Praying mantises are fucking awesome

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praying_mantis

They're liked by gardeners who don't want to use chemicals (although they do eat some neutral or beneficial insects, too, they eat far more bad ones.)

They're known for sexual cannibalism on the female's part, but apparently, this is OUR FAULT!, acc. to Wikipedia:

Sexual cannibalism is common among mantises in captivity, and under some circumstances may also be observed in the field. The female may start feeding by biting off the male’s head (as with any prey), and if mating had begun, the male’s movements may become even more vigorous in its delivery of sperm. Early researchers thought that because copulatory movement is controlled by ganglion in the abdomen, not the head, removal of the male’s head was a reproductive strategy by females to enhance fertilisation while obtaining sustenance. Later, this bizarre behaviour appeared to be an artifact of intrusive laboratory observation. Whether the behaviour in the field is natural, or also the result of distractions caused by the human observer, remains controversial. Mantises are highly visual creatures, and notice any disturbance occurring in the laboratory or field such as bright lights or moving scientists. Research by Liske and Davis (1987) and others found (e.g. using video recorders in vacant rooms) that Chinese mantises that had been fed ad libitum (so were not starving) actually displayed elaborate courtship behavior when left undisturbed. The male engages the female in courtship dance, to change her interest from feeding to mating. Courtship display has also been observed in other species, but it does not hold for all mantises.

Essentially, female mantises caught in the act decapitate their lovers and eat the results just to scare/entertain their human voyeurs. Fucking awesome.

And last but not least, this is what some mantises do when they're threatened. WOOOOOOOOH:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Praying_mantis_in_defense_pose.JPG

also for reference of their bad-ass-ness: PRAYING MANTIS CATCHES HUMMINGBIRD

And keep in mind that I think hummingbirds are awesome, too.

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago)

excuse to post favorite movie poster of all time
http://www.impawards.com/1957/posters/deadly_mantis.jpg

and what, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

ownt

jhøshea, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

I agree they are awesome, they look like biotech alien war machines.

I thought this would be an Abbott thread for some reason.

chap, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

I want to see a praying mantis try to scare down a grizzly bear with that pose.
My only memory of a praying mantis, and a fond memory at that, is of one flying into a 4th grade classroom and immediately causing chaos, with everyone screaming under their desks and the teacher desperately trying to open the window but being cutoff by the mantis before she could get there. It was awesome!

Z S, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.maniacworld.com/girl-vs-praying-mantis.html

and what, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.maniacworld.com/Praying-Mantis-vs-Mouse.html

and what, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

today i met the girl i'm going to marry

gff, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

girl vs. praying mantis - kind of amazing to find the overlap between evangelizing and fetish porn

milo z, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

"If you three will go to church on Sunday, I'll crush these bugs with my bare feet!"

milo z, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

lol i completely missed the 'two guys are coming to church' bit.

sublimation takes some strange turns dunnit

gff, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

today i met the girl i'm going to marry

-- gff, Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gbx, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Iris_oratoria01.jpg

OK, we're way overdue for LOLMANTIS

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

I love mantises! They are enchanting but also hell of creepy at the same time. Some of the best work of the insect kingdom. Good on you guys.

I had one fly onto my face once while driving. It was out in the country, so I stopped the car, put it in a cup (lol dirty car) and took it home to show my family. "GUYS LOOK AT THIS CRAZY GIANT BUG THAT JUST FLEW ONTO MY FACE!" They insisted I throw it out, the fucking ingrates.

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

Oh my gosh!

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=62575&rendTypeId=4

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.photobiologist.com/d/239-3/prayingmantis.jpg

Baby mantises unpacking themselves from the egg case, apparently summoned by Fat Bob.

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

HAI I CAN MADE GIANT EGG CASES?

http://thebegavalley.org.au/fileadmin/bega/registrations/personal/banjo/Praying_Mantis_01.JPG

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

"Hoho, you fed us after midnight, fule!"

http://www.restaurantwidow.com/images/mantis.jpg

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/07/Preying%20Mantis%20Set%20Heyd.jpg

(that is art)

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

Oh my gosh, here's footage of a mantis attacking a snake!

Abbott, Monday, 2 June 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/21akend.jpg

"Suburbia is fuckin' AWESUM!"

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 2 June 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

Make it do the gay spiderman dance

Mark C, Monday, 2 June 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

can't find the 'it's on now motherfucker' jpg

gff, Monday, 2 June 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.soulpix.com/animals/mantis/praying_mantis.jpg

"omg i can sees panties"

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 2 June 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago)


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