoulder, and even then I'd ask the second opinion of a physician

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

good times.

I think the first time I read it I assumed Alan Ball as I forgot he was dead.

― slag move (onimo), Thursday, December 4, 2008 2:14 PM (7 minutes ago)

RIP big man

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, December 4, 2008 2:15 PM (6 minutes ago)

If only everything in life was as reliable as an RIP big man post.

I would let an RIP big man post drive the train to Cork

I'm imagining a scenario where I've accidentally burned toast for my midnight snack and seeing out the window my wife leaping from our second-story balcony, John Wilkes Booth style.

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, December 4, 2008 9:20 AM (13 minutes ago)

Other than that, how was the play?

― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Thursday, December 4, 2008 9:22 AM (11 minutes ago)

Among those filing lawsuits is Alan Keyes, who lost to Obama in the 2004 Illinois Senate race. Keyes' suit seeks to halt certification of votes in California. Another suit by a Kentucky man seeks to have a federal judge review Obama's original birth certificate, which Hawaiian officials say is locked in a state vault.

Other suits have been filed by Andy Martin, whose case was dismissed in Hawaii, and by an Ohio man whose case also was dismissed. Five more suits, all later dismissed, were filed in Hawaii by a person who is currently suing the "Peoples Association of Human, Animals Conceived God/s and Religions, John McCain (and) USA Govt." The plaintiff previously sought to sue Wikipedia and "All News Media."

― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, December 5, 2008 1:00 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

grady knock it off

― Kerm, Friday, December 5, 2008 1:02 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(an oldie, but a goodie)

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, November 13, 2004 2:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because you touch yourself and God doesn't like that.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 13, 2004 2:50 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

It's like Pitchfork's been soft ever since Snoop came through and crushed the buildings.

― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, December 5, 2008 1:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I like to Hongro Hongro

― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 5, 2008 3:30 AM (4 hours ago)

I would let an RIP big man post drive the train to Cork

you say that before seeing the price

how does mr que know what zombie flesh feels like

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was in vietnam, roxy

― Mr. Que, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:14 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

were you in the shit

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:14 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do u know my knock knock joke about vietnam

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 5, 2008 5:16 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who's there

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:17 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

vietnam!

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Friday, December 5, 2008 5:17 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck yes i was in the shit

― Mr. Que, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty good joke^^^^

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:19 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a living refutation of a Kantian universe is totally a place I'd like to raise some kids

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:20 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

(from the Ayn Rand thread)

Gabb, my point is that it's not so crazy that you would know where deej is from, since you clearly pay attention to where other ILXors are from.

― jaymc, Saturday, December 6, 2008 7:25 PM (2 hours ago)

I pay attention to where ilxors I pay attention to are from

― gabbneb, Saturday, December 6, 2008 7:28 PM (2 hours ago)

cant argue with that

― roxymuzak, Saturday, December 6, 2008 9:26 PM (34 minutes ago)

rox qua rox

got damn the atease board is slow as fucc

― deej, Saturday, December 6, 2008 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hay guys i posted it in the radiohead forum where they have a 500something page thread about this album --

http://www.ateaseweb.com/mb/index.php?s=&showtopic=235055261&view=findpost&p=4820911

login: borgan
pw: mardigras

― deej, Saturday, December 6, 2008 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

people who went to that panda bear show and didn't bootleg it should go to jail.

jeez rev

he's just tellin it like it is

seriously that pic is like

kool keith
joe the plumber
diddy
tame one from the artifacts
el-p
the drummer for blue oyster cult

― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Sunday, December 7, 2008 5:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what would u call a supergroup made out of those dudes

― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Sunday, December 7, 2008 5:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

We Invented The Repear

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, December 7, 2008 5:52 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is like breaking up with someone and then sending them naked pictures of you with other people as "ha, ha, we can laugh now" type joek.

I.e.; fucked.

― Suggest Ban Permalink (contenderizer), Monday, December 8, 2008 6:13 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You are sending naked pictures of me to yr exes????

― ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, December 8, 2008 6:28 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha ha, we can laugh now

― Suggest Ban Permalink (contenderizer), Monday, December 8, 2008 6:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I recently decided to drop my Coke consumption to 1 per month or fewer; right now it's 1~ per week. I've kept drinking Coke even though I know better because I believe it is my duty as an American to drink it. It is my magical patriot juice.

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― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, December 8, 2008 5:39 AM Bookmark

my job would be similar but aspects of it would move at a snail's pace. also i wouldn't have to deal with copyright infringement issues on video hosting sites, which would be awesome though tbh i shouldn't have to be dealing with it now. it's like the drug war: can't win it, resources are wasted, might as well get used to the modern era.

― omar little, Monday, December 8, 2008 6:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you WEB SHERIFF

― deej, Monday, December 8, 2008 6:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i don't find xmas overbearing in the slightest, tho i suppose i might if i lived somewhere else

i have a hard time imagining any jewish people i know having a wedding with 'common Jewish wedding traditions'

and it is as unnecessary to append "bread" after "challah" as it is after "naan"

― gabbneb, Monday, December 8, 2008 5:27 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

challah ops

― omar little, Monday, December 8, 2008 5:43 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

audible laugh!

I smell like shit and I haven't used my vocal cords to speak to another human being in about 3 days

― burt_stanton, Monday, December 8, 2008 9:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbh, he is telling it like it is

Eh! I do that for entertainment for a couple of weeks each summer.

Do not laugh at desperate law students; it merely encourages them.

if he killed himself by eating mosquitos he bought from an albino we'd all be thinking "Teen Spirit" was some deep shit.

― the ref (denis leary ha ha) (some dude), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 2:21 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I kinda want to make an excel graph plotting the decline of realness over time against world population growth and increase in average annual temperature

― El Tomboto, Monday, December 8, 2008 2:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that shit ain't funny dude! that shit is happening to us!

they are all happening to us, but the decline of realness part as plotted against the rest made my liberal arts-educated ass laugh bitterly at the liberal arts.

I've started watching Top Gear this series and I really enjoy it.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:04 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What position to you hope to hold in Cameron's first Cabinet?

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:07 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Minister for Compression Issues

― Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:08 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

watched the original again last night -- really an amazing amount of second-unit D.C. location shooting for the era.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, December 1, 2008 4:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think this is the closest i've ever seen morbz come to praising a movie

― s1ocki, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 4:24 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i taught my cat to say "chock full of nuts!" dude

― Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 5:49 PM (1 hour ago)

That basically how I LOL it down to an EXCELSIOR