Hearing noises of your neighbours doing sex - C/D?

It's on par with living next to a bunch of peacocks. All those bastards like to do is yell.

"Why are women so much louder in sex than men? Do you think it is for show? Surely they cant enjoy it THAT MUCH MORE than the man is? Any sociological and/or psychological explanations?"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060830025615AAe0TVg

yahoo! answers. the beauty of the internet

"doing" sex?

DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUDDUD DU DUD UD UD U UDUD D

this ris2 some questions.
when yourself is involved, you usualy don't think about the consequences of someone listening to you, so i feel kinda ambivalent about becoming irritated about it

doing, having whateva

It's less about them doing it and more about the wall being so thin that you might as well be in the middle.

so it's all the excitement of the chase sans the explosion, tissues, etc.

it is better then hearing them scream at each other for 3 hours

When I'm single it's annoying, when I'm not it's funny. Doesn't really bother me unless it's keeping me awake. Which I guess it is for the OP, that would be dud.

being in the middle - i need to know how they look first..
i know my neighbours, but i cant place them on the apartments

"more about the wall being so thin"

thats why they invented Love Hotels in Japan

it is better then hearing them scream at each other for 3 hours

-- bell_labs, Saturday, 31 May 2008 10:31 (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

We copped both for the best part of two years. Oh god they're fighting, oh the kid's screaming, oh and now sex groans oh wait they're fighting again.

It's better than hearing your roommate fuck yet another waitress he's dragged home:

"Thomas, I LOVE you!"
"I KNOW!"

OTOH he had to hear all the goofy shit I say 'during' through his wall.

all for the benefits of the make up sex
xpost

Thomas sounds like such a nice guy

He was nice but I knew way, way better than to ever get in a relationship with him bcz then he would be very far from nice.

He's like an older brother to me so it just seems like older brother shit? I guess? To be somewhat mean to your one-night stands?

good for you, plus it's usually a nightmare being in a relationship with a rooamate, only for this fact alone

OTOH he had to hear all the goofy shit I say 'during' through his wall.

If ever a sentence begged for elaboration, this is it.

Yeah, alternating between fighting and rutting is the worst, but a little squeak-squeak is no prob.

Mouse disagrees.

you post to be up cookin breakfast for somebody. that's like an alorm clock.

WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!111111

At our old place we used to have this couple below us who would engage in what sounded like the Krav Maga fighting sequences from the Bourne films. The only way you knew it was fucking is because you'd occasionally hear a "OH GOD" or a long drawn out 'UUUUUUUUNGH!" seperate from the sounds of things breaking and heavy objects hitting the wall.

We used to leave our window open and piss ourselves laughing. It wasn't a voyeuristic thing, it was just over the top, hilarious entertainment. I kept having visions of the guy being bunched in the face through a book, mid-thrust.

Weirdest thing was, it was a twee be-cardiganed young man with silken locks and his granola earth mother bespectacled girlfriend.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/13/BBB_071112015129503_wideweb__300x375,1.jpg

My neighbors make it noisy on the regular. Girl sounds like a chihuahua jumping on a trampoline.

Earlier this week (as joeks) we started bouncing on our bed in time with them and they stopped for a second, then clearly made an effort to be louder.

DUD! DUD! DUD! DUD! BIG DUD little dud BIG DUD DUD!

Sorry about this everyone, we'll keep it down in future.

Actually the only time it really disturbed me was when I was camping and not only could you hear the woman in the next tent being all porn starry (ohyeahbabydomelikethatyouknowyouwantto) but you could actually hear the mechanics of the thing (if you know what I mean and I'm sure that you do). Don't get me wrong - it's a beautiful thing and all but that suction/popping noise haunted my thoughts for a couple of days.

if my neighbours have sex, it's lesbian oldie sex: they are in their 80s. two sisters. like EW.

third party to a queef sux

xp: you ruined my brane

you're saying they don't have sex, right

In a tent is really fucking inconsiderate.

I think I've been blessed in avoiding this so far.

Yeah, take the tent down so we can all enjoy it

There was a couple who lived next door to us. Their bedroom shared a dividing wall with our kitchen. I was sitting in the kitchen with my flatmates having a chat and we got to one of those lulls in the conversation where no-one says anything for a few seconds. Just at that moment, through the wall we heard the man next door shouting "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!". We all burst out laughing, and it was really difficult to keep a straight face when I passed him in the corridor the next morning.

It's annoying, but it's not that bad, I mean it doesn't go on that long (unless you live next to sting, maybe) Arguing neighbours who throw stuff at each other and break stuff is the worst.

ned, youtube that shit already!

don't we have three threads on this already?

At least.

Too much luvving so we need to spread the love juice baby! wink wink nudge nudge

Arguing neighbours who throw stuff at each other and break stuff is the worst.

-- Pashmina, Saturday, 31 May 2008 23:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

One day our previous mentalist neighbour bashed up some guy in the street, then the police came round, then the kid started screaming, then later she was banging some other bloke while the kid continued to scream.

(easter saturday)

I say classic you buncha uptight grannies

Hearing noises of tight grannies doing sex - C/D?

I am a pervert, so classic.

yahoo asker revealed:
In different places I've lived I've heard women having sex and I was just wondering why you never her men.

they're asleep

so much better then hearing your neighbors listening to sting at top volume and singing along (i thought it was just going to be roxanne, but apparently no it was a best of the police opus sing along party)

oddly enough these are the same neighbors i have smelled smoking something that is not pot or cigarettes.

pole?

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they stopped for a second, then clearly made an effort to be louder.

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great scene in forgetting sarah marshall

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^^can we add gershy to this list??

I think I posted this on one of the other threads, but I once had a roof-top apartment that was kinda tacked on to the rest of the building. A couple months after I moved in one of the other tenants brought his girlfriend up to the roof for a midnight moonlit ocean watching/make-out session that quickly became full-on "OHGODOHGOD" fucking about two meters from my window.

After ten minutes of this, I opened the window and shouted "WILL YOU HURRY UP AND COME ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!"

They scurried off pretty damn quick. Don't know if they even had time to put their clothes on (and I wasn't about to look)

How rude!

Also, HAAAAHAHAHAAA!

During the last LA heat wave one of the tenants in the building next door was going at it with hilariously loud grunts, bed squeaks, etc. etc.. It was hot so of course everyone had their windows open. In a fit of inspiration I fished out a slide-whistle and played the loudest descending "BBBBEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWPPPPPPP!" I could manage. They stopped immediately.

Me = Buzzkill

third party to a queef sux

Are we talking neighbors here, or just roommates in the next room? Because if you can hear a pussy fart from the next apartment, something is very poorly constructed, and it's probably not the pussy.

In a fit of inspiration I fished out a slide-whistle and played the loudest descending "BBBBEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWPPPPPPP!" I could manage.

Thats the best thing ever.

There have been no posts on ILE for an hour, so I'm going to do my part and go "Whooooooooooooooooooa!'

LOL, slide-whistle! Even better than this!

relax, bevis.