okay, no

Gone in 60 Seconds.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-5_672780n.jpg

Okay, what the fuck?!

"OMG LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY HERBIE!" - Roy Disney

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend."

omg, seach YouTube for new Kids in the Hall sketch "Car Fuckers"!

...his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/puff-car-sex-man_672787e.jpg
Please, no!

"Fuck Me, I'm Famous"

(x-post)

And then there's the documentary.

Um...so guys...any speculation as to how the ah...mechanics...to um...how precisely do you get all down and scroggy with a Volkswagen?

¯\(°_o)/¯

he's not doing anyone any harm.

Where is a car's vagina?

^^^

jeremy--yeah, his track record with cars is probably much better than mine with women

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/paulinaporizkova/paulina_porizkova_8.jpg

remember that guy who got into trouble for getting his bone on with a bike in a hotel? that was jokes.

Nobody post that pic of the guy with his piston in the tailpipe.

I came here to post that

good man

waiting...

If you can't wait, GIS tailpipe.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/puff-car-sex-man_672787e.jpghttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/puff-car-sex-man_672787e.jpghttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/puff-car-sex-man_672787e.jpg

tailpipe.jpg man is my hero.

This man has a very active imagination.

http://i26.tinypic.com/n225ph.png

http://i27.tinypic.com/2z895k3.jpg

I'm just going to post every horrifying thing I find on the Internet to this thread.

http://www.bondagelaceandleather.com/Barbie/MenstruationBarbie/index.html

Dear Prudence,
My boyfriend of four years recently told me about an odd fetish he's dealt with all his life: He is fascinated by adult diapers and would like to wear them occasionally. If he had told me about this years ago, it probably would have been enough for me to end the relationship, because it genuinely bothers me. Though I love him and find it hard to imagine life without him, I'm having a difficult time thinking of him sexually, or even talking to him, now that I know about his strange fantasy. It's like his confession has transformed him into a different person. It was very difficult for him to tell me about this, and when he saw my reaction, he apologized for bringing it up. I know he feels awkward and ashamed, but I can't bring myself to comfort him or to say it's all right. I can't accept it, don't want to hear him speak of it, and don't want to think about it. But I don't know how to explain to him how deeply his fetish disturbs me without really hurting our relationship. I am worried that if I ask him not to speak of it anymore, he will be afraid to open up to me in the future. What should I do?

—Wiped Out

re: car-man

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US,

CLARITY.

Guess #1: Enumclaw

"Alright son. If I"m to sell you my car, I want to know that you'll respect her and treat her like a lady. I don't want you to get into her pants and then forget all about her."

Guess #1: Enumclaw

Is that the autobiological term for it.

"Enumclaw: Where the Penis Runs Free"

oh God

Dying here.

whatever floats your boat. err i mean car.

omg that barbie bleeding site is the awesomest thing ever. obv created by a guy cause what woman would think of such a crazy thing? we're so jealous of her non-menstruating ability.

this dude would have been a great character/victim in 'christine'

best

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-4_672781n.jpg

let's guess his vanity (???) plates.

LUVS69

omg is he giving ORAL SEX in that previous pic?

Crispin Glover's "Auto-Manipulator" takes on new meaning.

introducing the new mercury mistress, handles like a freaky european gymnast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

possibly NSFW

dude looks too much like a certain extremely terrible brit comedian for my liking, but good video

how does one explain this psychological phenomenon?

capitalism

Guess #1: Enumclaw

Okay, so one guy gets raped to death by a horse and the whole town is tarnished. How fickle.

ok fine. Puyallup.

"raped"

http://www.alife4sale.com/

okay, what the fuck's up with that?

I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below.

I'm guessing pitiful attention-ho.

dingdingdingdingding

Objectum-sexuals

Bizarre magazine covered this FIRST time ago. I'm not even weirded out...whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote....

The lion pic doesn't make you say "okay, no"?

The lion pic doesn't make you say "okay, no"?
Not even a little bit. Its just a Furry riding a car.

For those of you talking about Tailpipe Man, i am him and this is a link to the pic and it tells you all about me. Have a look and send it to all your friends.

http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

https://www.getshittens.com/

No.

it was a toss-up between posting this here or the irrationally angry thread; ultimately I decided the anger these inspired was wholly rational

There I was thinking that was an unfortunate URL.

This can't be real?
If it is real, then I'm going to market a product called... The Poop Gautlet

"Poop Gauntlets - just like wiping your backside on the neck of a swan!"